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Re: Stunner!
« Reply #1 on: 10 July 2023, 13:34:54 »

Bepenised women are all the craze these days.

 Us hetrosexual men are 'genital bigots' if we refuse to have sex with these 'ladies'.....because there is nothing gay about it. ::) ::)
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Re: Stunner!
« Reply #2 on: 10 July 2023, 14:07:14 »

Now now M'lud, she might not have a penis, she might have a bonus hole.  :)
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Re: Stunner!
« Reply #3 on: 10 July 2023, 14:22:36 »

It might be the make up, but it looks pretty moody.
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« Reply #4 on: 10 July 2023, 14:40:02 »

Now now M'lud, she might not have a penis, she might have a bonus hole:)

 The woke 'be kind mob' are using this word so as not to offend those women who don't have a vagina.

The same 'be kind mob' don't give a shit if they offend women who do have a vagina, by calling it a 'bonus hole' :-X
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Re: Stunner!
« Reply #5 on: 10 July 2023, 14:44:44 »

Now now M'lud, she might not have a penis, she might have a bonus hole:)

 The woke 'be kind mob' are using this word so as not to offend those women who don't have a vagina.

The same 'be kind mob' don't give a shit if they offend women who do have a vagina, by calling it a 'bonus hole' :-X

Well it's always a bonus when you get in one!  ;D
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Re: Stunner!
« Reply #6 on: 10 July 2023, 14:46:33 »

I wonder what the real ladies thought of that result?
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« Reply #7 on: 10 July 2023, 14:49:42 »

I wonder what the real ladies thought of that result?

They have to pretend they are happy with his 'inclusion'.......especially the one who came second. ::)
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Re: Stunner!
« Reply #8 on: 10 July 2023, 14:51:38 »

I wonder what the real ladies thought of that result?

They have to pretend they are happy with his 'inclusion'.......especially the one who came second. ::)

Yep no dissent vill be allowed.  :-X
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Re: Stunner!
« Reply #9 on: 10 July 2023, 14:57:40 »

I hope his dick falls out in the bikini section  ;D
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Re: Stunner!
« Reply #10 on: 10 July 2023, 15:00:29 »

Some women can be quite large and unpleasant. ::)



https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-66107716
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« Reply #11 on: 10 July 2023, 15:02:41 »

I hope his dick falls out in the bikini section  ;D

Her dick....you bigot. :)

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Re: Stunner!
« Reply #12 on: 10 July 2023, 15:57:11 »

At least we now know what happened to Shergar’s teeth.  ::)
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Re: Stunner!
« Reply #13 on: 10 July 2023, 16:00:49 »

I hope his dick falls out in the bikini section  ;D

I believe there's a technique known as the 'tuck' which prevents this.  :-\

Probably involves lots of duct tape!   :o  ;D

Anyway I'm sure Lord Opti, the forums expert on all transgender issues will have more details.  :y
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Re: Stunner!
« Reply #14 on: 10 July 2023, 16:03:53 »

I hope his dick falls out in the bikini section  ;D

I believe there's a technique known as the 'tuck' which prevents this.  :-\

Probably involves lots of duct tape!   :o  ;D

Anyway I'm sure Lord Opti, the forums expert on all transgender issues will have more details.  :y

Just drag it between your arse cheeks and then tie a knot in it to secure. ;D
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Re: Stunner!
« Reply #15 on: 10 July 2023, 18:58:48 »

Drag the whole item over a cliff and start the pageant again I say👍 if that can win a women’s contest there’s no hope for genuine cock owners I’m afraid 🙁
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Re: Stunner!
« Reply #16 on: 10 July 2023, 19:30:33 »

That's another PC box ticked. The real women in the contest must be totally pissed off.
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Re: Stunner!
« Reply #17 on: 10 July 2023, 19:44:07 »

Looks like it was an arsehole only vote👍🤣
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Re: Stunner!
« Reply #18 on: 10 July 2023, 19:59:52 »

Apparently more female athletes suffering from prostate cancer than male athletes now ..😁

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Re: Stunner!
« Reply #19 on: 10 July 2023, 21:43:22 »

Ha ha :D :D nice one.
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Re: Stunner!
« Reply #20 on: 10 July 2023, 22:56:25 »

Now now lads, I'm sure she has a lovely personality.  :)
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