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Re: Time for me to be abused
« Reply #30 on: 07 November 2020, 20:00:39 »

I told her that she should get a charger at work, thus encouraging the staff to go 'green'. Then put a lockable post in front of it with 'HEADTEACHER PARKING' written on it.
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« Reply #31 on: 07 November 2020, 20:02:02 »

I would go Japanese over the Merc every time. Doesnt the A class have a poor reputation for reliability ?  :-\
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Re: Time for me to be abused
« Reply #32 on: 07 November 2020, 20:02:39 »

I told her that she should get a charger at work, thus encouraging the staff to go 'green'. Then put a lockable post in front of it with 'HEADTEACHER PARKING' written on it.

Too right. No point having a bit of power if you cant abuse it.  :y ;D
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« Reply #33 on: 07 November 2020, 20:04:01 »

Our old neighbour had a brand new A class a couple of years ago she didn't like it at all, swopped it for a Honda Civic which she loves . I drove the A class a few times liked it apart from the stop start nonsense but I switched it off, surprised at how quick it was.
It's probably going to be one of those two, but the downside with the civic is that it's glacially slow with the diesel/auto combination. A class 200d is quite acceptable.
I'm getting a headache now, so I'll stop.
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Re: Time for me to be abused
« Reply #34 on: 07 November 2020, 20:05:43 »

I would go Japanese over the Merc every time. Doesnt the A class have a poor reputation for reliability ? :-\

C'mon Albs women don't care about that sort of thing and Uncle STEMO will get whatever car she tells him to.  ;D
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Re: Time for me to be abused
« Reply #35 on: 07 November 2020, 20:05:45 »

I would go Japanese over the Merc every time. Doesnt the A class have a poor reputation for reliability ?  :-\
Haven't picked that up from reading about them, and there's plenty about.
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« Reply #36 on: 07 November 2020, 20:06:15 »

I would go Japanese over the Merc every time. Doesnt the A class have a poor reputation for reliability ? :-\

C'mon Albs women don't care about that sort of thing and Uncle STEMO will get whatever car she tells him to.  ;D
Ermmmm.....probably.  ;D
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Re: Time for me to be abused
« Reply #37 on: 07 November 2020, 20:07:29 »

I think she's going to go for the A class. Nice enough looking car, and well proven, but I've read that they're a bit tight on room. We'll see.
Fundamentally a Clit underneath. much as it pains me to admit it :-\

Ok, the diseasal is a Clit lump... The rest of the car should feel better screwed together.

£15k buys a lot of choice :y
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« Reply #38 on: 07 November 2020, 20:09:59 »

I think she's going to go for the A class. Nice enough looking car, and well proven, but I've read that they're a bit tight on room. We'll see.
Fundamentally a Clit underneath. much as it pains me to admit it :-\

Ok, the diseasal is a Clit lump... The rest of the car should feel better screwed together.

£15k buys a lot of choice :y
Yeah, I read the 1.5 is a Renault dci, same as in her captur. But the larger diesel isn't Renault.
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« Reply #39 on: 07 November 2020, 20:18:16 »

Its a relatively nippy little engine in the Renault but its made from plastic and cardboard, so weighs three fifths of far call.
A class probably weighs a bit more ?
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« Reply #40 on: 07 November 2020, 20:23:22 »

I think she's going to go for the A class. Nice enough looking car, and well proven, but I've read that they're a bit tight on room. We'll see.
Fundamentally a Clit underneath. much as it pains me to admit it :-\

Ok, the diseasal is a Clit lump... The rest of the car should feel better screwed together.

£15k buys a lot of choice :y
Yeah, I read the 1.5 is a Renault dci, same as in her captur. But the larger diesel isn't Renault.
Buy that one then :D
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Re: Time for me to be abused
« Reply #41 on: 07 November 2020, 20:23:39 »

Its a relatively nippy little engine in the Renault but its made from plastic and cardboard, so weighs three fifths of far call.
A class probably weighs a bit more ?
Nowt wrong with the Renault 1.5dci, despite it being French, but it's probably been fettled in the A class. The engine in my astra is a fiat, believe it or not, although it probably bears little resemblance to the original. Why develop a new engine when you can buy one off the shelf, alter the characteristics, and stick your own peripherals on it?
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Re: Time for me to be abused
« Reply #42 on: 07 November 2020, 20:25:58 »

Dont worry about all that. Buy her an electric car. I want to take the piss out of you for driving a milk float.  ;D
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Re: Time for me to be abused
« Reply #43 on: 07 November 2020, 20:28:13 »

Dont worry about all that. Buy her an electric car. I want to take the piss out of you for driving a milk float.  ;D
Like you, I'm going to keep my Vauxhall for ever. I've put 55,000 miles on it in just over three years and it's one of the very few cars I haven't tired of. There's nowt out there that could touch it for what I'd get for it.
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Re: Time for me to be abused
« Reply #44 on: 07 November 2020, 20:31:51 »

Live a little. Get a nice Boxster. I can then take the piss about geriatric hairdressers.  :P ;D
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