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General Discussion Area / Re: How fitting do you think peoples user names are?
« on: 04 April 2008, 13:08:20 »
Hmmm Gaffers tends to imply some kind of boss but I am only the 2nd in Command of my Squadron...... 
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General Discussion Area / Re: What's the worst car you've ever had
« on: 03 April 2008, 20:13:54 »
I learn to drive in a BSM vauxhall corsa, the very first model. Hated it with a passion. In corners it rolled more than a cheap hooker in the hay.....
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General Discussion Area / Re: No Hot Water or Heating
« on: 04 April 2008, 12:53:47 »
Notice how no one reckonned you did the sensible thing and call a plumber.....
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General Discussion Area / Re: Hand on Heart
« on: 03 April 2008, 23:09:49 »Quote
Face it Maggie... 'Pikey Wagons for Weekend Pikeys' are crap!
Just because you have been daft enough to buy one then keep it is your own fault mate....
Everyone will stop laughing at you soon
For once I agree with Loo Poo .... :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/
Do the right thing and sell it and buy a small yacht
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General Discussion Area / Re: Hand on Heart
« on: 03 April 2008, 22:45:46 »Quote
Thats it.........the c-van is up for sale now you tinkers.....
You're cured my son
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General Discussion Area / Re: Hand on Heart
« on: 03 April 2008, 22:35:29 »Quote
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuotespend my friday afternoons trudging down the A303 back from london to Devon.
Now there are some Pikey pullers who show some level of thought, they pull over if the queue gets too long behind them, that sort of thing, but christ there are some real fricking knob jockeys out there at this time of the year through to Sept.....
It would appear that the moment they attach the pikey wagon to the back of the car they have a frontal labotomy, what little is left of the brain they had is then kept in the cool box in the wagon, they then take to the roads driving like a tit.
BUT.....and this is the best bit....before loading up the trusty workhorse of a car with the family, clothes for every eventuality and the aformentioned wobbly box, the overall weight of the car has now nearly doubled and they have neglected to carry out some basic servicing so halfway to their destination the bloody car gives up the ghost in a cloud of steam/smoke or possibly even both, normally on a busy A road with half the population of that county sat behind them, many of whom are now boiling up themselves.
if i appear to be marginally frustrated by the sight of wobbly boxes on the road is because most of the time i am
sorry, i'll get back in me corner now
Tuff old world.....there here to stay.......and thats a fact.....there is more knob jockeys out there driving just cars...you will always find people pick on the minority when they need to blame something or someone.........the amount of traffic in the country...........pikey wagons dont even count for a minute portion of the traffic jams.....if any at all on motorways.................
Oooooooo, getting all serious now are we
Has anyone seen miggy's teddy bear? Last seen leaving pram!!!
and you can shut up............go and rather shoot someone.
lol... and I wasnt even aiming for the bullseye.
You look like you need some diazapam to calm you down mate!!
Remeber, I'm a medic 8-)
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General Discussion Area / Re: Hand on Heart
« on: 03 April 2008, 22:27:01 »Quote
QuoteQuotespend my friday afternoons trudging down the A303 back from london to Devon.
Now there are some Pikey pullers who show some level of thought, they pull over if the queue gets too long behind them, that sort of thing, but christ there are some real fricking knob jockeys out there at this time of the year through to Sept.....
It would appear that the moment they attach the pikey wagon to the back of the car they have a frontal labotomy, what little is left of the brain they had is then kept in the cool box in the wagon, they then take to the roads driving like a tit.
BUT.....and this is the best bit....before loading up the trusty workhorse of a car with the family, clothes for every eventuality and the aformentioned wobbly box, the overall weight of the car has now nearly doubled and they have neglected to carry out some basic servicing so halfway to their destination the bloody car gives up the ghost in a cloud of steam/smoke or possibly even both, normally on a busy A road with half the population of that county sat behind them, many of whom are now boiling up themselves.
if i appear to be marginally frustrated by the sight of wobbly boxes on the road is because most of the time i am
sorry, i'll get back in me corner now
Tuff old world.....there here to stay.......and thats a fact.....there is more knob jockeys out there driving just cars...you will always find people pick on the minority when they need to blame something or someone.........the amount of traffic in the country...........pikey wagons dont even count for a minute portion of the traffic jams.....if any at all on motorways.................
Oooooooo, getting all serious now are we
Has anyone seen miggy's teddy bear? Last seen leaving pram!!!
