++++Wife Missing++++
Husband:
My wife is missing.
She went out yesterday and has not come home...
Sergeant at Oxford Police Station:
What is her height?
Husband:
Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant:
Weight?
Husband:
Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant:
Colour of eyes?
Husband:
Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sergeant:
Colour of hair?
Husband:
Changes a couple times a year.
Maybe dark brown now.
I can’t remember.
Sergeant:
What was she wearing?
Husband:
Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Sergeant:
What kind of car did she go in?
Husband:
She went in my Range Rover
Sergeant:
What kind of Range Rover was it?
Husband: (sobbing)
Range Rover SDV8 Autobiography - Head Up Display, Traffic Sign Recognition with Lane Departure Warning, 22in Alloy Wheels - 7 Split Spoke Diamond Turned Finish Style 707, Sliding Panoramic Roof Including Powered Blind, Steering Wheel - Heated - Leather and Wood, Privacy Glass with Solar Attenuating Windscreen, Headlining - Leather - Ivory, Veneer - Grand Black Lacquer, 20in Brake Calipers, 21in Alloy Wheels - 10 Spoke Style 101, 4-Way Rear Seat Lumbar, 8in Touch Screen, ACC - Adaptive Cruise Control, Active Vanes, Adaptive Dynamics, Adjustable Seat Bolsters, Airbags - Curtain, Airbags - Front Passenger, Airbags - Front Side, Airbags - Thorax, Auto Access Height, Auto Dimming Rear View Mirror, Auxiliary Points - Rear, Blind Spot Monitor and Closing Vehicle Sensing with Reverse Traffic Detection, Bluetooth Audio Streaming, Bluetooth Phone Connection, CBC - Cornering Brake Control, Carpet - Ebony, Climate Front Seats, Customer Configurable Single Point Entry, DAB - Digital Audio Broadcast, DSC - Dynamic Stability Control, Diesel Misfuelling Protection Device, Door Mirrors - Power Adjustable-Heated-Power Fold-Auto Dimming with Approach Lights, Door Trim - Ebony, Dynamic Response, EBD - Electronic Brake-Force Distribution, ESP - Electronic Stability Program, ETC - Electronic Traction Control, Electric Parking Brake, Electrical Towing Preparation, Electronic Air Suspension - Variable Ride Height, Embossed Autobiography Script on Centre Rear Squab, Extended Veneer Pack, Exterior Standard Bumper Pack, Four-Zone Climate Control, Front Fog Lights, Front Parking Aid with Front Visual Display, Front and Rear Carpet Mats with Contrast Edge and Metal Corners, Front and Rear Recovery Hooks, Full TFT - LCD Instrument Cluster, HDD Premium Navigation with Touch Screen, Hard Disk Audio Server, Headlight Powerwash, Headlights - Automatic, Headlights - High Beam Assist, Headlights - Xenon with LED Signature, Headlining - Alston - Cirrus, Heated Rear Window, Hitching Guidance, Hydrophobic Front Door Glass, Illuminated Aluminium Treadplates with Autobiography Lettering, InControl Apps, InControl Connect Pack, InControl Protect - 3 Year Subscription, InControl Remote Premium - 3 Year Subscription, InControl Secure 3 Year Warranty Period Package, InControl Touch Plus - Level 3, Intelligent Emergency Braking, Keyless Entry, Laminated Hydrophobic Front Door - Toughened Rear Door and Quarter Light Glass, Leather Steering Wheel, Load Compartment Light, Non Smokers Pack, Parcel Shelf - Ebony, Parking Heating with Remote Control, Passenger Seat Away, Power Blinds for Panoramic Roof, Push Button Start, Queue Assist, Rain Sensing Windscreen Wipers, Reactive Grounding Response, Rear Bench Seat with Load Through Facility, Rear Lights - LED, Rear Parking Aid with Visual Display, Roof - Fixed Panoramic, Seat Belts - Ebony, Seats - Cirrus Contrast Stitching, Seats - Climate Rear, Seats - Driver 22-Way Adjustment, Seats - Driver Memory, Seats - Front 18 Way Electric, Seats - Front Massage, Seats - Front Passenger Memory, Seats - Passenger 22-Way Adjustment, Seats - Rear Power Fold, Seats - Rear with Power Recline, Seats - Semi Aniline Leather Style 19, Soft Close Doors, Speakers x17, Steering Column - Electric Tilt - Reach and Rake Adjustable, Steering Wheel - Heated, Subwoofer, Surround Camera System - 5 Cameras, TMC - Dynamic Route Guidance, TPMS - Tyre Pressure Monitoring System, TV - Digital Receiver, Tailgate - Handsfree Powered Electrical Tailgate, Touch Screen with Dual View Technology, Towing Assist, Trailer Reverse Park Guidance, Trailer Stability Control, Twin Tailpipes, USB Socket - Front, Voice Control - Audio, Voice Control - Navigation, Volumetric Alarm, Windscreen - Heated, Wireless Headphones x1
(At this point, the sobbing has turned into a full cry.)
Sergeant:
Don't worry sir. We'll find your Range Rover…