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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Happy Birthday Ron! 

If we had known, we would have had a whip round for a strippergram for you! 

Er.....I think Ron wants to live as long as he can. Not drop dead with an overload of female flesh.

Best wishes, Ron. Enjoy every day.

I think there are probably worse ways to go. 

I agree....I'm  sure it is high on the list of "best ways to drop of the perch"

Probably number one.

.That's 'off', not 'of'.
Philistine.

You are obviously very posh, so probably say 'orf' like the Queen.

You'd better believe it. 

As a scouser you'd say......Errrmmm.....you lot can all fack orf.

[Doctor Gollum]

Happy Birthday Ron! 

If we had known, we would have had a whip round for a strippergram for you! 

Er.....I think Ron wants to live as long as he can. Not drop dead with an overload of female flesh.

Best wishes, Ron. Enjoy every day.

I think there are probably worse ways to go. 

Like falling down the stairs, cracking your head open, breaking your nose again, along with a couple of ribs and your back in two places. And all because you lost your balance trying to press the up button to summon the stair lift back up because you forgot to use it on the way up

And before you think that could never happen, guess again... As the eighty something year old chap next door will tell you. He is back home and somehow still walking but now has two carers every visit rather than one, and on a bad day three

Eat, drink and fornicate until the sun rises, for tomorrow may never arrive. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Happy Birthday Ron! 

If we had known, we would have had a whip round for a strippergram for you! 

Er.....I think Ron wants to live as long as he can. Not drop dead with an overload of female flesh.

Best wishes, Ron. Enjoy every day.

I think there are probably worse ways to go. 

Like falling down the stairs, cracking your head open, breaking your nose again, along with a couple of ribs and your back in two places. And all because you lost your balance trying to press the up button to summon the stair lift back up because you forgot to use it on the way up

And before you think that could never happen, guess again... As the eighty something year old chap next door will tell you. He is back home and somehow still walking but now has two carers every visit rather than one, and on a bad day three

Eat, drink and fornicate until the sun rises, for tomorrow may never arrive. 

We all reach a time when tomorrow never comes. It is inevitable.

[Shackeng]

Best wishes Ron, enjoy what you can while you can. 👍

[ronnyd]

Happy Birthday Ron Lad. Was aware that you had some health issues but sad to hear that it seemed to have advanced. Have enjoyed some banter, (piss taking) with you in the last few years. Try to live your life as best as you can for as long as you can and also enjoy your family. All the best mate    Oh, by the way, did you ever manage to get that bloody radio out? 

[Andy B]

Happy Birthday Ron .... 

[Bigron]

ronnyd, I gave up on "that bloody tadio" many moons ago!  If I don't get any good news regarding my eyes, I will have to ggive up my beloved Omega too. 

[henryd]

Happy birthday Ron

[TheBoy]

Belated Happy Birthday, hope you had a great day...

...and so sad to hear that your health isn't what it was  , so your mission now is to get done all the things you always wanted to, and also enjoy time with family and friends.