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Title: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: STEMO on 31 January 2021, 17:54:36
Barcelona FC are suing a Spanish newspaper, El Mundo, for releasing details of Lionel Messi's contract. £492,000,000 for four years. It's obscene.

Lionel Messi: Barcelona to take legal action after forward's £492m contract leaked https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/55873590
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: STEMO on 31 January 2021, 17:58:14
Over £2,000,000 a week.
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Post by: Broomies Mate on 31 January 2021, 18:01:42
I believe the highest threshold for Tax in Spain is 60,000Euro and is set at 45%.

Messi will be paying more than the rest of Spain combined!  ;D
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: STEMO on 31 January 2021, 18:03:49
I believe the highest threshold for Tax in Spain is 60,000Euro and is set at 45%.

Messi will be paying more than the rest of Spain combined!  ;D

Lionel Messi tax fraud prison sentence reduced to fine http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40534761
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: Broomies Mate on 31 January 2021, 18:07:16
I believe the highest threshold for Tax in Spain is 60,000Euro and is set at 45%.

Messi will be paying more than the rest of Spain combined!  ;D

Lionel Messi tax fraud prison sentence reduced to fine http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40534761

SO all-in-all, they paid ~9,000,000Euro in fines and 'corrective payments'.

I bet his accountant is at the bottom of the Med!  ;D
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: Raeturbo on 31 January 2021, 18:47:44
It’s criminal when people are starving and freezing cold.
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Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 January 2021, 18:55:17
If he can bring about world peace and harmany then I think £492,000,000 is a small price to pay. :y :y :y :y

Oh......it seems he is a footballer who kicks a ball around on a muddy piece of grass. :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 January 2021, 19:03:26
24600 nurses/or others at £20,000 PA. :)
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: STEMO on 31 January 2021, 19:04:23
24600 nurses/or others at £20,000 PA. :)
Someone's had his calculator out  ;D
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 January 2021, 19:05:18
I'm sure he is worth it.
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 January 2021, 19:06:28
I think Bale has to scrape by on £600,000 a week. :-\

Poor lamb.
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: Raeturbo on 31 January 2021, 19:09:19
Poor mutton on those low wages ???
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: STEMO on 31 January 2021, 19:09:45
I think Bale has to scrape by on £600,000 a week. :-\

