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Title: Timbuk
Post by: Elite Pete on 16 February 2012, 18:18:26
Welcome back old chap ::)

Did they let you out early for good behavour, I hope Big Winston was kind to you and used lots of Vasaline ;D ;D
Title: Re: Timbuk
Post by: Timbuk on 16 February 2012, 18:21:52
Welcome back old chap ::)

Did they let you out early for good behavour, I hope Big Winston was kind to you and used lots of Vasaline ;D ;D

Didnt think youd still remember Big Winston  ;D
Title: Re: Timbuk
Post by: Gaffers on 16 February 2012, 18:27:37
Rumour has it he has kidnapped Daz's pink crocs  :D

Good to see you back :y
Title: Re: Timbuk
Post by: Elite Pete on 16 February 2012, 18:28:15
Welcome back old chap ::)

Did they let you out early for good behavour, I hope Big Winston was kind to you and used lots of Vasaline ;D ;D

Didnt think youd still remember Big Winston  ;D

How could I forget BW, you made a lovely couple ::)
Title: Re: Timbuk
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 16 February 2012, 18:31:00
Yes, welcome back T. 8) :y
Title: Re: Timbuk
Post by: STMO123 on 16 February 2012, 18:32:49
Are you still walking like you just got off your horse? :-X
Title: Re: Timbuk
Post by: Timbuk on 16 February 2012, 18:35:23
Are you still walking like you just got off your horse? :-X

 :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ ;)

I see you've changed then  ::)
Title: Re: Timbuk
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 16 February 2012, 18:36:59
Hey up Ugly, hows your arse ;D ;D ;D

Did they not have internet in the nick? ::) :-X ;D

Glad your still alive  :-*
Title: Re: Timbuk
Post by: Auto Addict on 16 February 2012, 18:40:11
Hiya Timbuk :y
Title: Re: Timbuk
Post by: Elite Pete on 16 February 2012, 18:40:49
Hey up Ugly, hows your arse ;D ;D ;D

Did they not have internet in the nick? ::) :-X ;D

Glad your still alive  :-*

Like a blood orange I should think ;D
Title: Re: Timbuk
Post by: bob.dent on 16 February 2012, 18:41:51
Good to see you back mate. :y Hope Her Maj looked after you well and you haven't aqquired a fear of showers! ::) ;D
Title: Re: Timbuk
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 16 February 2012, 18:43:08
Hey up Ugly, hows your arse ;D ;D ;D

Did they not have internet in the nick? ::) :-X ;D

Glad your still alive  :-*

Like a blood orange I should think ;D

I was thinking more like a "Chatwins Donut" youth ;D

Thats what you get for ripping pensioners off  ::)
Title: Re: Timbuk
Post by: Timbuk on 16 February 2012, 18:43:47
Hey up Ugly, hows your arse ;D ;D ;D

Did they not have internet in the nick? ::) :-X ;D

Glad your still alive  :-*

Sore but i'll get over it  ::) and yes they did have internet but Big Winston wouldnt let me have a go :'(
Title: Re: Timbuk
Post by: Elite Pete on 16 February 2012, 18:45:23
Hey up Ugly, hows your arse ;D ;D ;D

Did they not have internet in the nick? ::) :-X ;D

Glad your still alive  :-*

Like a blood orange I should think ;D

I was thinking more like a "Chatwins Donut" youth ;D

Thats what you get for ripping pensioners off  ::)

 ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Timbuk
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 16 February 2012, 18:47:39
Good to see you back mate. :y Hope Her Maj looked after you well and you haven't aqquired a fear of showers! ::) ;D

Bob, when Pete & I went to visit the first time we left in tears really upset that he was getting Big Winstons attention every night. The last time we visited he was very "up lifted" almost although he was even enjoying his holiday.... He confided that he also looked forward to the showers " towel biting" I think he called it, didn't he youth?
Title: Re: Timbuk
Post by: Timbuk on 16 February 2012, 18:48:48
Good to see you back mate. :y Hope Her Maj looked after you well and you haven't aqquired a fear of showers! ::) ;D

Bob, when Pete & I went to visit the first time we left in tears really upset that he was getting Big Winstons attention every night. The last time we visited he was very "up lifted" almost although he was even enjoying his holiday.... He confided that he also looked forward to the showers " towel biting" I think he called it, didn't he youth?

