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[STEMO]

Hmmmm....no sign of BLM, so Opti was mistaken. Thunberg, Trump and Navalny are the front runners, apparently. I don't know why Greta is there, what has she got to do with the peace prize?

[dave the builder]

Is No one nominating China for all their work on giving the world Chinese Virus  ,then selling us PPE ,extra laptops ,etc etc

[STEMO]

Is No one nominating China for all their work on giving the world Chinese Virus  ,then selling us PPE ,extra laptops ,etc etc

I reckon I should get it, for keeping the peace on here.

[dave the builder]

I reckon I should get it, for keeping the peace on here.

the OOF awards 2021 , i think that warrants another thread 

But the world went really quiet and peaceful now we aint allowed out 

[Raeturbo]

China will finish us all one way or another if they have their way... however Putin is watching them closely he doesn’t want them poking around the icecap and India has already tightened up dramatically. Biden doesn’t seem phased by them at the moment and there is an aircraft carrier fleet near Taiwan where there has been a lot of tension this week with the Chinks flying over Taiwan’s airspace  in fighters and bombers. Of course China claims Taiwan is part of China.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

No, the breast would be cut up after we finished suckling on it then boiled, nothing wasted, it was tender and the fat was lovely.    I still make it myself now  : can’t beat it after fetching a pine end down in the heart of winter.

Anything tastes great  after four hours in a pan with carrots or cabbage with onion. Me mam could feed six of us for two days on a a good piece of meat. Bacon ribs with lentils, barley, spuds, onion and cabbage was a real belly buster, and when it went too thick to scoop, throw another pan of boiling water in it. The meal that just kept on giving. 

I'm pretty sure most people don't do this sort of thing these days.    It's takeaways and ready meals and then they moan that the government doesn't give them enough to live on! 

I bought a large chicken in Lidl the other day for about £3.50 and a load of veg for about £1.50.  I had a roast chicken dinner the first night, cold chicken meat with fried roast potatoes the second, then I made a chicken/spaghetti  stew with the rest which lasted two more nights and there was probably enough for 2 more nights but I couldn't face it.    Oh and a couple of rounds of chicken sarnies as well!

You need a woman. They were designed for cooking......

[Doctor Gollum]

A smaller chicken would also work... 

[dave the builder]

I just buy BREASTS 

[Doctor Gollum]

By the hour? 

[dave the builder]

By the hour? 

NOT hire 
 buy 
renting is dead money 

[Sir Tigger KC]

No, the breast would be cut up after we finished suckling on it then boiled, nothing wasted, it was tender and the fat was lovely.    I still make it myself now  : can’t beat it after fetching a pine end down in the heart of winter.

Anything tastes great  after four hours in a pan with carrots or cabbage with onion. Me mam could feed six of us for two days on a a good piece of meat. Bacon ribs with lentils, barley, spuds, onion and cabbage was a real belly buster, and when it went too thick to scoop, throw another pan of boiling water in it. The meal that just kept on giving. 

I'm pretty sure most people don't do this sort of thing these days.    It's takeaways and ready meals and then they moan that the government doesn't give them enough to live on! 

I bought a large chicken in Lidl the other day for about £3.50 and a load of veg for about £1.50.  I had a roast chicken dinner the first night, cold chicken meat with fried roast potatoes the second, then I made a chicken/spaghetti  stew with the rest which lasted two more nights and there was probably enough for 2 more nights but I couldn't face it.    Oh and a couple of rounds of chicken sarnies as well!

You need a woman. They were designed for cooking......

Not all of them!     

[dave the builder]

You need a woman. They were designed for cooking......

Not all of them!     

invest in a pleasure model and make your own snap 

[Sir Tigger KC]

You need a woman. They were designed for cooking......

Not all of them!     

invest in a pleasure model and make your own snap 

I've always preferred pleasure models to homebody types, and yes they usually can't boil water!   

[dave the builder]

I've always preferred pleasure models to homebody types, and yes they usually can't boil water!  

the recipe isn't on the packet   
I learnt how to make pot noodle and cup a soup at an early age 
obviously my cooking skills have moved on in leaps and bounds ever since

[STEMO]

You need a woman. They were designed for cooking......

Not all of them!     

invest in a pleasure model and make your own snap 

I've always preferred pleasure models to homebody types, and yes they usually can't boil water!   

As you get older together, you hope your pleasure model turns into a stunning cook, who runs round cleaning up after you. Very rarely happens though.