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General Discussion Area / Re: DVLA Eye Test
« on: 06 April 2008, 06:23:19 »Quote
Our 'ladies' eye-test could have shoes on it instead!
.... or handbags if you're like my missus!
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.... or handbags if you're like my missus!
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General Discussion Area / Re: HAVE YOUR SAY ONE DAY 2.....
« on: 04 April 2008, 10:29:47 »
I had to think about this, but I think it would have to be the day I became a Grandad. Its a great time of life, but with 8 grand children now it sometimes wonder if I've lost the plot a little.
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General Discussion Area / Re: XXXXX NOW kEEP IT CLEAN XXXXXX
« on: 04 April 2008, 10:37:12 »
You lot have a one-track dirty mind.....
and I'm jealous that I didn't think of some of these replies!
great stuff 
and I'm jealous that I didn't think of some of these replies!
great stuff
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General Discussion Area / Driving Enforcement
« on: 04 April 2008, 13:03:45 »
Mad Joan was whizzing round the mental hospital in her wheel chair, when she was stopped by Crazy Carl.
"Licence please!" said Carl.
Joan sped off round the corner and bumped into Loony Leon.
"Insurance please!" said Leon.
Off zoomed Joan again, but she was stopped by Donkey John who had a 10 inch erection.
"Oh no!" cried Joan "not the f@@king breathalizer again!"
"Licence please!" said Carl.
Joan sped off round the corner and bumped into Loony Leon.
"Insurance please!" said Leon.
Off zoomed Joan again, but she was stopped by Donkey John who had a 10 inch erection.
"Oh no!" cried Joan "not the f@@king breathalizer again!"
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General Discussion Area / Re: ROAD TAX PETITION
« on: 04 April 2008, 10:57:11 »Quote
Bored with signing all these. It will make break all difference. Can't be arsed to keep doing it - there's always one every other month about WED or Fuel Duty.
quote]Vote the tinkers out next time instead.[/
Those that will follow aren't much better though!
Which ever lot gets in.
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General Discussion Area / Re: ROAD TAX PETITION
« on: 04 April 2008, 10:44:03 »
I've signed... come on every one, you know you want too!!!
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General Discussion Area / Re: How fitting do you think peoples user names are?
« on: 04 April 2008, 13:06:01 »Quote
QuoteDo the names reflect the personalities we see on the forums?what r u implying :-/ :-/ :-/
And what, if anything does your user name mean to you?
if the cap fits!?!?!
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General Discussion Area / Re: How fitting do you think peoples user names are?
« on: 04 April 2008, 10:26:38 »
Well I'm a Dad, to my wife I'm number 1 (sometimes) and I live in the UK. 
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General Discussion Area / Re: MOT
« on: 04 April 2008, 10:24:22 »
Nice when a plan comes together
You can start saving for next year, by when they will have thought of something else to check.
You can start saving for next year, by when they will have thought of something else to check.
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General Discussion Area / Re: What's the worst car you've ever had
« on: 03 April 2008, 08:29:21 »Quote
QuoteHi all,
showing off here, but, I once owned a 1973 Moskvich 412 Saloon. A Russian piece of cheap crap.
It was the colour of diarrhoea & turned sharp right every time I hit the brakes. (Saved a bloke's life once!) He just stepped out in front of me, I stood on the brakes & finished on the pavement.
Worst car in the world.
I used to work for a gardening company, and the boss was a bit of a motor wheeler and dealer, and we had a Moskvich as a company run about for a while. I must say it never let us down, though it was very basic...lol
The windows were the winder with a coil of wire round it which went over a pulley at the top of the door and onto the bottom of the window. The weight of the window sent it down and the wire pulled it up. Oh how this name Moskvich brings back memories
If I remember right they were smokey because they were designed to run on anything going in Russia. ie petrol oil mixture or paraffin or diesel.
Suddenly I feel very old cos this was going back to the early Eighties.
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General Discussion Area / Re: No Hot Water or Heating
« on: 04 April 2008, 10:48:28 »
I've gone for putting your foot in it... or through it!
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General Discussion Area / Re: DOH !!
« on: 04 April 2008, 10:32:04 »
I think you have a problem with your attitude
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General Discussion Area / Re: Ahhh bugger, new exhaust time
« on: 04 April 2008, 13:09:01 »Quote
Hmmmmm.....think we might need some heat and some rust flash, from memory those bolts loked a little bit rusty!
I had to burn mine out and put nuts and bolts in. I ground them down and tried to drill them but just blunted a load of drills!
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General Discussion Area / Re: now this is a nice car.....
« on: 02 April 2008, 22:56:24 »
I must be honest, I preferred the Mk1 and Mk2 more. Also the Consul which was similar to the Mk1.
The auto gearboxes on the Mk3 was dodgy.
The auto gearboxes on the Mk3 was dodgy.
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General Discussion Area / Re: Reality Bites
« on: 04 April 2008, 10:34:40 »
Its certainly not what it used to be... If it wasn't for the grandkids, I think I would have gone 'down under'. Its certainly a nicer way of life. You will deffo miss it!
Never mind, as you say save like hell and go back.
Never mind, as you say save like hell and go back.