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[dave the builder]

I may catch the virus tomorrow. Lad has had an email to say he can go over and collect the rest of his stuff from uni. There'll be virus-ridden students everywhere 

Made it back, place was virtually deserted. House is full of his crap now.

Takes a few days for the cough to develop
the Diesel fumes will have killed all your taste buds anyway so lack of taste and smell is not necessarily Covid related
a nice cup of Yorkshire tea should see it all good 

[Rangie]

Can you not inject disenfectant directly into your bloodstream,I believe someone thought this was a good idea can't remember who..😃😄😀

[STEMO]

Can you not inject disenfectant directly into your bloodstream,I believe someone thought this was a good idea can't remember who..😃😄😀

I prefer neat alcohol.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

That might work. Donald is teetotal so he wouldn't know about that.

[Sir Tigger KC]

I may catch the virus tomorrow. Lad has had an email to say he can go over and collect the rest of his stuff from uni. There'll be virus-ridden students everywhere 

Made it back, place was virtually deserted. House is full of his infected crap now.

Fixed that for you Uncle STEMO. 

[STEMO]

I may catch the virus tomorrow. Lad has had an email to say he can go over and collect the rest of his stuff from uni. There'll be virus-ridden students everywhere 

Made it back, place was virtually deserted. House is full of his infected crap now.

Fixed that for you Uncle STEMO. 

Students stuff is always infected. I asked him to go and get his plates and stuff from the kitchen, you know, the stuff he actually eats off. I wouldn't fickin eat off it, gave the dishwasher indigestion 

[Sir Tigger KC]

I may catch the virus tomorrow. Lad has had an email to say he can go over and collect the rest of his stuff from uni. There'll be virus-ridden students everywhere 

Made it back, place was virtually deserted. House is full of his infected crap now.

Fixed that for you Uncle STEMO. 

Students stuff is always infected. I asked him to go and get his plates and stuff from the kitchen, you know, the stuff he actually eats off. I wouldn't fickin eat off it, gave the dishwasher indigestion 

Well lets hope that his crusty old t shirts don't get the washing machine pregnant! 

[STEMO]

I may catch the virus tomorrow. Lad has had an email to say he can go over and collect the rest of his stuff from uni. There'll be virus-ridden students everywhere 

Made it back, place was virtually deserted. House is full of his infected crap now.

Fixed that for you Uncle STEMO. 

Students stuff is always infected. I asked him to go and get his plates and stuff from the kitchen, you know, the stuff he actually eats off. I wouldn't fickin eat off it, gave the dishwasher indigestion 

Well lets hope that his crusty old t shirts don't get the washing machine pregnant! 

I'm cutting his hair tomorrow. Tee hee 

[Sir Tigger KC]

I may catch the virus tomorrow. Lad has had an email to say he can go over and collect the rest of his stuff from uni. There'll be virus-ridden students everywhere 

Made it back, place was virtually deserted. House is full of his infected crap now.

Fixed that for you Uncle STEMO. 

Students stuff is always infected. I asked him to go and get his plates and stuff from the kitchen, you know, the stuff he actually eats off. I wouldn't fickin eat off it, gave the dishwasher indigestion 

Well lets hope that his crusty old t shirts don't get the washing machine pregnant! 

I'm cutting his hair tomorrow. Tee hee 

My Dad cut my hair once when I was a nipper with the kitchen sissors and a colander! 

My Mum went nuts and dragged me straight off to a hairdresser friend.  He never attempted that again! 

[STEMO]

I used to cut his all the time when he was little, he hated the barbers. He didn't know any better then, but I don't think he'd appreciate an uneven number 4 now 

[Raeturbo]

Ha ha, I cut my grandsons hair when he was five it was a bit thick so I was using the clippers on and off with a number two... but I forgot I had it off on the final run and put a trough through the middle of his head I put my hand over it as I felt I hadn’t done it until I took my hand off is mum my sons wife was mortified  : and I had been asking if I could cut it for ages before that........ Not good

[Andy B]

I wonder if they had 'social distancing' after the Spanish Flu epidemic ..... 

[STEMO]

I wonder if they had 'social distancing' after the Spanish Flu epidemic ..... 

Naturally, there weren't that many people left.

[Andy B]

I wonder if they had 'social distancing' after the Spanish Flu epidemic ..... 

Naturally, there weren't that many people left.

True .... 
At sme stage we're all just going to get on with life. People & the country need to get going again. We've all been working as we did before so nothing much different, but those that have been sat at home not working with no money must be desperate to get back to work.

[dave the builder]

A few days ago the O.N.S estimate 1 in 20 have or have had Covid 19 (so have really because UK's stance on recovered is N/A )
sounds like a great reason to social distance to me
we still don't know the long term effects of Chinese Virus 
or indeed the long term effects of a vaccine IF one can be found