Omega Owners Forum

Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Raeturbo on 09 April 2020, 23:48:50

Title: Gorgeous women.
Post by: Raeturbo on 09 April 2020, 23:48:50
Isabel Oakeshott  She’s lovely :-* :-* on telly earlier.
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: Andy B on 10 April 2020, 08:09:20
Fleur East .... she's stunning!
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: biggriffin on 10 April 2020, 16:50:58
Nigella.  :y Nuff said
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: redelitev6 on 10 April 2020, 17:01:44
Diane , now we're talking  :y
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: Andy B on 10 April 2020, 17:38:44
Diane , now we're talking  :y

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: Raeturbo on 10 April 2020, 17:49:44
Aaaaaahhhhhhhnhh............ >:( >:( >:( :(
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: biggriffin on 10 April 2020, 18:28:51
Diane , now we're talking  :y


 Do you mean TBs favorite mp, or  that chappatyy bird.
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: scimmy_man on 10 April 2020, 20:26:08
has to be Fran Scott

https://www.franscott.co.uk/ (https://www.franscott.co.uk/)
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: STEMO on 10 April 2020, 20:30:45
There are hundreds, thousands of beautiful women everywhere. You don't have to look at the tv.
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: Raeturbo on 10 April 2020, 20:39:36
Aye, but we can’t  go out to ogle them can we Sherlock? :y
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: Tick Tock on 10 April 2020, 20:40:41
I think you lot should put your beer goggles away for the evening - don't fancy any of them myself....

This is more like stiffy material

https://itsmagicinsanmiguel.files.wordpress.com/2017/06/witch.jpeg?w=630
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: dave the builder on 10 April 2020, 20:42:38
Aye, but we can’t  go out to ogle them can we Sherlock? :y
binoculars Rae , surly you got binoculars  :D ;D
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: STEMO on 10 April 2020, 20:51:58
Aye, but we can’t  go out to ogle them can we Sherlock? :y
Ogle? I should think not, pervert.  ;D
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 10 April 2020, 21:04:58
There are hundreds, thousands of beautiful women everywhere. You don't have to look at the tv.

Not all of us are lucky enough to live in Barnsley!  ::)  :-\  ;D
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 10 April 2020, 21:05:32
There are hundreds, thousands of beautiful women everywhere. You don't have to look at the tv.

Most are in Barnsley.
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 10 April 2020, 21:06:20
There are hundreds, thousands of beautiful women everywhere. You don't have to look at the tv.

Not all of us are lucky enough to live in Barnsley!  ::)  :-\  ;D

Same thought, Sir Tig. ;D
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: STEMO on 10 April 2020, 21:07:27
Yeah. Two stupid old farts together  ;D
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 10 April 2020, 21:09:03
Yeah. Two stupid old farts together  ;D

Your just jealous because we can fart with confidence!  :)



I think....  :-\                                       ;D
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: Raeturbo on 10 April 2020, 21:09:38
Aye, but we can’t  go out to ogle them can we Sherlock? :y
binoculars Rae , surly you got binoculars  :D ;D
              Surly never, surely possibly, get off the the sauce Dai. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: dave the builder on 10 April 2020, 21:14:23
Aye, but we can’t  go out to ogle them can we Sherlock? :y
binoculars Rae , surly you got binoculars  :D ;D
              Surly never, surely possibly, get off the the sauce Dai. ;D ;D
Alcohol kills the virus
I'm doing my sivil duwtee  :P
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: Raeturbo on 10 April 2020, 21:15:34
Ha ha, I’m not drinking enough, But, that can change  :y
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: dave the builder on 10 April 2020, 21:21:40
yes Rae , killing the virus is vital
Rishi Sunak should give me a grant for beer ,i'm using my savings  :(  but doing my part  :y  ;D
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: Raeturbo on 10 April 2020, 21:25:57
https://youtu.be/OI3Bcgh4Jko
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 10 April 2020, 21:30:46


