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Newbie Welcome Area / Hi all.....

« on: 31 July 2009, 23:11:59 »

Just joined after purchasing a 1994 Omega elite V6 in metallic blue...  Having only done a few miles in it, I just love the way the car rides... Smooth & quiet.. It need a little work on it, but nothing tremendous...I have ordered a new multifunction pixel panel from Omega spares off ebay, so at least I will know what radio station I am listening too soon...LOL

Maybe look forward to meeting a few of you peeps around on our travels.

Best wishes,

Rolfy Dave & Jan

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General Discussion Area / Half decent new joke...

« on: 31 August 2009, 21:36:07 »

A young lad sat at the back of the class at school is squirming around, and scratching his crotch.

So, the teacher asks him whats wrong.

Lad embarrassed say,s "I'v just been circumcised and I am terribly itchy."

Teacher tells him to go to the office and phone home to ask his mum for some advice.

5 minutes later the lad comes back and sits down.

A little while later, and all the other kids start staring and sniggering.

The teacher looks, and spots that the young lad has got his willy out...

"What on earth are you doing child"? she asks...

The lad replies "Well miss, my mum says if i can stick it out till lunch time she will come and get me"!!! 

 

Well, I enjoyed it...

Rolfy