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[TheBoy]

So, as in my experience, and male trolley dolly equivalents set off my gaydar, is Dr Gollum trying to tell us something....?

[LC0112G]

So, as in my experience, and male trolley dolly equivalents set off my gaydar, is Dr Gollum trying to tell us something....?

AIUI there are two sorts of male trolley dollies. Serial shaggers and cocoa shunters. AFAIK I've never met DG and I hate to make assumptions.

[Varche]

Cocoa shunters never heard that before !

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

If he is, he doesnt bang on about it and try and take offence where none is intended - so who cares ? 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Cocoa shunters never heard that before !

Presumably it is similar to fudge packer.

[Doctor Gollum]

Be what you want to be... Personally, I growl at badgers

Although in my group of 23, there a seven blokes. I would be surprised if more than two of us are straight.

[Doctor Gollum]

Cocoa shunters never heard that before !

Presumably it is similar to fudge packer.

I was going to add iPhone users, but remembered that I have been issued one

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Be what you want to be... Personally, I growl at badgers

Although in my group of 23, there a seven blokes. I would be surprised if more than two of us are straight.

The bloke in the Virgin advert looks just a little bit camp.

[LC0112G]

Cocoa shunters never heard that before !

Can't claim credit for it myself. Many years ago I bought a copy of Viz magazine. Included in it was a copy of Roger's Profanisaurus.

https://archive.org/stream/RogersProfanisaurusPreviouslyKnownAsSwearyMarysDictionaryOfFilth/Roger%27s%20Profanisaurus%20previously%20known%20as%20Sweary%20Mary%27s%20Dictionary%20of%20Filth_djvu.txt

[LC0112G]

Although in my group of 23, there a seven blokes. I would be surprised if more than two of us are straight.

Are you being discriminatory by excluding the girlies from your statement, or are you saying that of the 16 girlies in your group all (bar perhaps 1) are carpet munchers?

[Doctor Gollum]

Although in my group of 23, there a seven blokes. I would be surprised if more than two of us are straight.

Are you being discriminatory by excluding the girlies from your statement, or are you saying that of the 16 girlies in your group all (bar perhaps 1) are carpet munchers?

There may be a couple, but far be it for me to judge...

[johnnydog]

Cocoa shunters never heard that before !

Can't claim credit for it myself. Many years ago I bought a copy of Viz magazine. Included in it was a copy of Roger's Profanisaurus.

https://archive.org/stream/RogersProfanisaurusPreviouslyKnownAsSwearyMarysDictionaryOfFilth/Roger%27s%20Profanisaurus%20previously%20known%20as%20Sweary%20Mary%27s%20Dictionary%20of%20Filth_djvu.txt

Not wanting to fuel a debate about the various name references , but also known as 'chutney ferrets'?

[Raeturbo]

Not to mention,  tail gunners 💩

[ronnyd]

'fudge nudger
turd burgler
The list is endless. 

[Andy B]

'fudge nudger
turd burgler
The list is endless. 

shirt lifters
Brown hatters ....

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Arse bandit.

[Raeturbo]

Chi chi man 

[Sir Tigger KC]

OMG you lot of old dinosaurs will have the Diversity Woke Police knocking on your doors saying things like that! 

[johnnydog]

Taking a stroll up Bourneville Boulevard....?

[Doctor Gollum]

OMG you lot of old dinosaurs will have the Diversity Woke Police knocking on your doors saying things like that! 

Has Queenie moved to Darzet? 

[TheBoy]

Taking a stroll up Bourneville Boulevard....?

Then first left into Cadbury Alley.

[TheBoy]

Be what you want to be...

Exactly.

I have a fair few gay mates, hence a finely tuned Gaydar, and gay pubs and clubs are usually a good, fun night out, if you're not on the pull that is

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

And dont get too pissed. Wake up in the morning thinking " those 10 pints of Guinness I drunk last night have given me a really sore arse for some reason". 

[countrywoman]

Makes me think of the line from the film Evolution , I need an ice lolly, what flavour ?, I dont care its for my arse!!

[Rangie]

Quite a few gay officers in HMPS of both sexes , one female I worked alongside was the hardest bitch I've ever met saw her reduce one prisoner to tears whilst performing a perfect arm lock on him.

[Lizzie Zoom]

Be what you want to be….

Yes indeed DG

As I have said so many times on this Forum, and in real life, why bother about something that does not affect you personally but gives those within the “Diverse” bracket a freedom to be who they are and not having to conform to what others believe is ‘normal’.

Live and let live!

[Raeturbo]

I’ll go 50/50 on that Liz, live and let live indeed,  but it’s not normal👍

[Lizzie Zoom]

I’ll go 50/50 on that Liz, live and let live indeed,  but it’s not normal👍

One day it will be……………..after mankind has finally stopped waging war!

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I’ll go 50/50 on that Liz, live and let live indeed,  but it’s not normal👍

One day it will be……………..after mankind has finally stopped waging war!

Even if it is seen as normal it can never be natural. By natural I mean as designed by nature through the process of evolution.

[Raeturbo]

It is impossible to be normal there are only two sexes male female the end.

[TheBoy]

And dont get too pissed. Wake up in the morning thinking " those 10 pints of Guinness I drunk last night have given me a really sore arse for some reason". 

In my experience, gay people have pretty finely tuned gaydars, so won't come on to straight people like that.  Although, to quote one of my mates with said sexual orientation, he will often point somebody out and tell me that that guy is gay, he just hasn't realised yet

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

And dont get too pissed. Wake up in the morning thinking " those 10 pints of Guinness I drunk last night have given me a really sore arse for some reason". 

In my experience, gay people have pretty finely tuned gaydars, so won't come on to straight people like that.  Although, to quote one of my mates with said sexual orientation, he will often point somebody out and tell me that that guy is gay, he just hasn't realised yet

I remember as a 7 or 8 year old a boy of 9 or 10 asking me " hey kid, do you know what a poofter  is"

I didn't quite know....but said something along the lines of a " it's a man who says "Ooooh ducky....or hello sailor"

I thought they just minced about.

[STEMO]

And dont get too pissed. Wake up in the morning thinking " those 10 pints of Guinness I drunk last night have given me a really sore arse for some reason". 

In my experience, gay people have pretty finely tuned gaydars, so won't come on to straight people like that.  Although, to quote one of my mates with said sexual orientation, he will often point somebody out and tell me that that guy is gay, he just hasn't realised yet

I remember as a 7 or 8 year old a boy of 9 or 10 asking me " hey kid, do you know what a poofter  is"

I didn't quite know....but said something along the lines of a " it's a man who says "Ooooh ducky....or hello sailor"

I thought they just minced about.

These days an eight year old would give you chapter and verse.