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[redelitev6]

  Rubber glove and lube involved 

[TheBoy]

If that's how you get your kicks


Seriously, hope its all OK.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Ugh... 

Hope the outcome was good. 

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

A bit embarrassing if you got a stiffy during the examination. 

[ronnyd]

A bit embarrassing if you got a stiffy during the examination. 

A bit embarrassing if you got a stiffy during the examination. 

Would have thought that was the last thing on his mind.    Hope all is ok. 

[STEMO]

A bit embarrassing if you got a stiffy during the examination. 

Even more embarrassing if the stiffy was up your arse 

[redelitev6]

Doc said all was good , just waiting for blood and pee test results , turns out I have a low Iron count and they don't know why

[Varche]

How does the UK system for getting the urine sample work?

Here we get given a cylinder ( plastic of course) . You put your sample in it and screw the lid on. Then you the punter, press a tube in the top and as the tube has a vaccum which in effect sucks a specimen in and then seals. The nurse then just sticks a label on the tube with your details on. Nurse takes your blood sample. Results of both are available in a week with two pages of detail highlighting anything out of limit.

Hope they get to the “bottom” of your problem

PS First thing Spanish doctor asks when you go in is “ Are you walking?”. Everyone is expected to walk every day! ( easier when it doesnt pee down every day)

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I thought the lubed finger was given to all men over 50 as standard NHS procedure.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Doc said all was good , just waiting for blood and pee test results , turns out I have a low Iron count and they don't know why

Hemo or ferritin?

[TheBoy]

I thought the lubed finger was given to all men over 50 as standard NHS procedure.

Can’t say I’ve ever had a man’s finger up mine…

[Sir Tigger KC]

I thought the lubed finger was given to all men over 50 as standard NHS procedure.

Can’t say I’ve ever had a man’s finger up mine…

I had a Colo-rectal surgeon who was 6ft+, built like a brick shithouse and had hands like spades who examined me a few times! 

He'd give me a little pat on the bottom when he'd finished, cheerfully saying There you go, all done!  

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

I thought the lubed finger was given to all men over 50 as standard NHS procedure.

Can’t say I’ve ever had a man’s finger up mine…

From what weve heard about yours, the Doc would take one look and run a mile. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I thought the lubed finger was given to all men over 50 as standard NHS procedure.

Can’t say I’ve ever had a man’s finger up mine…

I had a Colo-rectal surgeon who was 6ft+, built like a brick shithouse and had hands like spades who examined me a few times! 

He'd give me a little pat on the bottom when he'd finished, cheerfully saying There you go, all done! [/i] 

Did he offer a reacharound?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I thought the lubed finger was given to all men over 50 as standard NHS procedure.

Can’t say I’ve ever had a man’s finger up mine…

I believe women also carry out the procedure......any better?

[Doctor Gollum]

Doc said all was good , just waiting for blood and pee test results , turns out I have a low Iron count and they don't know why

There is a lot of that around. Mum has similar.

[omegod]

I thought the lubed finger was given to all men over 50 as standard NHS procedure.

Can’t say I’ve ever had a man’s finger up mine…

I believe women also carry out the procedure......any better?

Had a few, I can't seem to walk past my GP surgery these days without getting fingered. Big Ghanian GP who had fingers like cumberland sausages  and the last was a Polish woman GP who seemed to have lost her wedding ring such was the wiggling and twisting  :'(

[ronnyd]

I thought the lubed finger was given to all men over 50 as standard NHS procedure.

Can’t say I’ve ever had a man’s finger up mine…

I believe women also carry out the procedure......any better?

No , embarrassed as fook.

[scimmy_man]

A bit embarrassing if you got a stiffy during the examination. 

The doctor said that to me, I replied "I still prefer it if you didnt have one"

[Marks DTM Calib]

Had a few, I can't seem to walk past my GP surgery these days without getting fingered. Big Ghanian GP who had fingers like cumberland sausages  and the last was a Polish woman GP who seemed to have lost her wedding ring such was the wiggling and twisting  :'(

Clearly women have as much trouble finding 'the spot' on men as men do on women 

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Micky has all the wisdom on this subject. 

From 6.00 minutes in.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZGQhHuN7Lo

[redelitev6]

Doc said all was good , just waiting for blood and pee test results , turns out I have a low Iron count and they don't know why

Hemo or ferritin?

Ferritin

[Mister Rog]

I thought the lubed finger was given to all men over 50 as standard NHS procedure.

Can’t say I’ve ever had a man’s finger up mine…

Something to look forward to  . It will happen at some stage 

[STEMO]

Don't know what all the fuss is about. You've had shits that are much fatter than the average finger, it's maybe just that they don't wiggle around 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Doc said all was good , just waiting for blood and pee test results , turns out I have a low Iron count and they don't know why

Hemo or ferritin?

Ferritin

This is essentially your reserve store of iron.

Men don't usually need to draw upon this. Women do for obvious reasons.

However, if you donate blood it's not that unusual for men to have low ferritin levels.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Don't know what all the fuss is about. You've had shits that are much fatter than the average finger, it's maybe just that they don't wiggle around 

Nah....turds are like expanding foam used to seal double glazing units.

They only 'expand' once released from their cage.

[TheBoy]

Don't know what all the fuss is about. You've had shits that are much fatter than the average finger, it's maybe just that they don't wiggle around 

Mine is an exhaust, not an intake....

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Don't know what all the fuss is about. You've had shits that are much fatter than the average finger, it's maybe just that they don't wiggle around 

Mine is an exhaust, not an intake....

Yep. All men should have an 'exit only' arsehole.

 

[Mister Rog]

Don't know what all the fuss is about. You've had shits that are much fatter than the average finger, it's maybe just that they don't wiggle around 

Mine is an exhaust, not an intake....

Yep. All men should have an 'exit only' arsehole.

Doctor doctor, my arse hurts

Oh, where exactly?

Just around the entrance

Oh dear, that's what happens when you think of it as an "entrance" rather than exit

(Yes I know there's a dedicated "Joke" section, but . . . )