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General Discussion Area / Re: Hand on Heart
« on: 03 April 2008, 22:22:30 »Quote
QuoteMarie i think Turbo Timex was actually talkin about you........ I could not believe it........ damned right rude I say..... In fact I think he deserves a jolly good thrashing at the next meet for such things
if i bend over you can kiss may as* to if you like with all this grovellin.
just kiddin
Loo Poo just PM'd me to say it was a nice big backside....
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General Discussion Area / Re: The question
« on: 03 April 2008, 20:01:08 »Quote
QuoteYou did do the right thing, I am sure you will have instilled common sense into her in the last 19 years and so its now time for her to try her own judgement.
I left home just as I turned 19 and went to Uni.....and DAM did I have a great time with some 19 year old girls....
tell us more marie
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General Discussion Area / Re: DONT rather BELIVE IT
« on: 03 April 2008, 18:14:54 »
Such incidents are now classed as hit and run.... shes in the poop 
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General Discussion Area / Re: Child hood toys
« on: 02 April 2008, 22:15:38 »Quote
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteTCR, but it never ever worked properlytry this
Dont think they have a little red van though.
Closest I could see for Timbuk was this:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Scalextric-SCOOBY-DOO-The-Mystery-Machine-Van-Car_W0QQitemZ360037921615QQihZ023QQcategoryZ4781QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
And you can break off too
PMSL
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General Discussion Area / Re: who was it?
« on: 03 April 2008, 18:32:04 »
Wait wasn't that the scaffolding that the Chief Constable used to show how easy it was to break into the HQ?
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General Discussion Area / One for the ladies .....
« on: 03 April 2008, 18:30:15 »
This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company Procter and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. It’s PC Magazine’s 2007 editors’ choice for best webmail-award-winning letter.
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Dear Mr. Thatcher,
I have been a loyal user of your ‘Always’ maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I’d probably never go horseback riding or salsadancing, and I’d certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can’t tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there’s a little F-16 in my pants.
Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr.Thatcher? Ever suffered from the curse’? I’m guessing you haven’t. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I’ll be transformed into what my husband likes to call ‘an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.’ Isn’t the human body amazing?
As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you’ve no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers monthly visits from ‘Aunt Flo’. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it’s a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend’s testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her h e thought Grey’s Anatomy was written by drunken chimps. Crazy! The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants… Which brings me to the reason for my letter.
Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: ‘Have a Happy Period.’
Are you fu*ing kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you’re some kind of sick S&M freak girl, there will never be anything ‘happy’ about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don’t march down to the local Walgreen’s armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory.
For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you just have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn’t it make more sense to say something that’s actually pertinent, like ‘Put down the Hammer’ or ‘Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong’, or are you just picking on us?
Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bull sh*t. And that’s a promise I will keep. Always.
Best,
Wendi Aarons
Austin , TX
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Dear Mr. Thatcher,
I have been a loyal user of your ‘Always’ maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I’d probably never go horseback riding or salsadancing, and I’d certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can’t tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there’s a little F-16 in my pants.
Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr.Thatcher? Ever suffered from the curse’? I’m guessing you haven’t. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I’ll be transformed into what my husband likes to call ‘an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.’ Isn’t the human body amazing?
As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you’ve no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers monthly visits from ‘Aunt Flo’. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it’s a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend’s testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her h e thought Grey’s Anatomy was written by drunken chimps. Crazy! The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants… Which brings me to the reason for my letter.
Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: ‘Have a Happy Period.’
Are you fu*ing kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you’re some kind of sick S&M freak girl, there will never be anything ‘happy’ about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don’t march down to the local Walgreen’s armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory.
For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you just have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn’t it make more sense to say something that’s actually pertinent, like ‘Put down the Hammer’ or ‘Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong’, or are you just picking on us?
Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bull sh*t. And that’s a promise I will keep. Always.
Best,
Wendi Aarons
Austin , TX
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General Discussion Area / Re: Sober reading.......
« on: 03 April 2008, 19:55:11 »
I think it is more misguided people commiting acts under the banner of religion rather than a fault with said faith. Islam is actually a very peaceful religion built on tolerance and respect.
Remember the video of the 7/7 bomber, he was mostly mouthing off about Britain and how he felt he was treated rather than justifying his actions through lessons from the Koran. Surely someone who is religious would be quoting chapter and verse.
Ethnicity and religion are two separate issues.
I'm just glad these fools were stopped in time..
Remember the video of the 7/7 bomber, he was mostly mouthing off about Britain and how he felt he was treated rather than justifying his actions through lessons from the Koran. Surely someone who is religious would be quoting chapter and verse.
Ethnicity and religion are two separate issues.
I'm just glad these fools were stopped in time..