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Winter driving (not work or children safe)
« on: 01 January 2010, 12:13:52 »


 It happens to all of us...   
You're driving along
just minding your own business,
when all of a sudden -
 without any warning,
This Dick In A Truck
pulls out right in front of you.......
































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Re: Winter driving (not work or children safe)
« Reply #1 on: 01 January 2010, 12:17:46 »

Wouldn't want the wife sitting next to me if saw that!

I realise now that the picture wasn't taken in Gt. Yarmouth, but my first reaction was "Typical!". :) :) :)
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Re: Winter driving (not work or children safe)
« Reply #2 on: 01 January 2010, 12:18:57 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Winter driving (not work or children safe)
« Reply #3 on: 01 January 2010, 13:15:38 »

 :o :o :o ;D ;D .... thats a biggie  ;D
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Re: Winter driving (not work or children safe)
« Reply #4 on: 01 January 2010, 14:36:23 »

He'll have to be careful on the corners, or his dick will fall off.
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Re: Winter driving (not work or children safe)
« Reply #5 on: 01 January 2010, 14:50:48 »

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He'll have to be careful on the corners, or his dick will fall off.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Winter driving (not work or children safe)
« Reply #6 on: 01 January 2010, 16:08:43 »

What a whopper  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Winter driving (not work or children safe)
« Reply #7 on: 01 January 2010, 16:42:14 »

 :y LMHO ;D ;D ;D
I bet it suffers from a bad case of "brewers droop" when it begins to thaw out ::)
« Last Edit: 01 January 2010, 16:44:27 by Tony_H »
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Re: Winter driving (not work or children safe)
« Reply #8 on: 01 January 2010, 17:14:46 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Winter driving (not work or children safe)
« Reply #9 on: 01 January 2010, 19:39:17 »

frozen stiffy ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Winter driving (not work or children safe)
« Reply #10 on: 01 January 2010, 22:39:40 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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