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Mint my a**e
« on: 10 January 2016, 17:48:41 »
Went to look at a C43 AMG today in Norwich supposedly 2 owners with full history , not for me but for a mate of mine a complete & utter waste of time & fuel ,history was sketchy budget tyres on a performance car a definite no no as far as I am concerned , looked & sounded good in the ad but  anyone could tell from the tripe the owner talked he didn't have a clue only consolation a good steak meal on the way home. I got fed up with the number of times the owner referred to it as "mint" so pointed to my Merc and said that's mint yours is s**te , he seemed upset, truth hurts I suppose..
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Re: Mint my a**e
« Reply #1 on: 10 January 2016, 19:35:42 »
Thats Norwich folk for you  ;)
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« Reply #2 on: 10 January 2016, 20:46:23 »
Inbreeding creates strange people.......

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Re: Mint my a**e
« Reply #3 on: 10 January 2016, 20:50:07 »
But he can count to twelve on one hand :-X :D
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Re: Mint my a**e
« Reply #4 on: 10 January 2016, 20:57:42 »
And his sister is his great aunt.  :D
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« Reply #5 on: 10 January 2016, 21:11:54 »
Quote from: Migv6 on 10 January 2016, 20:57:42
And his sister is his great aunt.  :D

Thought that was his wife. ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 10 January 2016, 21:59:37 »
Quote from: biggriffin on 10 January 2016, 21:11:54
Quote from: Migv6 on 10 January 2016, 20:57:42
And his sister is his great aunt.  :D

Thought that was his wife. ;D




Would someone like that, be allowed to breed ? God help us.
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Re: Mint my a**e
« Reply #7 on: 11 January 2016, 00:05:58 »
And now give it up for John, father of the bride and groom  . . . . . .
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« Reply #8 on: 11 January 2016, 10:27:07 »
Quote from: dbug on 11 January 2016, 00:05:58
And now give it up for John, father of the bride and groom  . . . . . .

I see you've been to a wedding in wisbech as well ;D
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Re: Mint my a**e
« Reply #9 on: 11 January 2016, 15:18:50 »
The groom at a Norfolk wedding hammered at his fathers front door at 3 oclock in the morning on his wedding night. Dad answered the door and asked him why he wasn't with his new bride on his wedding night. the groom said "Dad, she,s a virgin".
Dad replied "You get in here boy. If she aint good enough for her own family, she certainly aint bloody good enough for ours".  :D ;D
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Re: Mint my a**e
« Reply #10 on: 11 January 2016, 15:47:55 »
Quote from: biggriffin on 11 January 2016, 10:27:07
Quote from: dbug on 11 January 2016, 00:05:58
And now give it up for John, father of the bride and groom  . . . . . .

I see you've been to a wedding in wisbech as well ;D
Er! I think that Wisbech is in Cambridgeshire. :)
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Re: Mint my a**e
« Reply #11 on: 11 January 2016, 17:24:24 »
Quote from: ronnyd on 11 January 2016, 15:47:55
Quote from: biggriffin on 11 January 2016, 10:27:07
Quote from: dbug on 11 January 2016, 00:05:58
And now give it up for John, father of the bride and groom  . . . . . .

I see you've been to a wedding in wisbech as well ;D
Er! I think that Wisbech is in Cambridgeshire. :)
It be fenland. Not much to do in the fens, except molest your sister/mother/daughter.
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Re: Mint my a**e
« Reply #12 on: 11 January 2016, 17:51:32 »
Absolutely nothing wrong with Norfolk ;)
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« Reply #13 on: 11 January 2016, 17:54:58 »
Quote from: Harris K Telemacher on 11 January 2016, 17:51:32
Absolutely nothing wrong with Norfolk ;)
I try not to cross the county line. Don't want to get too close to my sister. Smiling at her once a year is hard enough.
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Re: Mint my a**e
« Reply #14 on: 11 January 2016, 21:09:40 »
Well Surrey today, found a mint C 36 AMG 15 MB stamps every service bill  & MOT   deposit paid  collecting it Saturday , lovely metallic dark blue & 1 well to do owner from new, put a few miles on my E class the last few days, but have enjoyed the search.

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