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Re: Omnishambles.
« Reply #15 on: 13 November 2023, 14:52:15 »
He set fire to the middle east and now they are asking for his help to control the fire.
You couldnt make it up.  ::)
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Re: Omnishambles.
« Reply #16 on: 13 November 2023, 15:16:22 »
Well, if we can't hang him, perhaps Hamas will...
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Re: Omnishambles.
« Reply #17 on: 13 November 2023, 15:52:25 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 13 November 2023, 15:16:22
Well, if we can't hang him, perhaps Hamas will...

We can only dream of that happening
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Re: Omnishambles.
« Reply #18 on: 13 November 2023, 16:52:30 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger KC on 13 November 2023, 14:24:47
Just to add to todays events which are worthy of a Shakespearean comedy/tragedy, it's been reported that former PM Tony Blair is being lined up by the Israelis as some kind of humanitarian coordinator for Gaza!  :)

Bush poodle.
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Re: Omnishambles.
« Reply #19 on: 13 November 2023, 18:17:40 »
Quote from: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 13 November 2023, 14:52:15
He set fire to the middle east and now they are asking for his help to control the fire.
You couldnt make it up.  ::)
I'm fairly sure the Arab Spring was during Cameron's tenure?
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Re: Omnishambles.
« Reply #20 on: 13 November 2023, 18:44:08 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 13 November 2023, 18:17:40
Quote from: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 13 November 2023, 14:52:15
He set fire to the middle east and now they are asking for his help to control the fire.
You couldnt make it up.  ::)
I'm fairly sure the Arab Spring was during Cameron's tenure?
Treasonous B Liar was the 'special' envoy at the time. Emphasis on special.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quartet_on_the_Middle_East

Cautionary note... There are so many wank words in that article you might need a whole box of tissues to get through it.
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Re: Omnishambles.
« Reply #21 on: 13 November 2023, 19:27:37 »
Mini little bastard, didn’t even have nuts to sack her face to face the cowardly shithead. She was the best one there!!
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« Reply #22 on: 13 November 2023, 20:25:05 »
She certainly said some of the right things, but what did she actually do ?  ;)
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Re: Omnishambles.
« Reply #23 on: 13 November 2023, 21:23:20 »
Tell you what... Our new Foreign Secretary will be about as welcome as a cup of cold sick in Brussels, Berlin and Paris!  ;D
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« Reply #24 on: 13 November 2023, 22:08:26 »
Oh I dunno. He spent years tugging his forelock and asking favours from them while they laughed at him and said "non".
They like British politicians like that.
He only called a referendum because he was arrogant and out of touch, so was 100% convinced he would win it and put the issue to bed once and for all.
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« Reply #25 on: 13 November 2023, 22:18:57 »
Fu(is sake had enough of that fool first time around. When will they stop punishing us?
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Re: Omnishambles.
« Reply #26 on: 13 November 2023, 22:23:20 »
Quote from: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 13 November 2023, 20:25:05
She certainly said some of the right things, but what did she actually do ?  ;)


Have you ever publicly and deliberately disobeyed your boss, whilst stoking up trouble amongst your colleagues and customers? If you haven't, how would you expect them to react if you did - invite you round for a pat on the back, tidy bonus, followed by tea and cake? A history of competence would mean you might get some allowances made, but that's not been a trait required by the Tories for a depressingly long time.
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Re: Omnishambles.
« Reply #27 on: 13 November 2023, 23:05:52 »
The gift that keeps on giving.

Labour wont be worried.

Be interesting to see how Cleverlyintends to stop your boat people.
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Re: Omnishambles.
« Reply #28 on: 13 November 2023, 23:16:57 »
Quote from: Varche on 13 November 2023, 23:05:52
The gift that keeps on giving.

Labour wont be worried.

Be interesting to see how Cleverlyintends to stop your boat people.

I could tell you how he won't. The clue's in the name. ::)
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Re: Omnishambles.
« Reply #29 on: 13 November 2023, 23:26:19 »
😁 yeah,  clever Kant to get the job🤣
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