Alcohol kills the virus




They say that the anti malarial drug Chloroquine might help fight off Covid-19.  :)

Chloroquine has Quinine, as does Gin!  So drink Gin and stay safe!  :y
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: Raeturbo on 10 April 2020, 21:37:06
Not unless it has tonic water in it Steve :y
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: dave the builder on 10 April 2020, 21:37:37


Alcohol kills the virus




They say that the anti malarial drug Chloroquine might help fight off Covid-19.  :)

Chloroquine has Quinine, as does Gin!  So drink Gin and stay safe!  :y
I've taken Chloroquine in the past (trips to Africa)
it sends you loopy  ::)
i'll stick with tins of beater and shots of Bacardi n black
oh wait  :-[
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 10 April 2020, 21:41:55
Not unless it has tonic water in it Steve :y

Ah yes... It's the tonic that has the quinine...  :-[

Neat tonic is shite though, so you need gin to water it down!  :y
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: STEMO on 10 April 2020, 21:42:55


Alcohol kills the virus




They say that the anti malarial drug Chloroquine might help fight off Covid-19.  :)

Chloroquine has Quinine, as does Gin!  So drink Gin and stay safe!  :y
I've taken Chloroquine in the past (trips to Africa)
it sends you loopy  ::)
i'll stick with tins of beater and shots of Bacardi n black
oh wait  :-[
Bacardi and black? You never said you were gay.
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: Raeturbo on 10 April 2020, 21:47:21
Not unless it has tonic water in it Steve :y

Ah yes... It's the tonic that has the quinine...  :-[

Neat tonic is shite though, so you need gin to water it down!  :y
                Well.. I’m not going to argue with that mate👍
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: biggriffin on 11 April 2020, 07:31:16


Alcohol kills the virus




They say that the anti malarial drug Chloroquine might help fight off Covid-19.  :)

Chloroquine has Quinine, as does Gin!  So drink Gin and stay safe!  :y


 That hydro,quinne stuff is nasty, was on it for 12months, you need regular blood tests, can make you blind, and do ya kidneys harm :o
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: tidla on 11 April 2020, 10:11:48
I was a bit bored yesterdsy so her indoors suggested i make a bird table.

She still not talking to me because she didnt make the top ten..
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: dave the builder on 11 April 2020, 10:53:17


Alcohol kills the virus




They say that the anti malarial drug Chloroquine might help fight off Covid-19.  :)

Chloroquine has Quinine, as does Gin!  So drink Gin and stay safe!  :y
I've taken Chloroquine in the past (trips to Africa)
it sends you loopy  ::)
i'll stick with tins of beater and shots of Bacardi n black
oh wait  :-[
Bacardi and black? You never said you were gay.
I'm NOT gay  :D  the blackcurrant is my 5 a day , what's wrong with Stella  :-\ Bacardi is just clear rum, less of a hangover  :-\
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: dave the builder on 11 April 2020, 10:54:19
I was a bit bored yesterdsy so her indoors suggested i make a bird table.

She still not talking to me because she didnt make the top ten..

 ;D very good  :y
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 11 April 2020, 12:53:37
I think you lot should put your beer goggles away for the evening - don't fancy any of them myself....

This is more like stiffy material

https://itsmagicinsanmiguel.files.wordpress.com/2017/06/witch.jpeg?w=630

Cracking Barnsley lass. :y
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 11 April 2020, 12:59:42
Personally speaking I prefer the 'girl next door' look to  painted celebs.

