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[Darth Loo-knee]

I have been on this site for 2 days and my Mrs says "I am a Omega Owners Forum Widow!"

LMAO

Loo-knee

[Chopsdad]

Tell her to log on to www.OmegaOwnersForumWidows.co.uk for details on how to keep herself amused

[Darth Loo-knee]

LMAO
She will be rivoted for hours
That reminded me of the Young Ones when they videoed the spot on the TV so they could watch it in the mornin....
 

[Admin]

Tell her to join!

[Darth Loo-knee]

Tell her to join!!!!!! Thats an idea...

Well she keeps havin a look over my shoulder at what i am writing and laughing at..... not sure if she does want to join or keeping her eye on me

Loo-knee
 

[Markjay]

Tell her to join!

Better still... buy her an Omega... and then get her to join  

[Darth Loo-knee]

Tell her to join!

Better still... buy her an Omega... and then get her to join  

My Mrs in an Omega? she will as sure as eggs are eggs get caught speeding, she is bad enough in her Rangey!!!!!!!
She always trying to run foke off the road typical 4x4 driver

If I am Loo-knee god knows what she is???

[MikeDundee]

Tell her to join!

Better still... buy her an Omega... and then get her to join  

My Mrs in an Omega? she will as sure as eggs are eggs get caught speeding, she is bad enough in her Rangey!!!!!!!
She always trying to run foke off the road typical 4x4 driver

If I am Loo-knee god knows what she is???

Thanks for the tip off loo-knee .... I now know to steer clear of stoke on trent, or should I be in the area drive faster than Rangeys

[Darth Loo-knee]

My Mrs would argue that case with you, she thinks it a F1 car i think

I get out and feel that someone up there likes me

Holding on the seat belt with my right hand and my left on the roof handle, and braking and she just says "what you braking for?" i answer "may have something to do with you! i nearly soil myself when ever i get in!" and then she has the nerve to say to me " you make me feel uneasy when your in the car!"  
Women sure they are Aliens!

Loo-knee

[Admin]

My Mrs would argue that case with you, she thinks it a F1 car i think

I get out and feel that someone up there likes me

Holding on the seat belt with my right hand and my left on the roof handle, and braking and she just says "what you braking for?" i answer "may have something to do with you! i nearly soil myself when ever i get in!" and then she has the nerve to say to me " you make me feel uneasy when your in the car!"  
Women sure they are Aliens!

Loo-knee

This sounds very similar to the way my missus drives... except she does it in a 3.0 manual MV6!  

[Darth Loo-knee]

Dangerous combination me thinks, may keep her off my insurance  
I aren't brave enough to keep her off my insurance.

This one made me laugh.... I was in the passenger seat and my Mrs was overtaking a line of parked cars, there was a car coming the other way, and she wasn't slowing down, i just said "he can't go anyway while your on the wrong side of the road!" she shouts "I aren't on the wrong side plus I have right of way!" so i just said "well why is the white line in between my legs?" and i nearly wet myself laughing at her answer even though i was scared for my life! she said " you have to leave 6 feet gap incase someone gets out off one of those parked cars!"  I mean what answer is there for that!!!

 

[Chopsdad]

Well I'm gonna be an Omega widow this week - just me and the wife on hols - no OOF - how will I cope???

[Markjay]

Well I'm gonna be an Omega widow this week - just me and the wife on hols - no OOF - how will I cope???

Errrr.... you wan't.... you'll want to be back to your PC....  

[sir moanalot]

its getting very common now this widow thing, but tell her how much money your saving on repair tips while on the site and the dosh saved can go on a box of chocs and some flowers, worked for me!!