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Title: Royal Wedding
Post by: Varche on 19 May 2018, 09:07:05
Well that is a surprise. They kept that quiet.

I am surprised there hasnt been anything on the news , TV or papers.
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: Alnico Blue on 19 May 2018, 09:10:56
Well that is a surprise. They kept that quiet.

I am surprised there hasnt been anything on the news , TV or papers.

News to me too . . .What royal wedding is that then ?   :-\ :-\ :-\  LOL !
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: Auto Addict on 19 May 2018, 09:13:12
I hear TB has camped out all night to get the best view ::)
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: Bigron on 19 May 2018, 09:20:02
I still find it hard to think of that ginger tosser as royal - the product of yo-yo knickers, the jumped-up nursery nurse - and his ethnic bride-to-be.
Whatever next?  ::)

Ron.
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: Mister Rog on 19 May 2018, 09:42:21


Did you mean the Royal FA Cup Final ?

Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: Bigron on 19 May 2018, 10:07:31
Royal F*ckUp? Wassat?

Ron.
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 19 May 2018, 10:09:10
Cost to the taxpayer? :-\
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: STEMO on 19 May 2018, 10:29:49
It'll all be over by mid afternoon, and then the news channels can return to Brexit.
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 19 May 2018, 12:01:54
All the news sites are top to bottom Royal Wedding.  :)

The Guardian's site made me laugh however as predictably there is less coverage than other news organisations, but they also have a little tab in the top left had corner entitled 'Not a Royalist?' which when clicked removes everything Royal Wedding and the site reverts to it's usual bleak fare of doom and gloom.  ::) 

The little tab then becomes 'Maybe I'm a Royalist.' which restores the coverage of the Royal Wedding.  ;D 

It's clear that those in charge at the Grauniad find it hard to believe that anyone would be interested.......  Libtard Tossers!  :P
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: 2boxerdogs on 19 May 2018, 12:04:55
Makes a change to have something positive on the television, having been in the employment of Her Majesty for more years than I care to remember,I can honestly say I am proud of our Royalty.
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: tigers_gonads on 19 May 2018, 12:22:57
*NEWSFLASH*

Amber Rudd has just been ejected from St Georges Chapple  :o

Apparently she was found hiding behind the pulpit with 2 immigration officers, a pair of handcuffs and a hand written note bearing Prince Philips signature  :-X :D :D
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: STEMO on 19 May 2018, 12:30:26
I'm going out with the dog again soon, will I have the park to myself?  ::)
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: tigers_gonads on 19 May 2018, 12:33:39
I'm going out with the dog again soon, will I have the park to myself?  ::)




Depends on whether you have had a shower this morning  ;D





(sorry, i'm in a good mood today  :D)
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: STEMO on 19 May 2018, 12:41:52
I'm going out with the dog again soon, will I have the park to myself?  ::)




Depends on whether you have had a shower this morning  ;D





(sorry, i'm in a good mood today  :D)
I'm sure you are, Mr two brand new MOT's man.  :)
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 19 May 2018, 12:49:14
No invite for me. :)
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 19 May 2018, 13:19:25
Cost to the taxpayer? :-\

The country will end up £ billions in profit due to this Union. The Americans will never get over the pride and excitement of the event, and the "special relationship will go into overdrive".
On a purely financial level, this is a great investment for UK PLC.

I like Harry, I think hes a great bloke, considering his background and in particular his certifiably idiotic father, but I have little interest in his, or anyone elses wedding.
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: STEMO on 19 May 2018, 13:56:08
I'm going out with the dog again soon, will I have the park to myself?  ::)




Depends on whether you have had a shower this morning  ;D





(sorry, i'm in a good mood today  :D)
I'm sure you are, Mr two brand new MOT's man.  :)
Oops, Sir Tigger is brand new MOT man, not tigers gonads......sorry.
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 19 May 2018, 14:03:37
I'm going out with the dog again soon, will I have the park to myself?  ::)




Depends on whether you have had a shower this morning  ;D





(sorry, i'm in a good mood today  :D)
I'm sure you are, Mr two brand new MOT's man.  :)
Oops, Sir Tigger is brand new MOT man, not tigers gonads......sorry.


Senior moment. :-X
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 19 May 2018, 14:06:10
Makes a change to have something positive on the television, having been in the employment of Her Majesty for more years than I care to remember,I can honestly say I am proud of our Royalty.