For posh educated totty Hannah Fry has a certain appeal.
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: redelitev6 on 11 April 2020, 19:04:30
My daughters are obsessed with a Korean TV show called "Busted" one of the stars is a very nice young day called Min Young , daddy likes her  :D
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: biggriffin on 12 April 2020, 06:28:09
My daughters are obsessed with a Korean TV show called "Busted" one of the stars is a very nice young day called Min Young , daddy likes her  :D


 She love you long time :D
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: dave the builder on 12 April 2020, 12:20:31
My daughters are obsessed with a Korean TV show called "Busted" one of the stars is a very nice young day called Min Young , daddy likes her  :D


 She love you long time :D
"Fie dolla ,all pink inside, mista " apparently  :-X  but I don't speak Chinese  ::)  ;D
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 April 2020, 12:54:22
I hope nobody here at OOF is thinking of  knocking one out with thoughts of Caitlyn Jenner in their mind. :)
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 12 April 2020, 12:58:05
I hope nobody here at OOF is thinking of  knocking one out with thoughts of Caitlyn Jenner in their mind. :)
Only Dave ;)
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 April 2020, 13:06:26
I hope nobody here at OOF is thinking of  knocking one out with thoughts of Caitlyn Jenner in their mind. :)
Only Dave ;)

I suppose your average hairy-arsed builder can't be too fussy. :)
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: dave the builder on 12 April 2020, 13:30:52
I hope nobody here at OOF is thinking of  knocking one out with thoughts of Caitlyn Jenner in their mind. :)
Only Dave ;)

I suppose your average hairy-arsed builder can't be too fussy. :)
Never heard of her, looks like very saggy old buzzard from a google search
so that's a NO from me
my mind is full of sugar and spice and all things nice  :)
not crusty,saggy,old granny fanny
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 April 2020, 13:35:49
I hope nobody here at OOF is thinking of  knocking one out with thoughts of Caitlyn Jenner in their mind. :)
Only Dave ;)

I suppose your average hairy-arsed builder can't be too fussy. :)
Never heard of her, looks like very saggy old buzzard from a google search
so that's a NO from me
my mind is full of sugar and spice and all things nice  :)
not crusty,saggy,old granny fanny

Not sure if Caitlyn has a proper fanny. More of an 'inside out cock' :)
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: dave the builder on 12 April 2020, 13:47:08
that;s quite a vomit inducing image
just had to drink half a bottle of mind bleach
plus half a bottle of domestos to kill the chinese virus
now my chest and stomach feel hot ,throat feels sore ,which are symptoms  :o
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 April 2020, 13:57:28
that;s quite a vomit inducing image
just had to drink half a bottle of mind bleach
plus half a bottle of domestos to kill the chinese virus
now my chest and stomach feel hot ,throat feels sore ,which are symptoms  :o

She/he is seventy years old so might be more suitable for STMO. :)
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: dave the builder on 12 April 2020, 14:08:49

She/he is seventy years old so might be more suitable for STMO. :)
NO
Uncle Stemo , like me , prefers younger, nubile women  8)
not grab a granny  ::)
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 12 April 2020, 14:09:25
that;s quite a vomit inducing image
just had to drink half a bottle of mind bleach
plus half a bottle of domestos to kill the chinese virus
now my chest and stomach feel hot ,throat feels sore ,which are symptoms  :o
No cough though, so you're good to go :y
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 April 2020, 14:14:44

She/he is seventy years old so might be more suitable for STMO. :)
NO
Uncle Stemo , like me , prefers younger, nubile women  8)
not grab a granny  ::)

At his age he prefers Ovaltine and an early night. :)
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: dave the builder on 12 April 2020, 14:15:37
that;s quite a vomit inducing image
just had to drink half a bottle of mind bleach
plus half a bottle of domestos to kill the chinese virus
now my chest and stomach feel hot ,throat feels sore ,which are symptoms  :o
No cough though, so you're good to go :y
Thanks AL  :)
always good to get the "all clear" from a Doc  ;D :D
Title: Re: Gorgeous women.
Post by: STEMO on 12 April 2020, 14:16:45

She/he is seventy years old so might be more suitable for STMO. :)
NO
Uncle Stemo , like me , prefers younger, nubile women  8)
not grab a granny  ::)

At his age he prefers Ovaltine and an early night. :)
You're not far off there.