Ok, here goes. If you saw my post in general chat, you'd know that I've bought a lemon
Here's the score.
It's missfiring, like mad. It will hardly run. it's on 3 cyls AT MOST and the whole car shakes.
Let the revs off, and she cuts out.
When revving, it sounded really metallic, like a bag of nails, which worried me, but thinking about it, it was actually just pinking.
I'm 100% sure the engine has been very much messed about with.
The EML is on.
A different DIS didn't help.
When I get time I will look at it, so far I know to check:
Condition of leads and spark plugs (obvious first)
All electrical connections/earths.
Flash out and investigate fault codes
Put strobe on plug leads 1 by one and see if I can see it firing
Compression test?? (I don't have a tester)
Pop off timing belt cover, make sure cam sprokets are located on the correct keys and that the engine is timed up correctly (I get the impression some muppet has thrown this together).
I'm thinking, given the bit of sludge on the stick, it may be a head gasket issue, which is why I suggested compression test. Would a failed HG Cause it to run so badly, if not at all? After having it running for a matter of a couple of minutes, and driving a few yards, the coolant bottle seemed IMO too pressurised.
Also noticed a 3 pin electrical connector, to the left of the ECU box, is broken, but it doesn't seem important.
I'd be very very very very veeerryyy grateful for any more suggestions on what I could do to narrow this down.