Well said :y :y
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 19 May 2018, 14:21:09
All the news sites are top to bottom Royal Wedding.  :)

The Guardian's site made me laugh however as predictably there is less coverage than other news organisations, but they also have a little tab in the top left had corner entitled 'Not a Royalist?' which when clicked removes everything Royal Wedding and the site reverts to it's usual bleak fare of doom and gloom.  ::) 

The little tab then becomes 'Maybe I'm a Royalist.' which restores the coverage of the Royal Wedding.  ;D 

It's clear that those in charge at the Grauniad find it hard to believe that anyone would be interested.......  Libtard Tossers!  :P

......And you should be ashamed of yourself for reading that subversive rag, which isn't even for to be used as bog roll in a dire emergency.  ;D
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: 2boxerdogs on 19 May 2018, 14:36:32
Makes a change to have something positive on the television, having been in the employment of Her Majesty for more years than I care to remember,I can honestly say I am proud of our Royalty.

Well said :y :y
.   




Thank you Lizzie .
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 19 May 2018, 14:40:27
I'm going out with the dog again soon, will I have the park to myself?  ::)




Depends on whether you have had a shower this morning  ;D





(sorry, i'm in a good mood today  :D)
I'm sure you are, Mr two brand new MOT's man.  :)
Oops, Sir Tigger is brand new MOT man, not tigers gonads......sorry.


Senior moment. :-X

I think he was over come with emotion at the Royal Wedding.  ;)  ;D
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: STEMO on 19 May 2018, 15:00:28
I'm going out with the dog again soon, will I have the park to myself?  ::)




Depends on whether you have had a shower this morning  ;D





(sorry, i'm in a good mood today  :D)
I'm sure you are, Mr two brand new MOT's man.  :)
Oops, Sir Tigger is brand new MOT man, not tigers gonads......sorry.


Senior moment. :-X

I think he was over come with emotion at the Royal Wedding.  ;)  ;D
I'm going to start painting the kitchen next week, then I'll be overcome with emulsion  :(
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: redelitev6 on 19 May 2018, 15:07:32
Not often that ITV beats the BBC for coverage of this sort of thing but I have to say they did it today , when it comes to gigs like this the U.K. just can't be beaten , so cheer up all you miserable gits ,at least we're not French  :y
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: BazaJT on 19 May 2018, 16:18:16
I too am proud of our royal family[although a few less "minor royal"hangers on might be nice]as for the wedding then no I wasn't even that interested in seeing my wedding never mind someone elses :D
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: biggriffin on 19 May 2018, 17:02:28
So Harry will, be taken her up the asile again tonight :D
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 19 May 2018, 17:27:24
So Harry will, be taken her up the asile again tonight :D

 :o :o :o :o :o

Rumour has it the honeymoon will take place in Barnsley.

It is only a rumour though. :)
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: STEMO on 19 May 2018, 17:43:32
So Harry will, be taken her up the asile again tonight :D

 :o :o :o :o :o

Rumour has it the honeymoon will take place in Barnsley.

It is only a rumour though. :)
I'll bet Harry doesn't even know where Barnsley is.
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 19 May 2018, 20:29:19
Same as everyone else who doesn't live there.
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: Varche on 19 May 2018, 20:54:39
They will be taking snuff, watching Charlie Williams videos or listening to Saxon about now.

Will the nuptials be on Television X?
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: ronnyd on 19 May 2018, 21:02:53
Did something worthwhile while it was on. Went for a nice long bike ride. Got home in time for the cup final though. :y Chelskie rode their luck a bit. Son in Law and Granddaughter very pleased though.
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 19 May 2018, 23:40:19
All the news sites are top to bottom Royal Wedding.  :)

The Guardian's site made me laugh however as predictably there is less coverage than other news organisations, but they also have a little tab in the top left had corner entitled 'Not a Royalist?' which when clicked removes everything Royal Wedding and the site reverts to it's usual bleak fare of doom and gloom.  ::) 

The little tab then becomes 'Maybe I'm a Royalist.' which restores the coverage of the Royal Wedding.  ;D 

It's clear that those in charge at the Grauniad find it hard to believe that anyone would be interested.......  Libtard Tossers!  :P

......And you should be ashamed of yourself for reading that subversive rag, which isn't even for to be used as bog roll in a dire emergency.  ;D

I like to see what the latest thing that the Leftie Libtards are getting outraged about.  ;)  I love a bit of leftie outrage!  ;D

To be fair though the international section is quite good.  Mainly because they don't grind their axe so much.  ::)
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 20 May 2018, 05:57:09
Fair enough. I allow myself 5 - 10 minutes per week of the BBC for the same reasons.  ;D
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: Rods2 on 21 May 2018, 11:22:53
No invite for me. :)

That's your punishment for turning down them holding it at Opti castle, so they had to slum it in Windsor. :P :P :P ;D ;D ;D