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[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Rishi has sacked Braverman, which wasnt really unexpected.
But..........he has demoted Cleverly to replace her and made David Cameron Foreign Secretary. You couldnt make it up ffs ! 
It stinks of utter desperation.
Two major foreign wars taking place and the Foreign Secratary cant even sit on the front benches of the Commons to report and take questions on the matter.
He has had to rush him into the Lords, just to be able to make it happen.
I have little doubt that after the next election Cameron will work hand in hand with Labour, behind the scenes, to reverse Brexit.
I can see this causing civil war in the Tory party.
We are through the looking glass folks. 

[Sir Tigger KC]

What's the old saying about better to have someone in the tent pissing out, than outside the tent pissing in? 

[STEMO]

We live in strange times. I don't comment on such things very often nowadays, I'm not afraid to admit I'm a bit apathetic these days. I don't intend to vote at the next election (which really doesn't matter, living in Barnsley). Let the young 'uns decide, it's their world.

[Doctor Gollum]

So the only Home Secretary capable of speaking her mind and arguably doing her job has been sacked because that Khuntsensenberg excuse of a journalist doesn't like her

At least he didn't appoint Ken Clarke to anything I suppose 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

How does Cameron get the job when he isn't even a sitting MP?

[Doctor Gollum]

How does Cameron get the job when he isn't even a sitting MP?

Presumably the same way as the last two PMs

[Migalot]

How does Cameron get the job when he isn't even a sitting MP?

WEF.

[Nick W]

How does Cameron get the job when he isn't even a sitting MP?

Instant elevation to the House of Lords.
Isn't it reassuring the Conservative Party has such a depth of talent that's necessary to get a competent( ) senior minister instead of a troll?

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Exactly. Its a complete flustercluck by a PM who is clueless and unfit to clean the commons bogs, never mind be in charge of Govt.

[TheBoy]

I think we are failing to accept that it is perceived* that the public are full on leftie tree huggers, so anyone who is outwardly slightly right of centre can't be in the cabinet in the run up to the election....


*so we're led to believe.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Exactly. Its a complete flustercluck by a PM who is clueless and unfit to clean the commons bogs, never mind be in charge of Govt.

The 'Prime Miniature' is supposedly worth around £700 million so I doubt he cleans the crapper very often. 

But I actually agree with old Nick W post  (something I very rarely do)

[Rangie]

Desperate times, bringing people out of their retirement, HMPS tried it with me told them to poke it up their arse.😂😂

[Nick W]

What's the old saying about better to have someone in the tent pissing out, than outside the tent pissing in? 

Choosing to have somebody inside your tent pissing over you ought to be a niche kink, not government policy. Perhaps Sunak is more of a traditional Tory than was previously apparent?

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

I think we are failing to accept that it is perceived* that the public are full on leftie tree huggers, so anyone who is outwardly slightly right of centre can't be in the cabinet in the run up to the election....


*so we're led to believe.

Which is why the real conservatives left in the Tory party now need to put principles before career and leave the party to join Reform, which is a genuine conservative and unionist party.
Hell will freeze over though before significant numbers of them do that. They are almost to a man / woman, career politicians, which is why the country is bollixed.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Just to add to todays events which are worthy of a Shakespearean comedy/tragedy, it's been reported that former PM Tony Blair is being lined up by the Israelis as some kind of humanitarian coordinator for Gaza! 

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

He set fire to the middle east and now they are asking for his help to control the fire.
You couldnt make it up. 

[Doctor Gollum]

Well, if we can't hang him, perhaps Hamas will...

[Keith ABS]

Well, if we can't hang him, perhaps Hamas will...

We can only dream of that happening

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Just to add to todays events which are worthy of a Shakespearean comedy/tragedy, it's been reported that former PM Tony Blair is being lined up by the Israelis as some kind of humanitarian coordinator for Gaza! 

Bush poodle.

[TheBoy]

He set fire to the middle east and now they are asking for his help to control the fire.
You couldnt make it up. 

I'm fairly sure the Arab Spring was during Cameron's tenure?

[Doctor Gollum]

He set fire to the middle east and now they are asking for his help to control the fire.
You couldnt make it up. 

I'm fairly sure the Arab Spring was during Cameron's tenure?

Treasonous B Liar was the 'special' envoy at the time. Emphasis on special.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quartet_on_the_Middle_East

Cautionary note... There are so many wank words in that article you might need a whole box of tissues to get through it.

[Raeturbo]

Mini little bastard, didn’t even have nuts to sack her face to face the cowardly shithead. She was the best one there!!

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

She certainly said some of the right things, but what did she actually do ? 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Tell you what... Our new Foreign Secretary will be about as welcome as a cup of cold sick in Brussels, Berlin and Paris! 

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Oh I dunno. He spent years tugging his forelock and asking favours from them while they laughed at him and said "non".
They like British politicians like that.
He only called a referendum because he was arrogant and out of touch, so was 100% convinced he would win it and put the issue to bed once and for all.