Oi, told you never to repeat that  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Timbuk
Post by: Elite Pete on 16 February 2012, 18:50:10
Yep, towel and pillow biting ::) ;D

I think Timbuk will miss Big Winston, I bet he's planning to re offend again already ::) ;D
Title: Re: Timbuk
Post by: bob.dent on 16 February 2012, 18:50:54
Good to see you back mate. :y Hope Her Maj looked after you well and you haven't aqquired a fear of showers! ::) ;D

Bob, when Pete & I went to visit the first time we left in tears really upset that he was getting Big Winstons attention every night. The last time we visited he was very "up lifted" almost although he was even enjoying his holiday.... He confided that he also looked forward to the showers " towel biting" I think he called it, didn't he youth?

PMSL  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Timbuk
Post by: Timbuk on 16 February 2012, 18:54:28
Good to see you back mate. :y Hope Her Maj looked after you well and you haven't aqquired a fear of showers! ::) ;D

Bob, when Pete & I went to visit the first time we left in tears really upset that he was getting Big Winstons attention every night. The last time we visited he was very "up lifted" almost although he was even enjoying his holiday.... He confided that he also looked forward to the showers " towel biting" I think he called it, didn't he youth?

PMSL  ;D ;D ;D

Thanks Bob  :-[ :-[ :-[ :'(
Title: Re: Timbuk
Post by: Jimbob on 16 February 2012, 18:55:07
Good to see you Doug :y
Title: Re: Timbuk
Post by: feeutfo on 16 February 2012, 18:56:39
Rumour has it he has kidnapped Daz's pink crocs  :D

Good to see you back :y
AHA, so thats it. I did wonder.

Welcome back :)
Title: Re: Timbuk
Post by: bob.dent on 16 February 2012, 19:03:28
Good to see you back mate. :y Hope Her Maj looked after you well and you haven't aqquired a fear of showers! ::) ;D

Bob, when Pete & I went to visit the first time we left in tears really upset that he was getting Big Winstons attention every night. The last time we visited he was very "up lifted" almost although he was even enjoying his holiday.... He confided that he also looked forward to the showers " towel biting" I think he called it, didn't he youth?

PMSL  ;D ;D ;D

Thanks Bob  :-[ :-[ :-[ :'(

Well Doug, what did you expect on here............sympathy?  ;D :D Have to catch up over a beer or ten sometime, I'm sure you've a few "interesting" tales to tell.
Title: Re: Timbuk
Post by: Timbuk on 16 February 2012, 19:07:24
Good to see you back mate. :y Hope Her Maj looked after you well and you haven't aqquired a fear of showers! ::) ;D

Bob, when Pete & I went to visit the first time we left in tears really upset that he was getting Big Winstons attention every night. The last time we visited he was very "up lifted" almost although he was even enjoying his holiday.... He confided that he also looked forward to the showers " towel biting" I think he called it, didn't he youth?

PMSL  ;D ;D ;D

Thanks Bob  :-[ :-[ :-[ :'(

Well Doug, what did you expect on here............sympathy?  ;D :D Have to catch up over a beer or ten sometime, I'm sure you've a few "interesting" tales to tell.

leave my tail end out of this im still nursing it  :'(
Title: Re: Timbuk
Post by: Elite Pete on 16 February 2012, 19:08:30
Good to see you back mate. :y Hope Her Maj looked after you well and you haven't aqquired a fear of showers! ::) ;D

Bob, when Pete & I went to visit the first time we left in tears really upset that he was getting Big Winstons attention every night. The last time we visited he was very "up lifted" almost although he was even enjoying his holiday.... He confided that he also looked forward to the showers " towel biting" I think he called it, didn't he youth?

PMSL  ;D ;D ;D

Thanks Bob  :-[ :-[ :-[ :'(

Well Doug, what did you expect on here............sympathy?  ;D :D Have to catch up over a beer or ten sometime, I'm sure you've a few "interesting" tales to tell.

