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General Discussion Area / Happy Birthday to Me!

« on: 02 April 2013, 20:12:59 »

Well since none of you miserable gits is going to do it, I will!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEE

I've just taken the third 40mg dose of oramorph today so am very erm, relaxed!

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General Discussion Area / Changing the Clocks

« on: 31 March 2013, 22:36:48 »

Guess who forgot about changing the clocks! (and has JUST found out

) Dohhhh!

In my defence, i've been out of circulation all day

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General Car Chat / Would that be the 18 or 24ct Gold?

« on: 25 March 2013, 14:16:36 »

This looks a very nice example, and in real gold plate too at that price

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General Discussion Area / Nuclear Accident

« on: 24 March 2013, 11:00:19 »

There is an intense bright light in the sky above my house & it is unbearably hot in the Conservatory!

I've checked the News channels but nothing about a Nuke attack or accident at the the local Power Station (1 mile away

) & no sirens wailing, so i'm at a loss to explain it

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Omega Electrical and Audio Help / CCR 2006

« on: 20 March 2013, 20:55:00 »

Can I straight swap the CCR 2006 from my 2.2i Saloon with the same unit from my 2.2i Estate

I have the radio codes for both sets, but is this all that is required $:-\$
Many thanks in advance

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General Discussion Area / 2.2 (Z22XE) Bargain Cambelt Kits

« on: 11 March 2013, 15:31:01 »

I hope this will be of help to any other 2.2 petrol Omega owners on OOF.
I recently found on Vauxhall Carparts Connection a Dealer with 9 sets of 2.2 Cambelt Kits. Part No. 93174267. These are being sold off at £54 inc VAT plus £8 p/p, so a total of £62 all in! If you want a bargain then contact Mr. Charlie Baillie at Evans Halshaw Edinburgh on 01314532299. There are of course now only 8 sets left!

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General Discussion Area / Wishful thinking

« on: 06 March 2013, 10:56:40 »

This lightened the mood a bit

Little Old Lady In Court...

Little Old Lady In Court...

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?
Old Lady: I am 94 years old.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Old Lady: He began to rub all over of my body.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him 'Take me, young man. Take me now! '
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!"
And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.

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General Discussion Area / Happy St. Davids Day!

« on: 01 March 2013, 16:35:23 »

I can't see that anyone's wished our Celtic OOF Brothers a happy one yet, so allow me.
Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus

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General Discussion Area / Car Insurance & SORN

« on: 26 February 2013, 22:00:46 »

Forgive what must seem to be a thick question to some, but I have never been in this position before and cannot find a definitive answer from either my family or the tinternet!
I have recently bought an Omega Estate and it is currently on my drive SORNed whilst I have lpg installed. I am still running my Omega Saloon. The Estates MOT runs out towards the end of March and will no doubt have expired before the lpg is finished. I know that the car can be driven to a pre arranged MOT appointment without a valid RFL & MOT but the bit that confuses me is the Insurance. Can any of you Bods tell me whether the CAR needs to be Insured (i.e. actually mentioned on the Policy Document) or can it be legally driven by my son on his Fully Comp. policy which states he is insured to drive any vehicle loaned to him? Any help would be most gratefully received

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