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General Discussion Area / Re: Three men - a Canadian farmer,
« on: 11 February 2010, 20:21:30 »
Yes!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y :y :y :y ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: Moral for today
« on: 11 February 2010, 20:18:17 »
Oh how true :y :y :y :y :y :y :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y :y 8-)

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General Discussion Area / One for the Ladies: The Washcloth
« on: 10 February 2010, 18:27:35 »
The Washcloth..............
 

Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!

I was due for an appointment with the gynaecologist later in the week.  Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been re-scheduled for that morning at 9:30am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pyjamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure that I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?"
Puzzled, I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."
 
Never going back to that doctor ever ever!!!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Bailing out Greece
« on: 10 February 2010, 18:44:44 »
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It isn't just Greece. The rest of the delightfully named PIGS (Portugal, Italy, Spain and Greece) are in real trouble too. Weak economies compared with their North European counterparts.

From an EU economic perspective "supporting" the PIGS makes sense. After all it is only like the rich South East of the UK supporting say the poorer North East.

On a personal note I believe it is quite possible that one or more of the PIGS will have to leave the euro. I selfishly hope that it includes Spain.  Immediately it would make Spain a cheap holiday destination. The Spanish econbomy seems to be based on two areas. Tourism (down 10% last year on 2008) and building. It has more empty properties than the rest of the EU put together.

I, like many people, think they got in on the basis of some very dubious economic figures, so no surprise here. 8-)

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Lawyers are rubbing their hands in glee. [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]

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General Discussion Area / Re: Snowing Again...
« on: 10 February 2010, 18:36:17 »
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Bright, sunny but cold here. Just finished fitting a new wiper motor on the Merc. £135 from euro carparparts  :'(................would have been £350 from MB.  >:(

Must be really cold!!! ;D ;D ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Air Brick Cover SUmmer/Winter
« on: 10 February 2010, 18:40:50 »
I've got a sliding one fitted for the same reason, but draughts still get through, so its Duct tape now. :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: Woman in Asda (Joke) NWS
« on: 09 February 2010, 22:13:11 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y ;D ;D ;D ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Cant get my head round this one
« on: 09 February 2010, 18:39:16 »
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The scientific truth is one thing, but as a child, and as an adult, there was nothing better than coming in from the 100+ degree F. heat outside and laying / siting on the marble floor or stairs! mmmmmmmmmmm :-* :-* :-* Just brings back some beautiful memories! :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :y :y


Sign me up immediately please E 8-) 8-) 8-) :y


Ok Z,  with a lovely cold lager ! :-* :-* :-* :-* 8-) 8-) 8-)

Now where are those plane tickets......ah yes, Air Malta...........here we go............ 8-) 8-) 8-) :D :D
Ah yes, I remember it well, Cisk, Maltese lager :)

And Farsons Hopleaf down "the Gut" ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: Why do people do it...
« on: 09 February 2010, 22:15:15 »
The actions of envious idiotic morons.  :( :( :(

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General Discussion Area / Re: Battle of wills
« on: 09 February 2010, 18:46:19 »
A bucket of water required! ;D ;D ;D

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General Discussion Area / How to Stop Choking – Australian Style.
« on: 09 February 2010, 18:03:27 »
How to Stop Choking – Australian Style.
 
An attractive young woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly stood up and began to cough desperately.

After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress,
 
Two local men, Kenzie and Brian, drinking at the next table, rushed to her side with concern on their faces.
 
Kin ya swaller? asked  Kenzie.
 
The woman signalled: 'No!', desperately shaking her head.
 
Kin ya breathe?" asked  Brian.
 
The woman shook her head again violently: No!!!
 
With that, Kenzie moved behind her, and lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her thong, and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her a***e.
 
This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe normally again.
 
Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.
 
Brian said in admiration  "My oath Kenzie, I'd heard o’ that bloody
Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but I never believed it could really work!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Side by Side?
« on: 09 February 2010, 18:10:23 »
Clever use of Photoshop! ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: Mrs. Loo-knee's New Car
« on: 08 February 2010, 13:29:00 »
Looking forward to the pics Daz :y :y :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: Freaky Picture...
« on: 07 February 2010, 22:35:49 »
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A brilliant picture click here - - - - > Zoomable Pic .....  :y :y

Doesn't like Firefox :( :( :(

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