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[Doctor Gollum]

Are you sure?

Damn right. All news that doesn't support uncle Joe is fake news, everyone knows that.

Shit, I missed that memo... 

[STEMO]

Are you sure?

Damn right. All news that doesn't support uncle Joe is fake news, everyone knows that.

Shit, I missed that memo... 

You also missed on calling the result 

No, that was incorrect, you didn't actually call the result, just made any other result sound very implausible and scary.

[Doctor Gollum]

They've not actually finished counting yet

And it's not just about the presidency...

Although I have, and continue to concede that Trump may have lost.

[STEMO]

They've not actually finished counting yet

And it's not just about the presidency...

Although I have, and continue to concede that Trump may have lost.

Give it up, FFS. It's done, finito.

[STEMO]

Unless you have a YouTube vid that says different, of course.

[Viral_Jim]

All we need to do now is sit and wait for the end of the democratic process in the USA, as foretold by our very own Dr G.

Speaking of which, I believe the BBC is due to fold next year as per Rods, late of this parish 

[Doctor Gollum]

They've not actually finished counting yet

And it's not just about the presidency...

Although I have, and continue to concede that Trump may have lost.

Give it up, FFS. It's done, finito.

If ITV arbitrarily decided that the Brexit vote was a Remain win everyone outside of Lundun would have been pretty annoyed.

[Raeturbo]

They've not actually finished counting yet

And it's not just about the presidency...

Although I have, and continue to concede that Trump may have lost.

Give it up, FFS. It's done, finito.

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                   No.. it’s just resting.. lovely plumage🤭

[STEMO]

They've not actually finished counting yet

And it's not just about the presidency...

Although I have, and continue to concede that Trump may have lost.

Give it up, FFS. It's done, finito.

.           
                   No.. it’s just resting.. lovely plumage🤭

P

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

https://youtu.be/6fG0RRZoAJo

This is better.

In similar circumstances I can't imagine you'd have behaved much differently M'lud. 

I was thinking much the same.

[Nick W]

All we need to do now is sit and wait for the end of the democratic process in the USA, as foretold by our very own Dr G.

Speaking of which, I believe the BBC is due to fold next year as per Rods, late of this parish 

What really happened to Rods was his favourite fantasies came true when a team of covert international assassins recruited from their hide-in-plain-sight jobs at various MacDonalds throughout Europe abseiled in through the downstairs toilet window and garroted him using poison soaked lettuce. The same team then stole Trump's victory by being able to lick more stamps than previously thought possible. Next week, they'll be back cleaning the gunk out milkshake machines until the conspiracy needs their talents again....

[STEMO]

All we need to do now is sit and wait for the end of the democratic process in the USA, as foretold by our very own Dr G.

Speaking of which, I believe the BBC is due to fold next year as per Rods, late of this parish 

What really happened to Rods was his favourite fantasies came true when a team of covert international assassins recruited from their hide-in-plain-sight jobs at various MacDonalds throughout Europe abseiled in through the downstairs toilet window and garroted him using poison soaked lettuce. The same team then stole Trump's victory by being able to lick more stamps than previously thought possible. Next week, they'll be back cleaning the gunk out milkshake machines until the conspiracy needs their talents again....

Have you got a link to the YouTube vid?

[Nick W]

All we need to do now is sit and wait for the end of the democratic process in the USA, as foretold by our very own Dr G.

Speaking of which, I believe the BBC is due to fold next year as per Rods, late of this parish 

What really happened to Rods was his favourite fantasies came true when a team of covert international assassins recruited from their hide-in-plain-sight jobs at various MacDonalds throughout Europe abseiled in through the downstairs toilet window and garroted him using poison soaked lettuce. The same team then stole Trump's victory by being able to lick more stamps than previously thought possible. Next week, they'll be back cleaning the gunk out milkshake machines until the conspiracy needs their talents again....

Have you got a link to the YouTube vid?

It's only to be used as trade advertising, as in the mercenary's training film The Substitute with Tom Berenger

[Doctor Gollum]

All we need to do now is sit and wait for the end of the democratic process in the USA, as foretold by our very own Dr G.

Speaking of which, I believe the BBC is due to fold next year as per Rods, late of this parish 

What really happened to Rods was his favourite fantasies came true when a team of covert international assassins recruited from their hide-in-plain-sight jobs at various MacDonalds throughout Europe abseiled in through the downstairs toilet window and garroted him using poison soaked lettuce. The same team then stole Trump's victory by being able to lick more stamps than previously thought possible. Next week, they'll be back cleaning the gunk out milkshake machines until the conspiracy needs their talents again....

Have you got a link to the YouTube vid?

It's only to be used as trade advertising, as in the mercenary's training film The Substitute with Tom Berenger

Found it...

https://youtu.be/i1CPsVNUAG8

[Sir Tigger KC]

Earlier the BBC news said that Joe Biden had "swept to power!" 

Personally I'd say he "crawled to power, with the whiff of corruption following on!"