Well finally managed to wedge my fat arse under the car with a assortment of meters, hammers and tools.
Poked it, slapped it and finally knocked the shit out it with a hammer
Got a measurement of battery voltage on the HT side but anywhere between 5 and 8 volts on the LT side.
Had a quick check at the back of the ignition switch which gave me (near as damit) battery voltage so that got me really thinking..............
Back under the front I go for another look.
Crimps look okay then it hit me literally.
The floor is wet, the car is wet and i'm getting blinded by dripping water from the engine above
Then the penny drops why I can't get a solid reading on the LT side
Grabs a tea towel out of the kitchen (i'll suffer when the wife finds out
)
Gives the starter and solenoid a good rub down, grabs a puffer bottle of PX24 (duck oil to civvies) and proceeds to spray everywhere around the starter.
Gives it a minute then turn the key.
Needless to say it fires up first time
Happy days
Merry Christmas Oofers