Oh here we go. Take no notice of this Doug, Bobs been threatening to come up North for a beer or two for months but I think the beers is too strong for him when you get past Watford ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Timbuk
Post by: TheBoy on 16 February 2012, 19:12:27
Welcome back Timbuk :).  I saw you eyeing up the Newent thread the other day, you gonna show yer face?  You can bring your boyfriend - I hear Big Winston isn't too shy ;D
Title: Re: Timbuk
Post by: Timbuk on 16 February 2012, 19:15:38
Welcome back Timbuk :).  I saw you eyeing up the Newent thread the other day, you gonna show yer face?  You can bring your boyfriend - I hear Big Winston isn't too shy ;D

If i brought Big Winston, the campsite would empty, well Daz would probably stay, try anything once him  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Timbuk
Post by: bob.dent on 16 February 2012, 19:16:04
Good to see you back mate. :y Hope Her Maj looked after you well and you haven't aqquired a fear of showers! ::) ;D

Bob, when Pete & I went to visit the first time we left in tears really upset that he was getting Big Winstons attention every night. The last time we visited he was very "up lifted" almost although he was even enjoying his holiday.... He confided that he also looked forward to the showers " towel biting" I think he called it, didn't he youth?

PMSL  ;D ;D ;D

Thanks Bob  :-[ :-[ :-[ :'(

Well Doug, what did you expect on here............sympathy?  ;D :D Have to catch up over a beer or ten sometime, I'm sure you've a few "interesting" tales to tell.

Oh here we go. Take no notice of this Doug, Bobs been threatening to come up North for a beer or two for months but I think the beers is too strong for him when you get past Watford ;D ;D ;D

.....and I would have, but you keep finding excuses to put me off. ::) ;D You're just scared shitless of some proper competition!!  ;D
Title: Re: Timbuk
Post by: TheBoy on 16 February 2012, 19:18:34
Welcome back Timbuk :).  I saw you eyeing up the Newent thread the other day, you gonna show yer face?  You can bring your boyfriend - I hear Big Winston isn't too shy ;D

If i brought Big Winston, the campsite would empty, well Daz would probably stay, try anything once him  ;D ;D
Oh, I'm not sure Timbuk...  ...I know that Elite Pete will be queue jumping to the front....
Title: Re: Timbuk
Post by: Elite Pete on 16 February 2012, 19:24:41
Good to see you back mate. :y Hope Her Maj looked after you well and you haven't aqquired a fear of showers! ::) ;D

Bob, when Pete & I went to visit the first time we left in tears really upset that he was getting Big Winstons attention every night. The last time we visited he was very "up lifted" almost although he was even enjoying his holiday.... He confided that he also looked forward to the showers " towel biting" I think he called it, didn't he youth?

PMSL  ;D ;D ;D

Thanks Bob  :-[ :-[ :-[ :'(

Well Doug, what did you expect on here............sympathy?  ;D :D Have to catch up over a beer or ten sometime, I'm sure you've a few "interesting" tales to tell.

Oh here we go. Take no notice of this Doug, Bobs been threatening to come up North for a beer or two for months but I think the beers is too strong for him when you get past Watford ;D ;D ;D

.....and I would have, but you keep finding excuses to put me off. ::) ;D You're just scared shitless of some proper competition!!  ;D

I think it was you that made the last excuse Mr Dent :P ;D
Title: Re: Timbuk
Post by: Elite Pete on 16 February 2012, 19:25:26
Welcome back Timbuk :).  I saw you eyeing up the Newent thread the other day, you gonna show yer face?  You can bring your boyfriend - I hear Big Winston isn't too shy ;D

If i brought Big Winston, the campsite would empty, well Daz would probably stay, try anything once him  ;D ;D
Oh, I'm not sure Timbuk...  ...I know that Elite Pete will be queue jumping to the front....