Poor lamb.
Mehut Özil was Arsenals highest paid player for the last few years. He was shite, so he didn't play, but refused to move unless they paid his contract off. They didn't, and he's just moved to another club on a free transfer. Players and, to some extent, managers, have got them by the wotsits. It must have cost Chelsea dear to sack Frank Lampard 15 months into a three year contract.
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: Raeturbo on 31 January 2021, 19:18:17
I don’t like football anyway since they all turned into nancyboys jumping on the floor at the tiniest tap. Bring back the proper heavy leather balls from the sixties for a start, the ones that doubled their weight if it was raining ;D
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: STEMO on 31 January 2021, 19:19:46
I don’t like football anyway since they all turned into nancyboys jumping on the floor at the tiniest tap. Bring back the proper heavy leather balls from the sixties for a start, the ones that doubled their weight if it was raining ;D
A slap in the face from one of them, laces forward, on a freezing cold, wet day had you crying for your mum  ;D
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: Raeturbo on 31 January 2021, 19:23:25
Those were the days a thick piece of bread and butter jam if you were lucky :y and we would play until it was to dark to see. God alive, the footballs we used would cave your chest in for an hour or two if you got hit by a good shot :o
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: STEMO on 31 January 2021, 19:27:28
Bread and jam? Bloody luxury. When I were a lad....... ;D
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: Raeturbo on 31 January 2021, 19:33:09
The irony is, it was true sometimes for Many of us on here back in the day I bet🙁
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: dave the builder on 31 January 2021, 19:34:05
Bread and jam? Bloody luxury. When I were a lad....... ;D
......   Jam hadn't been invented  :-\
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: STEMO on 31 January 2021, 19:35:26
Bread and jam? Bloody luxury. When I were a lad....... ;D
......   Jam hadn't been invented  :-\
If it had, I hadn't seen it   :(
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: dave the builder on 31 January 2021, 19:45:57
Bread and jam? Bloody luxury. When I were a lad....... ;D
......   Jam hadn't been invented  :-\
If it had, I hadn't seen it   :(
;D
I had bread n dripping and salt  :)
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: Raeturbo on 31 January 2021, 19:48:19
SALT?? Incredible, we had to dip our food in sea water.
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: STEMO on 31 January 2021, 19:54:06
Bread and jam? Bloody luxury. When I were a lad....... ;D
......   Jam hadn't been invented  :-\
If it had, I hadn't seen it   :(
;D
I had bread n dripping and salt  :)
Yeah. Proper dripping with meat jelly in it. It's a wonder any of us made it to out forties. Imagine taking that to school for your packed lunch now. Social services would be called  ;D
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: dave the builder on 31 January 2021, 20:00:34
I guess sliced pig's head brawn might be frowned upon now too
"Kids today......"
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 31 January 2021, 20:06:11
Sugar sandwiches were my special treat. Usually just bread and butter though.
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: STEMO on 31 January 2021, 20:08:59
I never had brawn, although I'd have eaten it if offered. We ate anything and everything that was put in front of us, no likes and dislikes then. Growing up in Toxteth was hard, we were always hungry. Skinny little street rats, blue jeans washed and scrubbed almost white. Toes kicked out of our shoes, because every lad you came across had a footie under his arm. You'd bump into another gang of lads and just start playing.
The food was scarce and crap, the smog from burning coal was always in the air, but we were fit, really fit. Never stopped running and playing footie, from morning till dark. I reckon I could have run across snow without leaving a footprint, I weighed nothing and was so light on my feet.
Say what you like, but now we're in our 60's/70's, that upbringing did us no harm at all. I've never been seriously ill, and........gasp.....urrrrgh......👻
 ;D
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: STEMO on 31 January 2021, 20:09:27
Sugar sandwiches were my special treat. Usually just bread and butter though.
Sugar butties, Albs, butties.  ;D
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 31 January 2021, 20:12:13
Where I came from they were saameejis.  :P ;D
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: STEMO on 31 January 2021, 20:13:35
Where I came from they were saameejis.  :P ;D
Aye, sounds about right. Irish lads in Liverpool called them butties, or else  ;D
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: STEMO on 31 January 2021, 20:14:27
In Scotland, it was 'Hey ma, hoy us a jelly piece'.
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: STEMO on 31 January 2021, 20:16:46
And in Wales, Rae? ;D
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: Raeturbo on 31 January 2021, 20:20:52
We played until our mothers were screaming for us to come in, as said bread and butter and jam sandwich and that would last all day, bit of breast of lamb stew then with leeks carrots swede onions and parsnips and all the bread you could eat.👍
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: Raeturbo on 31 January 2021, 20:21:30
Here’s something from the proper sporting days.....,

           https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SzlHZH8A0M&feature=emb_rel_end
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: dave the builder on 31 January 2021, 20:22:56
We played until our mothers were screaming for us to come in, as said bread and butter and jam sandwich and that would last all day, bit of breast of lamb stew then with leeks carrots swede onions and parsnips and all the bread you could eat.👍
I bet Dolly's not impressed  :o

and if you was really poor it wouldn't be breast of lamb stew surely  :-\
you'd of had "a lamb shank"  like most lads growing up  :D
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: Raeturbo on 31 January 2021, 20:24:15
 My favourite, big George, Hardest hitter of all time :y
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: STEMO on 31 January 2021, 20:24:19
I used to have a drink here on occasions, Albs, you'd have been right at home

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/what-happening-former-liverpool-irish-13715913
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: Raeturbo on 31 January 2021, 20:25:55
We played until our mothers were screaming for us to come in, as said bread and butter and jam sandwich and that would last all day, bit of breast of lamb stew then with leeks carrots swede onions and parsnips and all the bread you could eat.👍
I bet Dolly's not impressed  :o
.     
                    Come on now Dai, we only suckled that for starters ;D
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: STEMO on 31 January 2021, 20:28:03
We played until our mothers were screaming for us to come in, as said bread and butter and jam sandwich and that would last all day, bit of breast of lamb stew then with leeks carrots swede onions and parsnips and all the bread you could eat.👍
I bet Dolly's not impressed  :o

and if you was really poor it wouldn't be breast of lamb stew surely  :-\
you'd of had "a lamb shank"  like most lads growing up  :D
Breast was cheaper. Roast it to death until all the fat went crispy on the outside and ran down your face when you ate it. Lovely.
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: STEMO on 31 January 2021, 20:28:44
Bet Lionel Messi's never had a dripping buttie  ;D
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: dave the builder on 31 January 2021, 20:33:32
We played until our mothers were screaming for us to come in, as said bread and butter and jam sandwich and that would last all day, bit of breast of lamb stew then with leeks carrots swede onions and parsnips and all the bread you could eat.👍
I bet Dolly's not impressed  :o

