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Re: HMS un-Astute
« Reply #30 on: 22 October 2010, 21:02:25 »

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Plonkers. I wonder if anyone will get sacked? Don't suppose so.

Just a bad day at the office, lets face it it wasn't the first time in that spot. :-[ :-[


Yes indeed Varche, last time it was HMS Vanguard ;)
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Re: HMS un-Astute
« Reply #31 on: 22 October 2010, 21:04:22 »

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:P Surely it shouldn`t be a problem; aren`t submarines designed to sink......and regularly too? ::)

Yes Debs, but the trouble is it didn't; it instead went up and didn't come back down!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Perhaps the little submarine doesn't want to be a submarine anymore and wants to be a frigate!! :D :D :D :D ;)



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Re: HMS un-Astute
« Reply #32 on: 22 October 2010, 21:06:55 »

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sorry Zulu -  busy day today  :( ;)

That's alright BJ you can take a Mulligan. :y
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« Reply #33 on: 22 October 2010, 21:07:15 »

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:P Surely it shouldn`t be a problem; aren`t submarines designed to sink......and regularly too? ::)

Yes Debs, but the trouble is it didn't; it instead went up and didn't come back down!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Perhaps the little submarine doesn't want to be a submarine anymore and wants to be a frigate!! :D :D :D :D ;)



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That word rang clearly throughout the boat when contact was made with the bottom.


Classic Zulu!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: HMS un-Astute
« Reply #34 on: 22 October 2010, 22:07:12 »

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Plonkers. I wonder if anyone will get sacked? Don't suppose so.

Just a bad day at the office, lets face it it wasn't the first time in that spot. :-[ :-[
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Which is precisely the reason why heads should roll imo! >:(
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Re: HMS un-Astute
« Reply #35 on: 22 October 2010, 22:17:24 »

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Plonkers. I wonder if anyone will get sacked? Don't suppose so.

Just a bad day at the office, lets face it it wasn't the first time in that spot. :-[ :-[



Which is precisely the reason why heads should roll imo! >:(

I expect they did .. I just hope no-one was "sat down" at the time of impact !!!


 :D :D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: HMS un-Astute
« Reply #36 on: 22 October 2010, 22:21:08 »

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Plonkers. I wonder if anyone will get sacked? Don't suppose so.

Just a bad day at the office, lets face it it wasn't the first time in that spot. :-[ :-[



Which is precisely the reason why heads should roll imo! >:(

I expect they did .. I just hope no-one was "sat down" at the time of impact !!!


 :D :D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D




Yes, imagine having your hand casually gripping the 'vent' lever when she grounded! Doesn't bear thinking about  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: HMS un-Astute
« Reply #37 on: 23 October 2010, 10:37:29 »

I really wouldn't want to be the Captain today
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« Reply #38 on: 23 October 2010, 13:53:36 »

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I really wouldn't want to be the Captain today


Do people in the forces still get punished for events like this or do they put it down to operational experience?  Lets face it if they hadn't run aground it would have been a very neat trick getting that close to land. Last time I saw anything as impressive was a killer whale taking a seal off the beach in Patagonia!! ;D ;D
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Re: HMS un-Astute
« Reply #39 on: 23 October 2010, 13:58:34 »

i would imagine it all falls down to the captain. Especially with something as fundamental as navigation. If a faulty torpedo went up, or an electrical problem stopped it, that would be different.

But to run a-ground, with all the computers working, in familiar waters, the Captain is going to be in trouble  :(
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« Reply #40 on: 23 October 2010, 14:09:25 »

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I really wouldn't want to be the Captain today
Or able seaman as he will soon be known. ;D
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Re: HMS un-Astute
« Reply #41 on: 23 October 2010, 15:12:54 »

"Up Periscope. What do you see?"

"All I can see is Skye, skipper"

"Full steam ahead then!"

maybe?  ;)
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