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[Andy B]

Haven't the Greeks watched James Acaster? ..... 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x73PkUvArJY

[STEMO]

Spot on 

Love this comment; "The UK is the largest supplier of independence days in the world "

[Sir Tigger KC]

What an utterly ridiculous situation to get themselves into, and shows to whole world what a bunch of clowns they are in 10 Downing St. 

How the hell have they let this escalate?    All they had to say to the Greeks is, You can ask but the answer will be no...

Incidentally, a museum in Germany handed over some Benin Bronzes worth millions to Nigeria recently and they were promptly sold off to private collectors! 

[Andy B]

.... All they had to say to the Greeks is,  ...... we're still looking at them ....

Fixed that for you 

[ronnyd]

What an utterly ridiculous situation to get themselves into, and shows to whole world what a bunch of clowns they are in 10 Downing St. 

How the hell have they let this escalate?    All they had to say to the Greeks is, You can ask but the answer will be no...

Incidentally, a museum in Germany handed over some Benin Bronzes worth millions to Nigeria recently and they were promptly sold off to private collectors! 

Bet that Nigerian prince was chuffed to bits to get his sacred icons back so he could flog 'em on. Made a change from romancing desperate old ladies from Wolverhampton out of their children's inheritance. 

[Sir Tigger KC]

What an utterly ridiculous situation to get themselves into, and shows to whole world what a bunch of clowns they are in 10 Downing St. 

How the hell have they let this escalate?    All they had to say to the Greeks is, You can ask but the answer will be no...

Incidentally, a museum in Germany handed over some Benin Bronzes worth millions to Nigeria recently and they were promptly sold off to private collectors! 

Bet that Nigerian prince was chuffed to bits to get his sacred icons back so he could flog 'em on. Made a change from romancing desperate old ladies from Wolverhampton out of their children's inheritance. 

Maybe he was sending dick pics to the curator of the German museum. 

[Doctor Gollum]

What an utterly ridiculous situation to get themselves into, and shows to whole world what a bunch of clowns they are in 10 Downing St. 

How the hell have they let this escalate?    All they had to say to the Greeks is, You can ask but the answer will be no...

Incidentally, a museum in Germany handed over some Benin Bronzes worth millions to Nigeria recently and they were promptly sold off to private collectors! 

Bet that Nigerian prince was chuffed to bits to get his sacred icons back so he could flog 'em on. Made a change from romancing desperate old ladies from Wolverhampton out of their children's inheritance. 

Maybe he was sending dick pics to the curator of the German museum. 

That would be enough to put the willies up anyone

[Marks DTM Calib]

I found it amusing when one of the Greek officials said that the British Museum only want to keep them for ticket money..........it's free entry!

[Rangie]

I found it amusing when one of the Greek officials said that the British Museum only want to keep them for ticket money..........it's free entry!

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Just the queueing to get in is a pain in the arse, used to go there a lot when I was a kid & walk straight in , took out two youngest grandchildren there a couple of years ago never again.

[ronnyd]

Only a load of old rubble anyway. Dave the Builder will sort it for 'em.

[dave the builder]

Only a load of old rubble anyway. Dave the Builder will sort it for 'em.

I'm not able to help
i'm busy looking for My own marbles ,which I've "miss-placed" 

NO ! not lost 

[Sir Tigger KC]

I wonder what the marbles are worth?   

Priceless?     If so, we should offer to flog them to the Greeks at a knock down price of £3 trillion and clear the national debt! 

[dave the builder]

I wonder what the marbles are worth?  

Priceless?     If so, we should offer to flog them to the Greeks at a knock down price of £3 trillion and clear the national debt! 

Not as much as you'd think clicky  

[Sir Tigger KC]

I wonder what the marbles are worth?  

Priceless?     If so, we should offer to flog them to the Greeks at a knock down price of £3 trillion and clear the national debt! 

Not as much as you'd think clicky  

Well it depends how much they want them eh?     

Maybe when they get their WW2 reparations from Germany they'll be able to buy them?   

Or maybe their benevolent masters in Brussels will stump up? 

[dave the builder]

"finders keepers"
"possession is nine tenths of the law"
etc etc

[STEMO]

Well....we're in the process of making reparations for slavery, perhaps we should make reparations for being the biggest thieves on the planet 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Well I'm sure Sir Starmer will hand it all over and get nothing in return. 

Still we'll all get to feel good about ourselves as His Majesty's Labour government pulls off the greatest virtue signal in history.                                               

[Sir Tigger KC]

Well....we're in the process of making reparations for slavery, perhaps we should make reparations for being the biggest thieves on the planet

Are we though?   

Think of all those galleons full of gold that the Spanish nicked from South America!       Ole! 

[STEMO]

Well....we're in the process of making reparations for slavery, perhaps we should make reparations for being the biggest thieves on the planet

Are we though?   

Think of all those galleons full of gold that the Spanish nicked from South America!       Ole! 

We then nicked it off the Spanish 

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Will we get reparations from the Italians for the Roman invasion, or the Danes for the vikings, the French, for the Normans ?
Nah, didnt think so. 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Will we get reparations from the Italians for the Roman invasion, or the Danes for the vikings, the French, for the Normans ?
Nah, didnt think so. 

What did they ever do for us? 

The Romans built nice roads, baths and stuff, but when they left we let them fall apart.

The Danes saw that, so didn't bother building any thing. Just raped and pillaged. We stupidly thought that being nice to them and handing over lots of cash would result in them being nice to us. It didn't work.     1500 years later we made the same stupid mistake!     

The Normans carried out the first census, raised taxes off the back of it and built some nice castles.    Mostly in Wales.                                   

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Matters not. They invaded and enslaved the Brits. 
The Brits invaded half the world and taught them civilisation but they are still whining about. 

[Doctor Gollum]

Well....we're in the process of making reparations for slavery, perhaps we should make reparations for being the biggest thieves on the planet

Are we though?   

Think of all those galleons full of gold that the Spanish nicked from South America!       Ole! 

We then nicked it off the Spanish 

Nope, they 'lost' it in the Caribbean and Irish Sea and some fortuitous piratey types found it.