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General Discussion Area / Re: Jock cop woke joke.
« on: 14 March 2024, 15:23:51 »
I see most of Humza's relatives have joined the police force.
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General Car Chat / Re: The future: EVs or ICEs?
« on: 14 March 2024, 15:21:15 »
It happened to me years ago coming off the M62 just before Liverpool. I was driving some sort of Citroen (can't remember the model, I was drunk at the time) 
Well......tipsy.
Well......tipsy.
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General Discussion Area / Re: Diane Abbott
« on: 13 March 2024, 15:17:59 »Don't think I could manage it that often...if at all12.08....Starmer is talking about this as I type.
Full of fake outrage no doubt.Just he sound of his voice pisses me off!
He is terminally dull.
I imagine his favourite colour is beige, and he only has sex in the missionary position with the lights out between 7.00PM and 7.04PM every second Tuesday.
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General Car Chat / Re: So what have you done to your car today?
« on: 12 March 2024, 21:34:29 »Sorry, Tony, they don't workWashed a ton of bird crap off the Omega. One wish in this world is for the neighbours tree to die...Isn't that why copper nails were invented?
Obliged
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General Discussion Area / Re: Diane Abbott
« on: 12 March 2024, 17:47:58 »Err... I see she has raised herIf I were you, I would just admire the beauty of Aviemore and pretend the rest of the world doesn't exist.uglylovely head again!! How dare these people call here black and all sorts of terrible things??
Poor woman!
What a mess this country is in!??
Bickering like a bunch of kids ffs.
Just been listening to theBlackBroadcasting News just now, and it is all phobia this and phobia that!!
You could not make it up!!
Rant over for now!!
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Omega General Help / Re: Martin Imber
« on: 12 March 2024, 05:57:33 »I found some switches from a repair kit I had bought years ago, managed to solder them in myself without buggering it up and all is well!Well done
Much more satisfying when you do a job yourself.
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General Car Chat / Re: Remap questions
« on: 11 March 2024, 22:25:47 »It’s my understanding that plug and play and ecu piggyback chip tuning devices just fool the ecu to increase fuel/air mixture for more power, whereas the more developed remaps adjust and recalibrate a much wider range of ECU values and can have a more positive effect on the economy as well as increased power and smoother power delivery.Yep. When I enquired about have the Adblue system deleted from wife's car (it's a pain when the weather gets cold) the guys who do it told me it wouldn't do any harm to the car at all. But, if it went to the main dealer and they plugged it in, they would know I'd had it done. It's not out of warranty until July, so if it plays up next winter, it's getting done.
On my Audi, I personally went for a remap by a specialist, but it does mean that I can’t take it to an Audi main dealer (unlikely anyway as I use an Indy), as they will run their software on it and possibly un-remap it.
I didn’t do it for outright power or economy but the power delivery is smoother and punchier low down, making overtakes quicker and safer.
A plug and play device is removable if required but I’d avoid generic devices unless it’s supplied by a reputable company, and tailored for your specific vehicle. If going that route, I’d advise researching what success others with your type of vehicle have had, preferably after many thousands of miles of having it fitted.
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General Discussion Area / Re: Who's a lucky boy?
« on: 08 March 2024, 18:30:23 »Is that Beemer's colour the infamous Bellend Purple?No, you'll have to google BMW Thundernight metallic. Put you sunglasses on first
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General Car Chat / Re: Signum ATF.
« on: 08 March 2024, 16:51:21 »
I would just leave it if it's working ok. Then the collective that is OOF can collectively piss ourselves when you get stuck in second miles from home and chant "Told you to get it done, tight arse"
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General Car Chat / Re: Signum ATF.
« on: 08 March 2024, 14:48:15 »Until they see itProbably three figures, more than the car is worth.Just get the oil changed ...it will thank you for it
I'll check out the cost.
WBAC say she is worth £1160.....which is 4 figures.
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General Discussion Area / Re: Who's a lucky boy?
« on: 08 March 2024, 14:30:32 »Well, its improved its looks.Not as bad as an old man's jag
I wonder how badly stained the drivers seat was....
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General Car Chat / Re: Signum ATF.
« on: 08 March 2024, 14:28:54 »Probably three figures, more than the car is worth.Just get the oil changed ...it will thank you for it
I'll check out the cost.
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General Discussion Area / Who's a lucky boy?
« on: 08 March 2024, 14:27:45 »
Wheel came off a van and hit this beemer. Driver got out ok