We could get a bit of a daisy chain going ::) ;D
Title: Re: Timbuk
Post by: TheBoy on 16 February 2012, 19:26:34
Welcome back Timbuk :).  I saw you eyeing up the Newent thread the other day, you gonna show yer face?  You can bring your boyfriend - I hear Big Winston isn't too shy ;D

If i brought Big Winston, the campsite would empty, well Daz would probably stay, try anything once him  ;D ;D
Oh, I'm not sure Timbuk...  ...I know that Elite Pete will be queue jumping to the front....

We could get a bit of a daisy chain going ::) ;D
I'll join in with the ladies' chain, if thats all the same ;D
Title: Re: Timbuk
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 16 February 2012, 19:32:00
Welcome back Timbuk :).  I saw you eyeing up the Newent thread the other day, you gonna show yer face?  You can bring your boyfriend - I hear Big Winston isn't too shy ;D

If i brought Big Winston, the campsite would empty, well Daz would probably stay, try anything once him  ;D ;D
Oh, I'm not sure Timbuk...  ...I know that Elite Pete will be queue jumping to the front....

We could get a bit of a daisy chain going ::) ;D
I'll join in with the ladies' chain, if thats all the same ;D

Have you no sense of adventure Jammie :D
Title: Re: Timbuk
Post by: TheBoy on 16 February 2012, 19:38:47
Welcome back Timbuk :).  I saw you eyeing up the Newent thread the other day, you gonna show yer face?  You can bring your boyfriend - I hear Big Winston isn't too shy ;D

If i brought Big Winston, the campsite would empty, well Daz would probably stay, try anything once him  ;D ;D
Oh, I'm not sure Timbuk...  ...I know that Elite Pete will be queue jumping to the front....

We could get a bit of a daisy chain going ::) ;D
I'll join in with the ladies' chain, if thats all the same ;D

Have you no sense of adventure Jammie :D
I took one hard up the arse 2 weeks ago, and from a woman :o, and I'm still in a physical mess now  :-[.
Title: Re: Timbuk
Post by: bob.dent on 16 February 2012, 19:44:54
Welcome back Timbuk :).  I saw you eyeing up the Newent thread the other day, you gonna show yer face?  You can bring your boyfriend - I hear Big Winston isn't too shy ;D

If i brought Big Winston, the campsite would empty, well Daz would probably stay, try anything once him  ;D ;D
Oh, I'm not sure Timbuk...  ...I know that Elite Pete will be queue jumping to the front....

We could get a bit of a daisy chain going ::) ;D
I'll join in with the ladies' chain, if thats all the same ;D

Have you no sense of adventure Jammie :D
I took one hard up the arse 2 weeks ago, and from a woman :o, and I'm still in a physical mess now  :-[.

It's amazing how realistic strap-on's are these days, or so Pete told me anyway. ::) ;D
Title: Re: Timbuk
Post by: TheBoy on 16 February 2012, 19:49:56
Welcome back Timbuk :).  I saw you eyeing up the Newent thread the other day, you gonna show yer face?  You can bring your boyfriend - I hear Big Winston isn't too shy ;D

If i brought Big Winston, the campsite would empty, well Daz would probably stay, try anything once him  ;D ;D
Oh, I'm not sure Timbuk...  ...I know that Elite Pete will be queue jumping to the front....

We could get a bit of a daisy chain going ::) ;D
I'll join in with the ladies' chain, if thats all the same ;D

Have you no sense of adventure Jammie :D
I took one hard up the arse 2 weeks ago, and from a woman :o, and I'm still in a physical mess now  :-[.

It's amazing how realistic strap-on's are these days, or so Pete told me anyway. ::) ;D
Hers was bigger than mine that day.  But is was -6C.  The Police were called to tidy up afterwards, and an ambulance was required for the aftermath...
Title: Re: Timbuk
Post by: Gaffers on 16 February 2012, 20:20:30
I was thinking more like a "Chatwins Donut" youth ;D

Not many on here who will fully understand that one potter :y
Title: Re: Timbuk
Post by: Tony H on 16 February 2012, 20:31:19
Good to see you back in the fold Timbuck, :y take no notice about the gibes re: big Whinston there all jelouse  ::)