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[STEMO]

Just been to asda to pick up a few bits, as I do most days. A young lady approached me and asked if she could have a word. Only too keen, l followed her to a private corner........where she told me I had walked out on Monday without paying for my shopping 

She was sure it was an accident as I go there most days. She showed me the receipt and it was indeed my shop. I apologised profusely and paid up. 

I'm sure she knew I hadn't done it on purpose but, the more I spoke, the more my accent made her suspicious, so I beat a hasty retreat 

I'll feel like I'm being watched now. 

[henryd]

Always new you were a dodgy bugger

[Sir Tigger KC]

Just been to asda to pick up a few bits, as I do most days. A young lady approached me and asked if she could have a word. Only too keen, l followed her to a private corner........where she told me I had walked out on Monday without paying for my shopping 

She was sure it was an accident as I go there most days. She showed me the receipt and it was indeed my shop. I apologised profusely and paid up. 

I'm sure she knew I hadn't done it on purpose but, the more I spoke, the more my accent made her suspicious, so I beat a hasty retreat 

I'll feel like I'm being watched now. 

You are indeed a dodgy bugger!    But if you walked out without paying, where and how did she get a receipt? 

[henryd]

Just been to asda to pick up a few bits, as I do most days. A young lady approached me and asked if she could have a word. Only too keen, l followed her to a private corner........where she told me I had walked out on Monday without paying for my shopping 

She was sure it was an accident as I go there most days. She showed me the receipt and it was indeed my shop. I apologised profusely and paid up. 

I'm sure she knew I hadn't done it on purpose but, the more I spoke, the more my accent made her suspicious, so I beat a hasty retreat 

I'll feel like I'm being watched now. 

You are indeed a dodgy bugger!    But if you walked out without paying, where and how did she get a receipt? 

Police probably let her keep a copy

[STEMO]

Just been to asda to pick up a few bits, as I do most days. A young lady approached me and asked if she could have a word. Only too keen, l followed her to a private corner........where she told me I had walked out on Monday without paying for my shopping 

She was sure it was an accident as I go there most days. She showed me the receipt and it was indeed my shop. I apologised profusely and paid up. 

I'm sure she knew I hadn't done it on purpose but, the more I spoke, the more my accent made her suspicious, so I beat a hasty retreat 

I'll feel like I'm being watched now. 

You are indeed a dodgy bugger!    But if you walked out without paying, where and how did she get a receipt? 

Every till is self serve, they can do all sorts with them. There is a bank of screens behind the counter, showing what each till is doing and each one is on camera.
Did you think they still use 'open all hours' tills, Tigger? 

[STEMO]

Don't tell Opti about this thread, he'll have no sympathy for me and may even call me a thieving barsteward. 

[Lagondanet]

Don't worry. I usually pay and then walk out without my shopping. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Just been to asda to pick up a few bits, as I do most days. A young lady approached me and asked if she could have a word. Only too keen, l followed her to a private corner........where she told me I had walked out on Monday without paying for my shopping 

She was sure it was an accident as I go there most days. She showed me the receipt and it was indeed my shop. I apologised profusely and paid up. 

I'm sure she knew I hadn't done it on purpose but, the more I spoke, the more my accent made her suspicious, so I beat a hasty retreat 

I'll feel like I'm being watched now. 

Check out regional accents on the internet and you'll find that Liverpool/scouse is the least trusted.\

Apparently Edinburgh or 'educated scots'  is the most trusted which is why it is often used to sell financial products.

[STEMO]

Just been to asda to pick up a few bits, as I do most days. A young lady approached me and asked if she could have a word. Only too keen, l followed her to a private corner........where she told me I had walked out on Monday without paying for my shopping 

She was sure it was an accident as I go there most days. She showed me the receipt and it was indeed my shop. I apologised profusely and paid up. 

I'm sure she knew I hadn't done it on purpose but, the more I spoke, the more my accent made her suspicious, so I beat a hasty retreat 

I'll feel like I'm being watched now. 

Check out regional accents on the internet and you'll find that Liverpool/scouse is the least trusted.\

Apparently Edinburgh or 'educated scots'  is the most trusted which is why it is often used to sell financial products.

