The ice caps are melting,or not,
Christmas Day will be sunny and hot,
The economy's going down the pan,
Got some spare change,government man,
We gambled and lost,your money, not ours,
So down on your knees and get on all fours,
While the banks do us from behind for greed,
Who's that,he looks funny and odd,
Gonna give the police the nod,
Down the phone,'He's a terrorist', I howl.
'He is, he is, cos rite,on his head is a towel',
He's got 3 cars,2 Mercs and Range Rover,
Now theres a benefit scrounger,
Lock 'em up, throw away the key,
Build more prisons, but not near me,
In my day bad things never occurred,
Or more likely,I just never heard,
Trouble is, they know their rights,
What's wrong with a curfew at nights,
Bring back hanging,the time is nigh,
Who cares if 1 innocent should die,
Ten thousand a day, we'll all get it now,
That lethal disease from a sow,
Phone the hot line,I'm gonna die,
A sore throat,a cough and my temps up high,
Just a cold, I very much doubt,
Unclean, unclean, no-ones to go out,
Saturday tomorrow,I can't wait,
My T.V.'ll be on at eight,
Soma for the masses,
I still would if Cheryl wore glasses,
Can't believe the Twins are still there,
Have you seen the state of their hair,
Back from the shops, look how much that cost,
But I'll vote 5 times so's my favourite isn't lost.
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