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New government 1 minute lateral flow test.
« on: 01 January 2022, 21:26:14 »
Due to the shortage of kits the government have introduced self diagnostic LFT , stick one finger in your mouth & one finger up your arse, after 60 seconds if you can't taste or smell the difference isolate.
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Re: New government 1 minute lateral flow test.
« Reply #1 on: 01 January 2022, 22:16:47 »
Quote from: Rangie on 01 January 2022, 21:26:14
Due to the shortage of kits the government have introduced self diagnostic LFT , stick one finger in your mouth & one finger up your arse, after 60 seconds if you can't taste or smell the difference isolate.
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Re: New government 1 minute lateral flow test.
« Reply #2 on: 05 January 2022, 01:37:55 »
You have of course omitted the most crucial part of this test as outlined by Public Health England :y  - 'put one finger in your mouth, and one up your arse. After 60 seconds swap fingers. Then if you can't smell or taste the difference, you must self isolate'.
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Re: New government 1 minute lateral flow test.
« Reply #3 on: 05 January 2022, 08:04:21 »
Quote from: johnnydog on 05 January 2022, 01:37:55
You have of course omitted the most crucial part of this test as outlined by Public Health England :y  - 'put one finger in your mouth, and one up your arse. After 60 seconds swap fingers. Then if you can't smell or taste the difference, you must self isolate'.
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