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Re: Laptop won't start.
« Reply #45 on: 05 July 2021, 19:00:19 »

Trouble with all that Lizzie is that HP will probably want to examine the laptop and then they'll find it's all the porn site malware that's causing the problem.  ::)  ;D
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Re: Laptop won't start.
« Reply #46 on: 05 July 2021, 20:18:58 »

Trouble with all that Lizzie is that HP will probably want to examine the laptop and then they'll find it's all the porn site malware that's causing the problem.  ::)  ;D

You speak from experience. :)
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Re: Laptop won't start.
« Reply #47 on: 06 July 2021, 01:17:35 »

Trouble with all that Lizzie is that HP will probably want to examine the laptop and then they'll find it's all the porn site malware that's causing the problem.  ::)  ;D

You speak from experience. :)

Not really M'lud as I have decent anti malware software on my laptop, so I never get these problems.  :)
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Re: Laptop won't start.
« Reply #48 on: 06 July 2021, 12:19:44 »

According to the spammer who emails me daily asking for a couple of bitcoins, I have so much porn on my PC, and a magic* webcam he can turn on.


*magic in that I dont have one ;D
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Re: Laptop won't start.
« Reply #49 on: 06 July 2021, 12:34:22 »

Trouble with all that Lizzie is that HP will probably want to examine the laptop and then they'll find it's all the porn site malware that's causing the problem.  ::)  ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Laptop won't start.
« Reply #50 on: 06 July 2021, 21:17:44 »

According to the spammer who emails me daily asking for a couple of bitcoins, I have so much porn on my PC, and a magic* webcam he can turn on.


*magic in that I dont have one ;D
I've had this one a couple's of times, claiming they have videos of bashing the bishop. I nearly sent them the bitcoin, they'd need the money for therapy.
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