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[dad1uk]

If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have £49.00 today

If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in AIG insurance company one year ago, you would have £33.00 today.


If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers five years ago, you would have nothing today.

If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Northern Rock three years ago, you would have nothing today



But, if you had purchased £1,000 worth of beer one year ago at Tesco's, drunk all the beer, then taken the aluminium cans to the scrap metal dealer, you would have received £214.00.



Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.


A recent study found that the average Briton walks about 900 miles a year.



Another study found that Britons drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.



That means that, on average, Britons get about 41 miles to the gallon!



Makes you proud to be British.

[jonny2112]

 

[Vamps]

Like it......

[feeutfo]

Alchaholic logic

[b4ndit]

Nice

[Plomien]

I do like that logic

[Johnny English]

That means that, on average, Britons get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you proud to be British.

Really economical consumption...  ... but it would sound better if your producing was a gallon/41 miles...

 

[The Red Baron]

im deff gallons to the mile @ around 160 gals a year.

[dad1uk]

im deff gallons to the mile @ around 160 gals a year.

Sounds good to me

[Del Boy]

 

[waspy]

  That made me chuckle