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Best ever Ebay ad....!
« on: 09 April 2022, 23:00:11 »
Best ever Ebay listing - if you fancy a bit of a titter, read the description (if only in the memory of 'Dave'...) ;D

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/154933141682?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=jWZXRwBMT6W&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=GCEcaYdASwi&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY
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Re: Best ever Ebay ad....!
« Reply #1 on: 10 April 2022, 05:12:39 »
Made me grin even at this ungodly hour  ;D
Sons flight from Manchester is sometime this week so I've got to take a tent and get him there by 8 o'clock this morning apparently  :(
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Re: Best ever Ebay ad....!
« Reply #2 on: 10 April 2022, 12:20:26 »
Looks like I might have to go back to pick them up again. Airports, airlines....the words piss up and brewery spring to mind.
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Re: Best ever Ebay ad....!
« Reply #3 on: 10 April 2022, 13:04:09 »
Funny advert
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Re: Best ever Ebay ad....!
« Reply #4 on: 10 April 2022, 15:36:39 »
Quote from: STEMO on 10 April 2022, 12:20:26
Looks like I might have to go back to pick them up again. Airports, airlines....the words piss up and brewery spring to mind.
Mancchester Airport is council owned and operated. They also own Stansted. Nuff sed.

I believe Luton is also council owned etc
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Re: Best ever Ebay ad....!
« Reply #5 on: 10 April 2022, 16:02:30 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Best ever Ebay ad....!
« Reply #6 on: 10 April 2022, 16:03:27 »
He got away, 3.5 hours late. I think he may have missed his connecting flight  ::)
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Re: Best ever Ebay ad....!
« Reply #7 on: 11 April 2022, 16:45:22 »
Yesterday in Genoa, today in Milan, flight to Bucharest tomorrow, only two days late  ;D
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Re: Best ever Ebay ad....!
« Reply #8 on: 11 April 2022, 18:32:47 »
Quote from: STEMO on 11 April 2022, 16:45:22
Yesterday in Genoa, today in Milan, flight to Bucharest tomorrow, only two days late  ;D
Milan is a shit hole, but I can recommend a good restaurant near the airport...

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Re: Best ever Ebay ad....!
« Reply #9 on: 11 April 2022, 18:44:36 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 11 April 2022, 18:32:47
Quote from: STEMO on 11 April 2022, 16:45:22
Yesterday in Genoa, today in Milan, flight to Bucharest tomorrow, only two days late  ;D
Milan is a shit hole, but I can recommend a good restaurant near the airport...

Samarcanda
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https://maps.app.goo.gl/w4Z1by1nB9sWjQaM7 :y
A good restaurant? For two vegan students in tee shirts and jeans? No  ;D
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Re: Best ever Ebay ad....!
« Reply #10 on: 11 April 2022, 18:52:06 »
Quote from: STEMO on 11 April 2022, 18:44:36
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 11 April 2022, 18:32:47
Quote from: STEMO on 11 April 2022, 16:45:22
Yesterday in Genoa, today in Milan, flight to Bucharest tomorrow, only two days late  ;D
Milan is a shit hole, but I can recommend a good restaurant near the airport...

Samarcanda
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https://maps.app.goo.gl/w4Z1by1nB9sWjQaM7 :y
A good restaurant? For two vegan students in tee shirts and jeans? No  ;D
They'll be fine... It isn't just a steak restaurant  ;D

http://menu.edpgest.it/samarcanda/
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Re: Best ever Ebay ad....!
« Reply #11 on: 11 April 2022, 18:55:32 »
I went in t shirt and jeans. And trainers. And they still took my money ;D
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Re: Best ever Ebay ad....!
« Reply #12 on: 11 April 2022, 19:39:33 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 11 April 2022, 18:55:32
I went in t shirt and jeans. And trainers. And they still took my money ;D
R e s t a u r a n t, say it out loud. Students do not go into them. Cafes, bars, yes.  ;D
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Re: Best ever Ebay ad....!
« Reply #13 on: 11 April 2022, 19:42:47 »
There is a McDonald's in the terminal if they prefer ;D
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Re: Best ever Ebay ad....!
« Reply #14 on: 11 April 2022, 19:50:26 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 11 April 2022, 19:42:47
There is a McDonald's in the terminal if they prefer ;D
Malpenso, Bergamo or Linate?
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