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[Sir Tigger KC]

Bananas are a healthy source of fiber, potassium, vitamin B6, vitamin C, and various antioxidants and phytonutrients.
Per 100 gr.
Calories: 89
Water: 75%
Protein: 1.1 grams
Carbs: 22.8 grams
Sugar: 12.2 grams
Fiber: 2.6 grams
Fat: 0.3 grams



 

[Raeturbo]

🥵

[ronnyd]

Wot banana?

[Varche]

Mm banana

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Does a banana also contain silicone?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Those puppies look ideal for 'motorboating'

[Kevin Wood]

Those puppies look ideal for 'motorboating'

Potential flotation devices if the "boating" doesn't go well, too.

[Mr Skrunts]

Wonder if she like Cucumbers as well.

[dave the builder]

Wonder if she like Cucumbers as well.

Stuffed marrow  

[Sir Tigger KC]

The origin of the lemon is unknown, it is thought to have first grown in Assam (northeast India). A genomic study of the lemon indicated it was a hybrid between bitter orange and citron.

Lemons entered Europe near southern Italy in the second century AD.



 

[Doctor Gollum]

And thank goodness they did. 

I also wish to celebrate the designer of such a beautifully crafted double juicer. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

You could hang your hat on those.

[Raeturbo]

I can think of something mot invigorating 👐👐👅

[ronnyd]

I can think of something mot invigorating 👐👐👅

What's an MOT to do with those little beauties? Yes, i know it's stupid o'clock. 

[Raeturbo]

🫵🤣

[Doctor Gollum]

I can think of something mot invigorating 👐👐👅

What's an MOT to do with those little beauties? Yes, i know it's stupid o'clock. 

Breast cancer and leakage are serious concerns... 

[Sir Tigger KC]

The word apple, whose Old English ancestor is æppel, is descended from the Proto-Germanic noun *aplaz, descended in turn from Proto-Indo-European *h₂ébōl.

 It also functioned as a generic term for all fruit "appel of paradis", meaning a banana.

[STEMO]

Have you hacked Tiggers account Skruntie?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I've found a dusky maiden for you to lust after, Tig.

She is the new diverse face to advertise Adidas new range women's swim ware.

No bananas, lemons, or apples to illustrate her beauty, but this young lady does appear to have a good pair of plums.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Plums may have been one of the first fruits domesticated by humans. Three of the most abundantly cultivated species are not found in the wild, only around human settlements: Prunus domestica has been traced to East European and Caucasian mountains.



I prefer this one. 

[Varche]

Mmm plums

[Doctor Gollum]

Mmm plums

The last chap had a plum and banana party going on.

This lady is someone to share a plum with over a kiss

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Mmm plums

The last chap had a plum and banana party going on.

This lady is someone to share a plum with over a kiss

 

[Sir Tigger KC]

This is a Pitaya, or Dragon Fruit, indigenous to southern Mexico and along the Pacific coasts of Guatemala, Costa Rica, and El Salvador.  Pitaya is cultivated in Asia, and throughout tropical and subtropical regions of the world.

[Raeturbo]

🥺🙌🐈‍⬛

[Sir Tigger KC]

The origins of frozen desserts are obscure, although several accounts exist about their history.  Some sources describe ice cream-like foods as originating in Persia as far back as 550 BC.  Using ice houses, Persians were able to serve and produce faloodeh and sorbets all year round.

[Rangie]

Looks just like a "Gentlemans evening" I once attended for Police Fire & Ambulance personell , to say it got out of hand would be an understatement but very enjoyable..😂

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

This thread appears to have a sexist element to it.

[STEMO]

This thread appears to have a dirty old man element to it.

Yes, most are working from memory, I suspect.

[dave the builder]

"cost of living crisis" & "food poverty" 2023 

you'd THINK they could use their obvious talents and assets to afford an ice cream each   
 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Did anyone else have the mental image of the ice cream falling down the cleavage of the girl with the big tits?

[Raeturbo]

What girl?  Oh I see her now..🤣🤣

[ronnyd]

Did anyone else have the mental image of the ice cream falling down the cleavage of the girl with the big tits?

Volunteers to remove it?