and if you was really poor it wouldn't be breast of lamb stew surely  :-\
you'd of had "a lamb shank"  like most lads growing up  :D
Breast was cheaper. Roast it to death until all the fat went crispy on the outside and ran down your face when you ate it. Lovely.
I stand corrected  :-[
I had Lamb "Roast it to death " when I was a kid ,used to call it "bat's wing"
not to be confused with the Chinese dish  ;D
Lamb is not something I eat anymore now i have a choice
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: Raeturbo on 31 January 2021, 20:34:49
Shame for him poor bastard don’t know what he’s Messieing :D
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: STEMO on 31 January 2021, 20:36:15
We played until our mothers were screaming for us to come in, as said bread and butter and jam sandwich and that would last all day, bit of breast of lamb stew then with leeks carrots swede onions and parsnips and all the bread you could eat.👍
I bet Dolly's not impressed  :o

and if you was really poor it wouldn't be breast of lamb stew surely  :-\
you'd of had "a lamb shank"  like most lads growing up  :D
Breast was cheaper. Roast it to death until all the fat went crispy on the outside and ran down your face when you ate it. Lovely.
I stand corrected  :-[
I had Lamb "Roast it to death " when I was a kid ,used to call it "bat's wing"
not to be confused with the Chinese dish  ;D
Lamb is not something I eat anymore now i have a choice

Lamb cutlets are very nice, but at £1 per small chop, expensive. Esp when you're a greedy bastard who could easily eat ten  ;D
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: Raeturbo on 31 January 2021, 20:38:10
No, the breast would be cut up after we finished suckling on it ;D then boiled, nothing wasted, it was tender and the fat was lovely.    I still make it myself now  :y : can’t beat it after fetching a pine end down in the heart of winter.
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: Raeturbo on 31 January 2021, 20:40:23
Being Welsh of course I love lamb in more ways than one ::) absolutely beautiful with anchovies and rosemary and black pepper Roasted well.
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: dave the builder on 31 January 2021, 20:41:31
Shame for him poor bastard don’t know what he’s Messieing :D
I'd have it in a kebab ,but I don't have take a ways anymore since covid  ;)
or a very lean fillet  :P
I don't like Lamb fat
crispy beef fat and pork scratchings, belly draft etc  I can eat and eat and eat 
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: STEMO on 31 January 2021, 20:42:32
No, the breast would be cut up after we finished suckling on it ;D then boiled, nothing wasted, it was tender and the fat was lovely.    I still make it myself now  :y : can’t beat it after fetching a pine end down in the heart of winter.
Anything tastes great  after four hours in a pan with carrots or cabbage with onion. Me mam could feed six of us for two days on a a good piece of meat. Bacon ribs with lentils, barley, spuds, onion and cabbage was a real belly buster, and when it went too thick to scoop, throw another pan of boiling water in it. The meal that just kept on giving.  ;D
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: STEMO on 31 January 2021, 20:43:28
Shame for him poor bastard don’t know what he’s Messieing :D
I'd have it in a kebab ,but I don't have take a ways anymore since covid  ;)
or a very lean fillet  :P
I don't like Lamb fat
crispy beef fat and pork scratchings, belly draft etc  I can eat and eat and eat
You don't like lamb fat???? You're not human, boyo  ;D
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: dave the builder on 31 January 2021, 20:45:45
Shame for him poor bastard don’t know what he’s Messieing :D
I'd have it in a kebab ,but I don't have take a ways anymore since covid  ;)
or a very lean fillet  :P
I don't like Lamb fat
crispy beef fat and pork scratchings, belly draft etc  I can eat and eat and eat
You don't like lamb fat???? You're not human, boyo  ;D
never said I was  :D
I'm one of Rae's Aliens  :o
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: Raeturbo on 31 January 2021, 20:57:57
I’ll have to keep an eye on you...
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: Raeturbo on 31 January 2021, 20:59:17
No, the breast would be cut up after we finished suckling on it ;D then boiled, nothing wasted, it was tender and the fat was lovely.    I still make it myself now  :y : can’t beat it after fetching a pine end down in the heart of winter.
Anything tastes great  after four hours in a pan with carrots or cabbage with onion. Me mam could feed six of us for two days on a a good piece of meat. Bacon ribs with lentils, barley, spuds, onion and cabbage was a real belly buster, and when it went too thick to scoop, throw another pan of boiling water in it. The meal that just kept on giving.  ;D

