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[TheBoy]

Chiltern oppsing Railways

[Sir Tigger KC]

A chicken mayo baguette from Greggs where most of the filling was on the outside of the sandwich to make it look like there was loads, but as I tried to eat it most of the chicken smothered in mayo ended up in my lap! 

Being the responsible sort I had to pull over to eat it safely.     

[Kevin Wood]

A chicken mayo baguette from Greggs where most of the filling was on the outside of the sandwich to make it look like there was loads, but as I tried to eat it most of the chicken smothered in mayo ended up in my lap! 

Being the responsible sort I had to pull over to eat it safely.     

I was waiting for Mrs. KW outside a clothes shop on Farnham high street on Saturday when some total soap-dodger who'd clearly been on the booze came up to me and said "Oy, mate! Where's Greggs?".

I explained that I didn't think that there was one in Farnham...

[Terbs]

Being old, fat, overweight, short of breath, and realising I can't do the jobs I used to be able to do !!!

[TheBoy]

Being old, fat, overweight, short of breath, and realising I can't do the jobs I used to be able to do !!!

Must be something in Brakker's water supply that causes all that Terbs

[Rangie]

Having to help deal with a drunk Eastern European pestering females at the market this morning, the lad of the Copper who was trying to restrain him was losing the battle, single manned vehicles are simply not the way to go.

[STEMO]

Most Big Issue sellers in town are Eastern European now.

[TheBoy]

Chiltern's poxy compensation site keeps falling over today, probably not helped by the fact they are cancelling trains today as well, due to a different fault.

Mongrels.

[TheBoy]

I should add, I don't want the money, I just want it to cost them in time and effort processing the claim, in the vain hope they might actually improve.

I nearly selected the "donate to charity", but noted it was one of those stupid, pointless, millennial friendly charities that should never exist, so I'll donate it to the Red Lion in exchange for a free pint....

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Most Big Issue sellers in town are Eastern European now.

Got a Romanian woman selling it in the next village.
"Big Issue Sir ?"

"No but I will give you a free lift to Stansted". 

We are told though that they bring great economic benefits to the UK, which is why we need as many of them as want to come. 

[ronnyd]

Bloody virtually silent milk floats creeping up on me in the supermarket car park.    Why the hell can't they make them noisier, or stop making them altogether. 

[Rangie]

Fu**ing e scooters on the pavements almost knocked my missus over,if I could have caught the little bastard I'd have strangled him.

[TheBoy]

That that useless Scottish idiot knob jockey Ian Callum used JLR's normal quick release system on the coolant bottle to make the job quick and easy, only to surround it with other hoses so its near impossible to remove the bloody thing.

I'd love to meet that self-abuser.

[Sir Tigger KC]

The weather...

[Nick W]

That that useless Scottish idiot knob jockey Ian Callum used JLR's normal quick release system on the coolant bottle to make the job quick and easy, only to surround it with other hoses so its near impossible to remove the bloody thing.

I'd love to meet that self-abuser.

Isn't he a designer, responsible for how the car looks and not the nitty-gritty of where mechanical bits go?
If it's true, I'm terribly sorry to spoil your rant with germane information....