Is that it? Could've been much worse 

[Shackeng]

Just been to asda to pick up a few bits, as I do most days. A young lady approached me and asked if she could have a word. Only too keen, l followed her to a private corner........where she told me I had walked out on Monday without paying for my shopping 

She was sure it was an accident as I go there most days. She showed me the receipt and it was indeed my shop. I apologised profusely and paid up. 

I'm sure she knew I hadn't done it on purpose but, the more I spoke, the more my accent made her suspicious, so I beat a hasty retreat 

I'll feel like I'm being watched now. 

Someone has to keep up the Scouse image Steve.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Just been to asda to pick up a few bits, as I do most days. A young lady approached me and asked if she could have a word. Only too keen, l followed her to a private corner........where she told me I had walked out on Monday without paying for my shopping 

She was sure it was an accident as I go there most days. She showed me the receipt and it was indeed my shop. I apologised profusely and paid up. 

I'm sure she knew I hadn't done it on purpose but, the more I spoke, the more my accent made her suspicious, so I beat a hasty retreat 

I'll feel like I'm being watched now. 

You are indeed a dodgy bugger!    But if you walked out without paying, where and how did she get a receipt? 

Every till is self serve, they can do all sorts with them. There is a bank of screens behind the counter, showing what each till is doing and each one is on camera.
Did you think they still use 'open all hours' tills, Tigger? 

I didn't realise you'd scanned everything as you didn't mention anything about the checkout.    I just assumed that you filled up your 'Bag For Life' and walked out! 

[STEMO]

Just been to asda to pick up a few bits, as I do most days. A young lady approached me and asked if she could have a word. Only too keen, l followed her to a private corner........where she told me I had walked out on Monday without paying for my shopping 

She was sure it was an accident as I go there most days. She showed me the receipt and it was indeed my shop. I apologised profusely and paid up. 

I'm sure she knew I hadn't done it on purpose but, the more I spoke, the more my accent made her suspicious, so I beat a hasty retreat 

I'll feel like I'm being watched now. 

You are indeed a dodgy bugger!    But if you walked out without paying, where and how did she get a receipt? 

Every till is self serve, they can do all sorts with them. There is a bank of screens behind the counter, showing what each till is doing and each one is on camera.
Did you think they still use 'open all hours' tills, Tigger? 

I didn't realise you'd scanned everything as you didn't mention anything about the checkout.    I just assumed that you filled up your 'Bag For Life' and walked out! 

You just assumed? Glad you're not on the bench.   

[Sir Tigger KC]

Just been to asda to pick up a few bits, as I do most days. A young lady approached me and asked if she could have a word. Only too keen, l followed her to a private corner........where she told me I had walked out on Monday without paying for my shopping 

She was sure it was an accident as I go there most days. She showed me the receipt and it was indeed my shop. I apologised profusely and paid up. 

I'm sure she knew I hadn't done it on purpose but, the more I spoke, the more my accent made her suspicious, so I beat a hasty retreat 

I'll feel like I'm being watched now. 

You are indeed a dodgy bugger!    But if you walked out without paying, where and how did she get a receipt? 

Every till is self serve, they can do all sorts with them. There is a bank of screens behind the counter, showing what each till is doing and each one is on camera.
Did you think they still use 'open all hours' tills, Tigger? 

I didn't realise you'd scanned everything as you didn't mention anything about the checkout.    I just assumed that you filled up your 'Bag For Life' and walked out! 

You just assumed? Glad you're not on the bench.   

It's a reasonable assumption. 

[zirk]

Just been to asda to pick up a few bits, as I do most days. A young lady approached me and asked if she could have a word. Only too keen, l followed her to a private corner........where she told me I had walked out on Monday without paying for my shopping 

She was sure it was an accident as I go there most days. She showed me the receipt and it was indeed my shop. I apologised profusely and paid up. 

I'm sure she knew I hadn't done it on purpose but, the more I spoke, the more my accent made her suspicious, so I beat a hasty retreat 

I'll feel like I'm being watched now. 

FFS, Ive heard it all now, 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I just can't imagine Steve leaving the shop without paying. It just doesn't sound like something a scouser would do.