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[STEMO]

Beemer is now looking favourite. Don't know what flavour yet, I'll decide nearer the time.

EDIT: Sorry, I'll be told nearer the time.
Need to get another years warranty on her astra, runs out in December.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Beemer is now looking favourite. Don't know what flavour yet, I'll decide nearer the time.

EDIT: Sorry, I'll be told nearer the time.
Need to get another years warranty on her astra, runs out in December.

Well, I hope you don't go for derv.

[STEMO]

Beemer is now looking favourite. Don't know what flavour yet, I'll decide nearer the time.

EDIT: Sorry, I'll be told nearer the time.
Need to get another years warranty on her astra, runs out in December.

Well, I hope you don't go for derv.

Derv, auto, obviously.

[Rangie]

Don't forget indicators they're not standard on a Beemer.

[STEMO]

Don't forget indicators they're not standard on a Beemer.

Most I see have them fitted these days, they must have stolen them from all of the VWs and Audis.

[TheBoy]

Don't forget indicators they're not standard on a Beemer.

Nah, that was last decade.  Your average junior saleman now strives for VAG.  And Volkswagon in particular go out of their way to ensure their customers end up in hospital.

[TheBoy]

Don't forget indicators they're not standard on a Beemer.

Most I see have them fitted these days, they must have stolen them from all of the VWs and Audis.

Round here, the most common car is Merc.  Probably because half the town work for Petronas AMG Mercedes.

As they dont fit indicators or lights in a professional capacity, they dont understand how they work. 

[biggriffin]

Don't forget indicators they're not standard on a Beemer.

Most I see have them fitted these days, they must have stolen them from all of the VWs and Audis.

Round here, the most common car is Merc.  Probably because half the town work for Petronas AMG Mercedes.

 The other half, come from hoof'land, ex Lola employee's.  They get a new Merc every year at a good rate..

[STEMO]

Don't forget indicators they're not standard on a Beemer.

Most I see have them fitted these days, they must have stolen them from all of the VWs and Audis.

Round here, the most common car is Merc.  Probably because half the town work for Petronas AMG Mercedes.

As they dont fit indicators or lights in a professional capacity, they dont understand how they work.

It's a sign of the times. Not just driving, no one gives much of a shit about anything, really. During the last week, one of my neighbours has had a new length of downspout fitted. The old one, being cast iron, was left at the end of the alley.....for the scrap man. Since then, another neighbour has had a new aerial, and another a new radiator. All three items are now at the end of the alley. I was going to tell the neighbours to get their respective'tradesmen' back to shift it, but I've given up. It's not worth the effort/falling out.

[cam.in.head]

dress up in disguise and put them back in their gardens !
we confused the hell out of a neighbour of ours once who kept putting a lawnmower out on the pavement. he never locked his shed so we kept putting it back in !

[STEMO]

dress up in disguise and put them back in their gardens !
we confused the hell out of a neighbour of ours once who kept putting a lawnmower out on the pavement. he never locked his shed so we kept putting it back in !

The old school, 87 year old lady I've been shopping for is very prim and proper, and doesn't give a shit about falling out with people. When I see her tomorrow, I will light the blue touch paper.......and retire.

[dave the builder]

weigh it all in when you take the church roof lead to the scrappers Uncle Stemo 

[STEMO]

weigh it all in when you take the church roof lead to the scrappers Uncle Stemo 

Northern churches use fake lead nowadays, they're well on to me the scallies up here.