[Raeturbo]

Fu(is sake had enough of that fool first time around. When will they stop punishing us?

[Nick W]

She certainly said some of the right things, but what did she actually do ? 

Have you ever publicly and deliberately disobeyed your boss, whilst stoking up trouble amongst your colleagues and customers? If you haven't, how would you expect them to react if you did - invite you round for a pat on the back, tidy bonus, followed by tea and cake? A history of competence would mean you might get some allowances made, but that's not been a trait required by the Tories for a depressingly long time.

[Varche]

The gift that keeps on giving.

Labour wont be worried.

Be interesting to see how Cleverlyintends to stop your boat people.

[Kevin Wood]

The gift that keeps on giving.

Labour wont be worried.

Be interesting to see how Cleverlyintends to stop your boat people.

I could tell you how he won't. The clue's in the name.

[Raeturbo]

😁 yeah,  clever Kant to get the job🤣

[Sir Tigger KC]

The gift that keeps on giving.

Labour wont be worried.

Be interesting to see how Cleverlyintends to stop your boat people.

They're not our boat people! 

[Raeturbo]

I’m afraid they are, lots of them pass through Spain to get here (the promised land)

[Doctor Gollum]

He didn't exactly look chuffed about it as he left Downing Street 

[Varche]

The gift that keeps on giving.

Labour wont be worried.

Be interesting to see how Cleverlyintends to stop your boat people.

They're not our boat people! 

Oh yes they are!

Thought you would find that funny. 

[Sir Tigger KC]

The gift that keeps on giving.

Labour wont be worried.

Be interesting to see how Cleverlyintends to stop your boat people.

They're not our boat people! 

Oh yes they are!

Thought you would find that funny. 

As they'll never get deported, I guess you are right.....   

Anyway, you've got plenty of your own in sunny Spain, so I don't know why your laughing.... 

Saw a video earlier of the police in Barcelona beating the shit out a group of migrants with their batons.  Our lot give them cups of tea. 

[STEMO]

The gift that keeps on giving.

Labour wont be worried.

Be interesting to see how Cleverlyintends to stop your boat people.

They're not our boat people! 

Oh yes they are!

Thought you would find that funny. 

As they'll never get deported, I guess you are right.....   

Anyway, you've got plenty of your own in sunny Spain, so I don't know why your laughing.... 

Saw a video earlier of the police in Barcelona beating the shit out a group of migrants with their batons.  Our lot give them cups of tea. 

That's why they want to come here. Not for the tea, so they don't get beaten by the police.

[Rangie]

 Rishis reshuffle a complete bunch of educated idiots all of them , couldn't even organise a raffle let alone run the country.

[Sir Tigger KC]

The gift that keeps on giving.

Labour wont be worried.

Be interesting to see how Cleverlyintends to stop your boat people.

They're not our boat people! 

Oh yes they are!

Thought you would find that funny. 

As they'll never get deported, I guess you are right.....   

Anyway, you've got plenty of your own in sunny Spain, so I don't know why your laughing.... 

Saw a video earlier of the police in Barcelona beating the shit out a group of migrants with their batons.  Our lot give them cups of tea. 

That's why they want to come here. Not for the tea, so they don't get beaten by the police.

Yes when a Spanish policeman asks if you'd like one lump or two, he's not talking about sugar! 

I did note when I was in Tenerife last year that all the coppers were big, fit, hard looking blokes that you wouldn't talk back too.... 

[TheBoy]

He only called a referendum because he was arrogant and out of touch, so was 100% convinced he would win it and put the issue to bed once and for all.

I think even the most fanatical Brexiteer will admit that the referendum went the way it did, very very likely against the will of the majority if the truth be known, because the Brexiteers did a great job in getting their fans, err fanatical.

The remainers did what the majority of Brits do, let Armageddon slowly happen, then complain when its too late. AKA, not bother going out in the cold to vote because they had to look after their little darlings, or dog, or couldn't miss Knobenders, or any other CBA excuse.

[TheBoy]

I did note when I was in Tenerife last year that all the coppers were big, fit, hard looking blokes that you wouldn't talk back too.... 

I'm sure the British Police do their best. But they have targets to meet within the workforce, which is more important than employing the right people.

[Rangie]

Just got in from Peterborough, saw a few Police personnel in the town centre all looked about 17 years old and it appeared as though a couple of them were helping another one complete his pocketbook , any wonder the country has fallen apart.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Suella Braverman has written to the PM. She is typically forthright in her letter! 

https://twitter.com/SuellaBraverman/status/1724465401982070914

[Raeturbo]

Well, she said it as it is.   Should have known the snivelling little rich kid was not to be trusted they’re all the same, scum.     

[Rangie]

Politicians are a bunch of cu**s, I realised that years ago but this lot take the biscuit.

[Raeturbo]

They’re all shit and on full pay when they retire, not like our veterans 🤬