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Messages - Doctor Gollum

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General Car Chat / Re: p0171
« on: 15 March 2018, 17:35:36 »
Makes sense ;)

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General Car Chat / Re: National mileage register
« on: 15 March 2018, 17:34:48 »
Are they an official body, or just a company with a name that sounds official ?
Whoever they are, its easy to get the mileage from previous MOT,s which gives a good idea of what miles are likely to be on the clock now.
Presumes that it's old enough to need one... ::)

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General Car Chat / Re: National mileage register
« on: 15 March 2018, 16:32:31 »
Send them a polite reply to the effect that as you never drove it, you have absolutely no idea...

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General Discussion Area / Re: I didn't hear about this!
« on: 15 March 2018, 16:27:22 »
Not personally a fan of the DC10/MD11, but, credit where it's due... it's a tough old bird ;)

Damn fine job by both pilots too :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: Had Enough Again
« on: 15 March 2018, 16:05:37 »
I've been away for the last four days sourcing another full-breasted serving wench, along with an equally amply endowed scullery maid. I need the staff because despite 'hobbling' around in an eleven year old Signum apparently I'm wealthy. :-X ;D

Anyway, back to the post made by Lizzie.

Lizzie, I get the impression you're a girl who can fight her corner. This is clearly a very male forum and I'm sure you wouldn't want it to turn into a PC 'men discover your inner womb' type of forum. I think we can leave that gap in the market to the younger generation of snowflakes who seem to be in a constant state of outrage about just about everything.

So, you could leave.......or give as good as you get. A few well directed barbs with reference to 'a lamentable lack of length and girth' or 'an alarming lack of penile rigidity' may serve you well.  ;)

I can honestly say there is nobody on this form I dislike (and that even includes whippet owning reprobates from Liverpool) Crazy I know.

Another thing Lizzie......even if you do leave you will soon be back because you will miss my erudite articulate posts, along with my wit, charm, and gentlemanly sausage. ::) ::) ::) ;) :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

 



 
Ever the charmer... ::)

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General Discussion Area / Re: My dog made the local rag
« on: 15 March 2018, 15:58:37 »
You wouldn't swap her for a Tibetan terrorist would you?

Nothing in that picture with the toys would be intact except the dog... ;D ;D ;D

22237
Omega General Help / Re: Snow performance
« on: 15 March 2018, 11:42:58 »
Give me -20 and sunshine over +5 with drizzle any day... ;)

22238
General Discussion Area / Re: Word Association.
« on: 15 March 2018, 11:35:42 »
Eased

22239
General Discussion Area / Re: Word Association.
« on: 15 March 2018, 00:33:11 »
Corrupted

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General Discussion Area / Re: Had Enough Again
« on: 15 March 2018, 00:09:53 »
Stop bleeding feeling sorry for yourself.. man up liz.. its the interweb and thats the way it goes ...PS; so are you flogging that old banger you have or not..... ;D ;D
Do you need some spare Reubens red panels then Steve...  ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Word Association.
« on: 14 March 2018, 22:15:37 »
Tantrum

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Omega General Help / Re: Rear brake pads
« on: 14 March 2018, 21:23:47 »
Deffo non vented...

22244
General Discussion Area / Re: Word Association.
« on: 14 March 2018, 21:06:43 »
Fragmented

22245
So....we're going to get our footie after all. But no dignitaries are attending, that will reall piss the Russians off.  ::)
Question: If you were an England fan, would you really consider travelling to Russia for the World Cup. You'd have to be insane, surely?  :o
I thought that was a given, being football fans and all...  ::)

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