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General Discussion Area / Re: Jock cop woke joke.

« on: 14 March 2024, 17:25:28 »

Under the section ' Why do some people let the hate monster in'.......they talk blatantly of 'white-male entitlement' being the problem.

You can openly say that white people are the problem, apparently.

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General Car Chat / Re: Mark Drakeford

« on: 14 March 2024, 13:16:19 »

Drakeford is a jumped up parish councillor with delusions of grandeur.

108

General Discussion Area / Jock cop woke joke.

« on: 14 March 2024, 11:50:35 »

Is this for real or is it April 1 already?



https://www.scotland.police.uk/advice-and-information/hate-crime/hate-monster-campaign/

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General Discussion Area / Re: Diane Abbott

« on: 13 March 2024, 12:26:58 »

12.08....Starmer is talking about this as I type.

Full of fake outrage no doubt.    Just he sound of his voice pisses me off! 

He is terminally dull.

I imagine his favourite colour is beige, and he only has sex in the missionary position with the lights out between 7.00PM and 7.04PM every second Tuesday.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Diane Abbott

« on: 13 March 2024, 12:06:08 »

12.08....Starmer is talking about this as I type.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Who's a lucky boy?

« on: 11 March 2024, 12:56:17 »

The XJ is a handsome brute to my eyes....

Yes, but you're very special, and believe the Signum is a special car....

My Signum is a valuable classic.......but I'd be willing to do a straight swap for an XJ575.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Who's a lucky boy?

« on: 10 March 2024, 16:37:35 »

Well, its improved its looks.

I wonder how badly stained the drivers seat was....

Not as bad as an old man's jag 

I do have to concur - most of my motor is quite attractive looking....   ....but it's arse, WTF was that Scottish idiot Callum thinking?

The XJ is a handsome brute to my eyes.....only let down when fitted with a derv lump taken straight from a cement mixer or canal boat.

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General Car Chat / Re: Signum ATF.

« on: 10 March 2024, 12:11:48 »

https://youtu.be/rMqw67CRkzA?si=bagxSXkNCklwQKuU

I was thinking more on these lines👍

Some great British actors in this film including a pre 007 Connery. 

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General Discussion Area / Re: Who's a lucky boy?

« on: 10 March 2024, 12:06:01 »

Was it the 11 year old at the wheel ? He who was stopped driving towing a stolen tin tent!

Oh yeah....I saw that on the news.

Feral little Pikeys.

Ftfy. 

I did think that but 11 years seems quite old for pikey car theft.

Surely an 8 year old with blocks on his shoes could have done the job.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Who's a lucky boy?

« on: 09 March 2024, 19:53:37 »

Was it the 11 year old at the wheel ? He who was stopped driving towing a stolen tin tent!

Oh yeah....I saw that on the news.

Feral little bastards.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Who's a lucky boy?

« on: 09 March 2024, 14:49:11 »

For reference.....this is the M240i loaned to me for the day in 'Bellend purple'.

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General Car Chat / Re: Signum ATF.

« on: 09 March 2024, 14:26:44 »

Thanks Jim, I appreciate the OOF kindness.

She seems to be behaving herself again now and I'm hoping it was just some sort of 17 year old female 'hissy fit' that won't happen again.   

No worries, I hope that's how it stays. But if you change your mind (or the car changes it for you) the offers open.

Cheers, Jim. You are a gentleman unlike the scouse whippeteer.

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General Car Chat / Re: Signum ATF.

« on: 09 March 2024, 14:25:27 »

Get a twig and give it a damn good thrashing, or take it for a full blooded hell drivers type gravel run🤣.

http://https://youtu.be/_n77eoOfRPE?feature=shared

You deserve all you get if you own a Morris 1100.

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General Car Chat / Re: Signum ATF.

« on: 09 March 2024, 12:08:58 »

Opti, I've got an iCarsoft here with Vx files on it, that will read the gearbox codes. Happy to loan it out for a week if you would find it useful.

PM me if you'd like it. 

Thanks Jim, I appreciate the OOF kindness.

She seems to be behaving herself again now and I'm hoping it was just some sort of 17 year old female 'hissy fit' that won't happen again.   

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General Discussion Area / Re: Who's a lucky boy?

« on: 09 March 2024, 12:00:47 »

Not bellend purple....but the car is one ugly f*ucker.