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[Sir Tigger KC]

I bet all you old codgers are happy to get a £18 a week rise in your State Pension? 

Lord Opti will be able to give the scullery maid a rise now!         

[STEMO]

I bet all you old codgers are happy to get a £18 a week rise in your State Pension? 

Lord Opti will be able to give the scullery maid a rise now!         

He'll give her something 

[ronnyd]

Can he get a raise these days? 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Can he get a raise these days? 

Morning wood, Ronny.

Perhaps you remember it from the 1960's when your mind drifted to Ena Sharples.

[Doctor Gollum]

Can he get a raise these days? 

Morning wood, Ronny.
Perhaps you remember it from the 1960's when your mind drifted to Ena Sharples.

Only in the morning?

You old people are so funny...

[ronnyd]

Can he get a raise these days? 

Morning wood, Ronny.

Perhaps you remember it from the 1960's when your mind drifted to Ena Sharples.

The face that sunk a thousand ships. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Can he get a raise these days? 

Morning wood, Ronny.

Perhaps you remember it from the 1960's when your mind drifted to Ena Sharples.

[highlight]The face that sunk a thousand ships[/highlight]. 

I suppose Ena was the northern version of Helen of Troy.

[STEMO]

Can he get a raise these days? 

Morning wood, Ronny.

Perhaps you remember it from the 1960's when your mind drifted to Ena Sharples.

[highlight]The face that sunk a thousand ships[/highlight]. 

I suppose Ena was the northern version of Helen of Troy.

She was a goer after a few milk stouts 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Can he get a raise these days? 

Morning wood, Ronny.

Perhaps you remember it from the 1960's when your mind drifted to Ena Sharples.

There was an amusing article the other day about old women getting pissed off with their old men taking viagra and constantly trying to get their leg over! 

One old fella they interviewed was in his nineties!    Fair play.   

[Doctor Gollum]

Can he get a raise these days? 

Morning wood, Ronny.

Perhaps you remember it from the 1960's when your mind drifted to Ena Sharples.

There was an amusing article the other day about old women getting pissed off with their old men taking viagra and constantly trying to get their leg over! 

One old fella they interviewed was in his nineties!    Fair play.   

If it gets the job done, is it wrong?

[Rangie]

I bet all you old codgers are happy to get a £18 a week rise in your State Pension? 

Lord Opti will be able to give the scullery maid a rise now!         

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That's about another 4 pints a week then 🍺🍺🍺🍺 😁

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Can he get a raise these days? 

Morning wood, Ronny.

Perhaps you remember it from the 1960's when your mind drifted to Ena Sharples.

There was an amusing article the other day about old women getting pissed off with their old men taking viagra and constantly trying to get their leg over! 

One old fella they interviewed was in his nineties!    Fair play.   

Seems a shame to waste their new found youth on a dry crusty fanny.

Old men can have women in their prime if they are willing to  play (and able to pay ) sugar daddy.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Can he get a raise these days? 

Morning wood, Ronny.

Perhaps you remember it from the 1960's when your mind drifted to Ena Sharples.

There was an amusing article the other day about old women getting pissed off with their old men taking viagra and constantly trying to get their leg over! 

One old fella they interviewed was in his nineties!    Fair play.   

Seems a shame to waste their new found youth on a dry crusty fanny.

Old men can have women in their prime if they are willing to  play (and able to pay ) sugar daddy.

There speaks the voice of experience?