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[Varche]

Saw this and thought a few forum members might be interested.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-19353039

Wonder if you can get it on TC?

Stage left thunder of feet as DD reaches for the keyboard................

[PhilRich]

Hmmmm, no replies in nearly half an hour Varche! There must be a bloody long queue for cheap flights to Mumbai

[Del Boy]

Hmmmm, no replies in nearly half an hour Varche! There must be a bloody long queue for cheap flights to Mumbai

Just got back, need to find a test subject now, the mrs said no 

[pauls]

It would take more than a tube of that for my missus

[mantahatch]

Thankfully not needed here, wife had 2 caeserains  (must check spelling)

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It would need to be called 15 again here in the U.K.

[Dishevelled Den]

  Snr Varch knows me only too well.

With such enterprise is it any wonder India now owns both Jaguar and Land Rover, provides the delightful voice behind many call-centres, is an atomic power and has a space programme - much respect and admiration?

With those pressing engagements seen to, perhaps they can now ensure that their many citizens have adequate housing to live in, food to eat and the means to provide for their burgeoning numbers in the coming years of what seems to be this decisive century for the human race.

I shouldn’t really need to add that I love Indian women and, to be PC, Pakistani women as well.

[Pitchfork]

I like the quote 'it fills a gap' 

[Marie]

lol

sod the cream its called pelvic floor exercises  do them often enough and correctly and jobs a gooden 

[Rods2]

Snr Varch knows me only too well.

With such enterprise is it any wonder India now owns both Jaguar and Land Rover, provides the delightful voice behind many call-centres, is an atomic power and has a space programme - much respect and admiration?

With those pressing engagements seen to, perhaps they can now ensure that their many citizens have adequate housing to live in, food to eat and the means to provide for their burgeoning numbers in the coming years of what seems to be this decisive century for the human race.

I shouldn’t really need to add that I love Indian women and, to be PC, Pakistani women as well.

Are you the official UK importer yet? 

You should do a roaring trade with the clientele you aspire to be with. 

This time next year you'll be a millionaire. 

The year after it will be Sir DD for services to women. 

[GastronomicKleptomaniac]

It would need to be called 15 again here in the U.K.

You can tell you're fairly Southern, that's all I'm saying.

[tigers_gonads]

I suppose it fills a gap on the market 

[Sir Tigger KC]

It would need to be called 15 again here in the U.K.

You can tell you're fairly Southern, that's all I'm saying.

Oooop Norf it'd have to be called 12 Again!! 

[Vamps]

It would need to be called 15 again here in the U.K.

You can tell you're fairly Southern, that's all I'm saying.

Oooop Norf it'd have to be called 12 Again!! 

I hope not, Miss Vamps has just turned 12.....

[ozzycat]

are you sure its not called gungum