                 Ha ha yes it just kept getting thinner and thinner until the next batch😋
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: dave the builder on 31 January 2021, 21:03:37
I’ll have to keep an eye on you...
I'll be keeping 11 eyes on you too
not when your having "romance time" with Dolly though  :o
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: Raeturbo on 31 January 2021, 21:12:30
No that’s sacred
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: BazaJT on 31 January 2021, 21:16:10
Pulling a stick of rhubarb from the plant giving it a wipe down with a grubby hand to get rid of any loose dirt helped fill the gap between meals.
Away from food though I see trump is one of the nominees for the Nobel peace prize and apparently MI6 are to recruit part time "spies" in the name of diversity :o
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 31 January 2021, 21:18:28
No, the breast would be cut up after we finished suckling on it ;D then boiled, nothing wasted, it was tender and the fat was lovely.    I still make it myself now  :y : can’t beat it after fetching a pine end down in the heart of winter.
Anything tastes great  after four hours in a pan with carrots or cabbage with onion. Me mam could feed six of us for two days on a a good piece of meat. Bacon ribs with lentils, barley, spuds, onion and cabbage was a real belly buster, and when it went too thick to scoop, throw another pan of boiling water in it. The meal that just kept on giving.  ;D

I'm pretty sure most people don't do this sort of thing these days.  :-\  It's takeaways and ready meals and then they moan that the government doesn't give them enough to live on!  :-X

I bought a large chicken in Lidl the other day for about £3.50 and a load of veg for about £1.50.  I had a roast chicken dinner the first night, cold chicken meat with fried roast potatoes the second, then I made a chicken/spaghetti  stew with the rest which lasted two more nights and there was probably enough for 2 more nights but I couldn't face it.  :-X  Oh and a couple of rounds of chicken sarnies as well!  :y
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: dave the builder on 31 January 2021, 21:25:45
Pulling a stick of rhubarb from the plant giving it a wipe down with a grubby hand to get rid of any loose dirt helped fill the gap between meals.
Away from food though I see trump is one of the nominees for the Nobel peace prize and apparently MI6 are to recruit part time "spies" in the name of diversity :o
I doubt Trump will win  ,but who knows in this "Crazy, crazy, crazy world "  :D
Part time spies might save money ,rishi sunak has been firing the cash cannon a lot over the last year   I doubt spies "clock on and off " anyway  :-\
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: BazaJT on 31 January 2021, 21:28:04
If he doesn't win it'll be because of all the illegal votes :D
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: dave the builder on 31 January 2021, 21:29:51
If he doesn't win it'll be because of all the illegal votes :D
If the votes are ILLEGAL  :o DG will make sure there's a full recount  ;)
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: STEMO on 31 January 2021, 21:32:54
He won't win because BLM will.
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 31 January 2021, 21:33:38
He won't win because BLM will.

Or little Greta...  ::)
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: STEMO on 31 January 2021, 21:49:42
He won't win because BLM will.

Or little Greta...  ::)
I'll have to look for the full list of nominees, no doubt it will be full of worthy candidates.
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: STEMO on 31 January 2021, 21:52:51
Hmmmm....no sign of BLM, so Opti was mistaken. Thunberg, Trump and Navalny are the front runners, apparently. I don't know why Greta is there, what has she got to do with the peace prize?
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: dave the builder on 31 January 2021, 21:53:25
Is No one nominating China for all their work on giving the world Chinese Virus  :-\ ,then selling us PPE ,extra laptops ,etc etc
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: STEMO on 31 January 2021, 21:54:22
Is No one nominating China for all their work on giving the world Chinese Virus  :-\ ,then selling us PPE ,extra laptops ,etc etc
I reckon I should get it, for keeping the peace on here.
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: dave the builder on 31 January 2021, 22:00:28

I reckon I should get it, for keeping the peace on here.
the OOF awards 2021 , i think that warrants another thread  :D ;D

But the world went really quiet and peaceful now we aint allowed out  :P
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: Raeturbo on 01 February 2021, 00:18:06
China will finish us all one way or another if they have their way... however Putin is watching them closely he doesn’t want them poking around the icecap and India has already tightened up dramatically. Biden doesn’t seem phased by them at the moment and there is an aircraft carrier fleet near Taiwan where there has been a lot of tension this week with the Chinks flying over Taiwan’s airspace  in fighters and bombers. Of course China claims Taiwan is part of China.
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 01 February 2021, 13:11:24
No, the breast would be cut up after we finished suckling on it ;D then boiled, nothing wasted, it was tender and the fat was lovely.    I still make it myself now  :y : can’t beat it after fetching a pine end down in the heart of winter.
Anything tastes great  after four hours in a pan with carrots or cabbage with onion. Me mam could feed six of us for two days on a a good piece of meat. Bacon ribs with lentils, barley, spuds, onion and cabbage was a real belly buster, and when it went too thick to scoop, throw another pan of boiling water in it. The meal that just kept on giving.  ;D

