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[dave the builder]

It is only the over 70’s , locked down at home anyway, That don’t have a smart phone. Everyone else has one. Young people are born with one welded to their hand.

I won't be downloading anything that the government have cobbled together.

               Neither will I!

not sure how track and trace will work in Welsh land 

signal has been pants when i've visited my sister (Anglesey),though it's been years .

do all the sheep have smart phones anyway  Rae ? 

[Raeturbo]

I won’t allow any of my harem to own them especially in this pandemic, we’re missing each other terribly though due to the social distancing 👀😭🐑

[dave the builder]

I won’t allow any of my harem to own them especially in this pandemic, we’re missing each other terribly though due to the social distancing 👀😭🐑

oh well, ewe will be back together soon 

in the mean time clicky

[Raeturbo]

Ha ha what about this .....  https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/robot-sheep-dog-boston-dynamics-spot-robotics-a9526276.html?amp

[Raeturbo]

I could get that mapped too should make a monumental ride😂🎠❤️

[dave the builder]

I could get that mapped too should make a monumental ride😂🎠❤️

If you want a robot to sleep with get married 

[biggriffin]

Tin hat.on

So the Government have designed a track and trace app for smart phones, and they won't allow any other agencies access to the date,, Gchq will already be using the date from that app,  Unofficially because it's for national security..

[dave the builder]

Apple and Android Google where more than happy to offer help set up the APP ,
the Google version could probably see what you where having for dinner for the next week ahead and what your wearing 

the Apple version would probably charge you to find out if you'd been close to some Covid infested tramps

[STEMO]

I may catch the virus tomorrow. Lad has had an email to say he can go over and collect the rest of his stuff from uni. There'll be virus-ridden students everywhere 

[dave the builder]

Boil the lad in bleach ,and all his stuff before he comes back in the house 

oh , your driving 

erm ....

1: change your vote on the "have you had covid 19 " thread

2: pray

Best of luck Uncle Stemo 

[STEMO]

I'll wear my marigolds 

[Doctor Gollum]

I may catch the virus tomorrow. Lad has had an email to say he can go over and collect the rest of his stuff from uni. There'll be virus-ridden students everywhere 

Nowt more than they'd already contracted

[dave the builder]

I'll wear my marigolds 

Over your head 
your hands will be fine if you don't touch ANYTHING 

[Raeturbo]

I could get that mapped too should make a monumental ride😂🎠❤️

If you want a robot to sleep with get married 

               Fine advice to someone with five great grandchildren

[STEMO]

I may catch the virus tomorrow. Lad has had an email to say he can go over and collect the rest of his stuff from uni. There'll be virus-ridden students everywhere 

Made it back, place was virtually deserted. House is full of his crap now.