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[STEMO]

The next big thing?

Monkeypox: Two more people infected to take total to nine in UK https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-61501679

[Sir Tigger KC]

HARD LOCKDOWN NOW!!                                               

[STEMO]

Keep an eye out for folk stealing bananas in Tesco and climbing up a lamppost to eat them.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

HARD LOCKDOWN NOW!!                                               

SSSHHHH.....Dave may see this.

[dave the builder]

HARD LOCKDOWN NOW!!                                               

SSSHHHH.....Dave may see this.

I'm not gay and don't f**k monkeys ,so i'm not worried 

[Sir Tigger KC]

I wonder how they will define a Monkey Pox death?   

Anyone who has died within 28 days of eating a banana?   

[Doctor Gollum]

Given the origins, and the fact that most of the cases are in Kent, would it be so much of a leap to conclude that this is isolated to the boat people coming from French France?

Anchor a Barge or three in between the shipping lanes and use it as a quarantine and processing centre. Three months living in a container mid channel might help deter some, and it would mitigate the import of such diseases...

[TheBoy]

Anchor a Barge or three in between the shipping lanes and use it as a quarantine and processing centre. Three months living in a container mid channel might help deter some, and it would mitigate the import of such diseases...

Nobody comes from abroad.  Farage and Boris said that would be a thing of the past, and they would never tell porkies like £350m a week to the NHS, or having a ready made deal

[Rangie]

Remember about 1980/1 when I was in the Ambulance Service we got an admission to the Hospital for tropical diseases in London & we were told it was monkey pox & we had to wear white disposable suits, one old hand on the station had a medical dictionary & tried looking it up with zero results the patient was absolutely covered with boils looked dreadful. Needless to say we both showered back on station & the vehicle was " bombed out".

[STEMO]

Uh oh........
Monkeypox cases investigated in Europe, US and Canada https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-61506562

[TheBoy]

Now is this always been an occurance outside of Africa, but at such low levels nobody noticed, and given the media are bored with Ukraine, Chinky Sniffle and partying, picked on this as something to cream their jeans over?

[Doctor Gollum]

Now is this always been an occurance outside of Africa, but at such low levels nobody noticed, and given the media are bored with Ukraine, Chinky Sniffle and partying, picked on this as something to cream their jeans over?

Nine people in a population of 68 million, isn't worth a wipe of a snotty tissue.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Another 11 this morning.

[STEMO]

Now is this always been an occurance outside of Africa, but at such low levels nobody noticed, and given the media are bored with Ukraine, Chinky Sniffle and partying, picked on this as something to cream their jeans over?

Nine people in a population of 68 million, isn't worth a wipe of a snotty tissue.

I think you've said something like this in the past, just before flights were cancelled to countries with covid. Substitute monkey pox for covid and you can start posting your American videos soon 

[Doctor Gollum]

If that happens, I will assist in the cleansing.

Sippy Cup is going to be annihilated in the mid terms as it is.