I'm pretty sure most people don't do this sort of thing these days.  :-\  It's takeaways and ready meals and then they moan that the government doesn't give them enough to live on!  :-X

I bought a large chicken in Lidl the other day for about £3.50 and a load of veg for about £1.50.  I had a roast chicken dinner the first night, cold chicken meat with fried roast potatoes the second, then I made a chicken/spaghetti  stew with the rest which lasted two more nights and there was probably enough for 2 more nights but I couldn't face it.  :-X  Oh and a couple of rounds of chicken sarnies as well! :y

You need a woman. They were designed for cooking...... :)
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 01 February 2021, 20:39:02
A smaller chicken would also work...  :D
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: dave the builder on 01 February 2021, 20:53:56
I just buy BREASTS  :P
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 01 February 2021, 21:04:53
By the hour?  :D
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: dave the builder on 01 February 2021, 21:10:55
By the hour?  :D
NOT hire  :o
 buy  :)
renting is dead money  ::)
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 01 February 2021, 21:14:25
No, the breast would be cut up after we finished suckling on it ;D then boiled, nothing wasted, it was tender and the fat was lovely.    I still make it myself now  :y : can’t beat it after fetching a pine end down in the heart of winter.
Anything tastes great  after four hours in a pan with carrots or cabbage with onion. Me mam could feed six of us for two days on a a good piece of meat. Bacon ribs with lentils, barley, spuds, onion and cabbage was a real belly buster, and when it went too thick to scoop, throw another pan of boiling water in it. The meal that just kept on giving.  ;D

I'm pretty sure most people don't do this sort of thing these days.  :-\  It's takeaways and ready meals and then they moan that the government doesn't give them enough to live on!  :-X

I bought a large chicken in Lidl the other day for about £3.50 and a load of veg for about £1.50.  I had a roast chicken dinner the first night, cold chicken meat with fried roast potatoes the second, then I made a chicken/spaghetti  stew with the rest which lasted two more nights and there was probably enough for 2 more nights but I couldn't face it.  :-X  Oh and a couple of rounds of chicken sarnies as well! :y

You need a woman. They were designed for cooking...... :)

Not all of them!  :o  ::)  ;D
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: dave the builder on 01 February 2021, 21:16:22


You need a woman. They were designed for cooking...... :)

Not all of them!  :o  ::)  ;D
invest in a pleasure model and make your own snap  ;)
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 01 February 2021, 21:20:21


You need a woman. They were designed for cooking...... :)

Not all of them!  :o  ::)  ;D
invest in a pleasure model and make your own snap  ;)

I've always preferred pleasure models to homebody types, and yes they usually can't boil water!  ::)  ;D
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: dave the builder on 01 February 2021, 21:28:43

I've always preferred pleasure models to homebody types, and yes they usually can't boil water! ::)  ;D
the recipe isn't on the packet   ;D
I learnt how to make pot noodle and cup a soup at an early age  :)
obviously my cooking skills have moved on in leaps and bounds ever since
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: STEMO on 01 February 2021, 21:34:51


You need a woman. They were designed for cooking...... :)

Not all of them!  :o  ::)  ;D
invest in a pleasure model and make your own snap  ;)

I've always preferred pleasure models to homebody types, and yes they usually can't boil water!  ::)  ;D
As you get older together, you hope your pleasure model turns into a stunning cook, who runs round cleaning up after you. Very rarely happens though.
Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: dave the builder on 01 February 2021, 22:13:20


You need a woman. They were designed for cooking...... :)

Not all of them!  :o  ::)  ;D
invest in a pleasure model and make your own snap  ;)

I've always preferred pleasure models to homebody types, and yes they usually can't boil water!  ::)  ;D
As you get older together, you hope your pleasure model turns into a stunning cook, who runs round cleaning up after you. Very rarely happens though.
That's why Henry the 8th invented DIVORCE  :P
as for "cleaning up after you" you'd never find anything  :o
I remember, years ago,  a certain young lady washing all the oil off my spanners  ::)


Title: Re: Crazy, crazy, crazy world
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 01 February 2021, 22:26:27


You need a woman. They were designed for cooking...... :)

Not all of them!  :o  ::)  ;D
invest in a pleasure model and make your own snap  ;)

I've always preferred pleasure models to homebody types, and yes they usually can't boil water!  ::)  ;D
As you get older together, you hope your pleasure model turns into a stunning cook, who runs round cleaning up after you. Very rarely happens though.

I'm too young to settle down.  :P