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Re: The Grand old Duke of York
« Reply #15 on: 16 February 2022, 19:31:21 »

I got stripped by a slapper once  ;D
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Re: The Grand old Duke of York
« Reply #16 on: 16 February 2022, 19:52:40 »

I got stripped by a slapper once  ;D

Only once?  ;D
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Re: The Grand old Duke of York
« Reply #17 on: 16 February 2022, 20:20:38 »

Been to some great 999 " Gentleman's evenings" amazing what some strippers will do for a few quid very supple 😂
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Re: The Grand old Duke of York
« Reply #18 on: 16 February 2022, 21:17:34 »

Just got this from an HMPS pal.
The grand old Duke of York had 12 million quid, he gave it all away to someone he'd never met for something he never did.
Just about sums it up..😂
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Re: The Grand old Duke of York
« Reply #19 on: 17 February 2022, 14:21:17 »

I got stripped by a slapper once  ;D

Only once?  ;D

I went with another 16 year old lad. Nobody cared how old you were back then as long as you had the money to get in and buy a few drinks.

One stripper presumably recognised I was extremely young and thought she'd have a bit of fun. She tuned around and beckoned to me to unclasp her bra.

As I did she spun around and slapped me hard across the face causing the audience to erupt with laughter. ;D ;D

Very embarrassing at the time,  but a fond memory now. :y

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Re: The Grand old Duke of York
« Reply #20 on: 17 February 2022, 14:29:12 »

Been to some great 999 " Gentleman's evenings" amazing what some strippers will do for a few quid very supple 😂

I've attended a few.

Mother and daughter strippers used to be a thing, although judging by the lesbo action I very much doubt they were really related. ::) ::)
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Re: The Grand old Duke of York
« Reply #21 on: 17 February 2022, 16:42:16 »

Been to some great 999 " Gentleman's evenings" amazing what some strippers will do for a few quid very supple 😂

I've attended a few.

Mother and daughter strippers used to be a thing, although judging by the lesbo action I very much doubt they were really related. ::) ::)

The pub down the road from the backpackers hostel I stayed at for few weeks in Perth, Western Australia back in the day, had lunchtime strippers, so that was a popular place to go for a liquid lunch on days off, before heading to the WACA for a spot of cricket or the beach for a surf. Happy daze!  :y
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Re: The Grand old Duke of York
« Reply #22 on: 17 February 2022, 18:22:20 »

Been to some great 999 " Gentleman's evenings" amazing what some strippers will do for a few quid very supple 😂

I've attended a few.

Mother and daughter strippers used to be a thing, although judging by the lesbo action I very much doubt they were really related. ::) ::)
Thanks for shattering my illusions   ;D
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Re: The Grand old Duke of York
« Reply #23 on: 17 February 2022, 18:52:15 »

Been to some great 999 " Gentleman's evenings" amazing what some strippers will do for a few quid very supple 😂

I've attended a few.

Mother and daughter strippers used to be a thing, although judging by the lesbo action I very much doubt they were really related. ::) ::)

The pub down the road from the backpackers hostel I stayed at for few weeks in Perth, Western Australia back in the day, had lunchtime strippers, so that was a popular place to go for a liquid lunch on days off, before heading to the WACA for a spot of cricket or the beach for a surf. Happy daze!  :y

Were you a £10 pom?
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Re: The Grand old Duke of York
« Reply #24 on: 17 February 2022, 19:58:00 »

Been to some great 999 " Gentleman's evenings" amazing what some strippers will do for a few quid very supple 😂

I've attended a few.

Mother and daughter strippers used to be a thing, although judging by the lesbo action I very much doubt they were really related. ::) ::)

The pub down the road from the backpackers hostel I stayed at for few weeks in Perth, Western Australia back in the day, had lunchtime strippers, so that was a popular place to go for a liquid lunch on days off, before heading to the WACA for a spot of cricket or the beach for a surf. Happy daze!  :y

Were you a £10 pom?

£10 pom?  ::)  That was Lord Opti's generation!  :P  ;D

No I was more like a £2000 pom, where I had to have at least AUS$4000 in my bank account to prove I wasn't going to be a burden on Australia as one of the conditions for my work visa.  :)

That's inflation for you!  :D
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Re: The Grand old Duke of York
« Reply #25 on: 17 February 2022, 20:58:46 »

My friend was. An experience but broadly he hated it. Stuck out the time and came back on the QE2.
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Re: The Grand old Duke of York
« Reply #26 on: 17 February 2022, 21:18:14 »

Two of my uncles were £10 poms, one dead now & the other in his late eighties still there both did very well for themselves.
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Re: The Grand old Duke of York
« Reply #27 on: 18 February 2022, 03:17:41 »

My aunt in Melbourne was, whole family went to escape a rumpus my cousin had got into.

All still there fortysome years later.
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Re: The Grand old Duke of York
« Reply #28 on: 18 February 2022, 10:25:06 »

The money wont go to her. It goes to the charity she set up to help victims of sexual abuse and trafficking.
Personally I would like to have seen the entitled arrogant bastard get his knackers cut off.
I thought it was something like £10m to her, and £2m to her charity.

I'd probably let him shag me for £10m
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Re: The Grand old Duke of York
« Reply #29 on: 18 February 2022, 10:33:06 »

The money wont go to her. It goes to the charity she set up to help victims of sexual abuse and trafficking.
Personally I would like to have seen the entitled arrogant bastard get his knackers cut off.
I thought it was something like £10m to her, and £2m to her charity.

I'd probably let him shag me for £10m
Be warned ,he takes a while to settle the bill apparently  :D
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