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[Lizzie Zoom]

First death in the UK just announced. Now watch the panic really set in.

Yes, ignoring the fact that the average number of deaths per year in the UK from flue is 17,000.

So just 16,999 to go and then we can panic!!

[Lizzie Zoom]

Plus...I haven't heard anything about corona virus giving you the shits. So why toilet roll?

To blow noses I suppose, as Boris and co have stated the importance of "using a tissue and putting it in the bin"!

Bu essential just the great Joe Public panicking!

Up here we use old underpants to blow our noses on. 

 

[STEMO]

If I got any symptoms, I'd just keep it quiet. I can't be staying indoors with a glorified cold.

[Lizzie Zoom]

Plus...I haven't heard anything about corona virus giving you the shits. So why toilet roll?

To blow noses I suppose, as Boris and co have stated the importance of "using a tissue and putting it in the bin"!

Bu essential just the great Joe Public panicking!

Up here we use old underpants to blow our noses on. 

 

................Thinking more about that.................that will cause a shortage of underpants, what with those going for PIP and Universal Credit assessments also wearing them on their heads, Black Adder style, to prove they are mad and deserve as much in benefits as possible

[STEMO]

You're supposed to wash your hands when you get home to your 'safe space', but my missus keeps rubbing her hands on my face because she's heard it kills pensioners   

[dave the builder]

You're supposed to wash your hands when you get home to your 'safe space', but my missus keeps rubbing her hands on my face because she's heard it kills pensioners   

culpable homicide
does she have lots of life insurance policies out on you too 

[STEMO]

Been to fill up at Asda this morning, not a plastic glove to be had. Just the remains of the cardboard boxes where people have taken the effing lot to protect themselves from the dreaded virus. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Been to fill up at Asda this morning, not a plastic glove to be had. Just the remains of the cardboard boxes where people have taken the effing lot to protect themselves from the dreaded virus. 

OFFS......too many people seem to think it is the return of the black death.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

The Black Death killed 2 million in England alone between 1348-50 when the population was around 4 million.

You didn't see all the peasants buying up loads of bog roll.

75 million killed worldwide.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

There is evidence that the Black death led to the peasants revolt.

[STEMO]

Three posts on the trot. Won't anyone talk yo you? 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Three posts on the trot. Won't anyone talk yo you? 

I suppose you'll have to do if an intellectual is not available.

[STEMO]

Three posts on the trot. Won't anyone talk yo you? 

I suppose you'll have to do if an intellectual is not available.

I'm going out with doggie in the lovely sunshine. You just ramble on till I get back. Bye 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Three posts on the trot. Won't anyone talk yo you? 

I suppose you'll have to do if an intellectual is not available.

I'm going out with doggie in the lovely sunshine. You just ramble on till I get back. Bye 

Missing you already......

[aaronjb]

Three posts on the trot. Won't anyone talk yo you? 

I suppose you'll have to do if an intellectual is not available.

I'm going out with doggie in the lovely sunshine. You just ramble on till I get back. Bye 

I miss being able to do that - not so much when it's pouring with rain and freezing cold, but on a nice day like today it was nice to get out with the pup.. although given his hatred for other dogs, the route was sometimes like a slalom course!