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[STEMO]

After not getting the bastard the last four times wifey has had it, it's fifth time unlucky. Mo is a trooper, she really is, been bad with it all week but still been into work. I tested at tea time after shivering and shaking all day and it was positive. Hope it's a short term thing, doggie is not very understanding when he needs a crap.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Sure it's Covid? 

It could be Man Flu, in which case I hope Mo has taken out Life Insurance on you!     

[STEMO]

Sure it's Covid? 

It could be Man Flu, in which case I hope Mo has taken out Life Insurance on you!     

"I tested at tea time......." 

If it was manflu, I would have been dead this morning. Although, I must admit, I've had a rough night..

[Sir Tigger KC]

Sure it's Covid? 

It could be Man Flu, in which case I hope Mo has taken out Life Insurance on you!     

"I tested at tea time......." 

If it was manflu, I would have been dead this morning. Although, I must admit, I've had a rough night..

Give it time.  It might be Long Manflu! 

[STEMO]

After a megadump in the bowels department this morning, I have been out with doggie for a couple of hours and don't feel bad at all. Fingers crossed 🤞

[STEMO]

I spoke too soon, I had a really bad night last night. Sweating and shouting out nonsense (don't). The Mrs helped me by getting me a glass of water and pissing off to another bedroom.

[Rangie]

Our neighbours along the road have had the same for over a week now, not good at all .

[STEMO]

The Mrs is taking the dog out this morning, first time I've missed since we got him a year ago. 
Feel as if I'm letting him down, silly old fool.

[redelitev6]

Can we still call it Man Flu , should it not be "non specific gender Flu" ? 

[Doctor Gollum]

Can we still call it Man Flu , should it not be "non specific gender Flu" ? 

That sounds a bit, er, gay.

[STEMO]

Don't believe this fùckin Covid. Been in bed all afternoon, sweating and shaking again, only this time being sick and peeing out the wrong hole. I could put it down to another bug, as we did when the wife was bad three weeks into Covid, but too much of a coincidence. Getting pissed off with it now, the only saving grace (for me) is that wifey is on half term, so can take the dog out.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Can't you just die quietly FFS? 

[STEMO]

Can't you just die quietly FFS? 

Sorry,Tigger, I woke up still alive  Never mind, I'm sure I'll die of old age soon 

[TheBoy]

I think when I had it last year I got off quite lightly, as it just knocked me out for about 2 weeks.

It was better than any fad diets as well, I lost loads of weight

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I've had the Chinese sniffle but other than feeling slightly out of sorts it didn't cause much of a problem.

........but then I'm much younger than most on here.