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Joke - this is quality!!
« on: 01 November 2006, 15:53:39 »

This hit my e-mail this afternoon and had me in stiches. Hope it doesn't upset our Chinese newbie :-?

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!" Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder,

"You Sign! You sign!"

Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face.

The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens itthe little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You
sign!"

Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Chinese man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.

The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign! You sign!" Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.

This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him: "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"

The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard and says:


(It's a beauty)


(wait for it)


(Get your best Chinese accent ready)


"You not Nissan Main Deala?"

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke - this is quality!!
« Reply #1 on: 01 November 2006, 16:01:47 »

pmsl  ;D  ;D  :y
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Re: Joke - this is quality!!
« Reply #2 on: 01 November 2006, 16:36:57 »

You pig Bob Dent!
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Re: Joke - this is quality!!
« Reply #3 on: 01 November 2006, 16:44:21 »

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You pig Bob Dent!

Methinks you got a problem mate >:(
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Re: Joke - this is quality!!
« Reply #4 on: 01 November 2006, 16:50:41 »

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You pig Bob Dent!

Methinks you got a problem mate >:(
Leave it to Bob to bring down international relations!  ;) ;D

Hey, how about giving Awantyourmommydead in Iran a call?   ;D ;D
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Re: Joke - this is quality!!
« Reply #5 on: 01 November 2006, 18:50:23 »

 :yClass ;D
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Re: Joke - this is quality!!
« Reply #6 on: 01 November 2006, 19:29:01 »

Nice on Bob :y
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Re: Joke - this is quality!!
« Reply #7 on: 01 November 2006, 19:35:04 »

Lol  ;D
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Re: Joke - this is quality!!
« Reply #8 on: 01 November 2006, 19:39:27 »

It's good  :y, seen it before though!
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Re: Joke - this is quality!!
« Reply #9 on: 01 November 2006, 19:48:45 »

Ha ha ha LOL ;D ;D ;D nice one :y
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« Reply #10 on: 01 November 2006, 21:00:01 »

The wife even broke into a grin with that one -  despite trying her hardest not to  :y
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« Reply #11 on: 01 November 2006, 21:29:50 »

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The wife even broke into a grin with that one -  despite trying her hardest not to  :y

 ;D
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Re: Joke - this is quality!!
« Reply #12 on: 01 November 2006, 21:31:53 »

Class ;) ;) ;)
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Re: Joke - this is quality!!
« Reply #13 on: 01 November 2006, 23:33:35 »

Like It ;D
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Re: Joke - this is quality!!
« Reply #14 on: 02 November 2006, 00:00:59 »

Quality joke. Had me in stitches at work too!  :y

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You pig Bob Dent!

Says the guy who can't spell Shanghai!

I hear Ikea sell senses of humour in flatpacks these days. Didn't know they were that bad though!   ::)
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