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General Discussion Area / Re: British Army’s Race Action Plan
« on: 22 February 2024, 09:06:10 »
If we ever went into a real war we'd be rubber ducked!
Define a real war in the context of a digital world...
Given how late the government are to the party about securing critical infrastructure, makes no difference, we're still Donald Ducked!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Boots
« on: 22 February 2024, 09:04:57 »
No chillies in a genuine Vindaloo just vinegar and mustard seeds, TBH a restaurant curry is nothing like the genuine thing. I make my own from scratch ,recipes from good cook books.
If I want the real thing, I have enough friends from that part of the world, and go see them and sit round the table.  Because I'm a heaven, they even let me use cutlery ;D
I wonder what they do if you were a heathen?
LOL, I'm just always heavenly ;D

Could have sworn I typed that properly, but who knows if it was me, or the spillchucker.

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General Car Chat / Re: Breakdown cover
« on: 22 February 2024, 08:38:06 »
Sorry to hear of the hassle they caused, good job you were near home.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Boots
« on: 21 February 2024, 14:45:46 »
No chillies in a genuine Vindaloo just vinegar and mustard seeds, TBH a restaurant curry is nothing like the genuine thing. I make my own from scratch ,recipes from good cook books.
If I want the real thing, I have enough friends from that part of the world, and go see them and sit round the table.  Because I'm a heaven, they even let me use cutlery ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Boots
« on: 21 February 2024, 09:54:33 »
Can you imagine, I'd be straining that hard, I'd rip the bathroom door of its hinges!
Nothing a Naga Chicken wouldn't fix. Explosively. ;D
Tiffins used to do a cracking Chicken Naga, really tasty and spicy, but without being inedible hot.  Sadly, the others here either don't do one, or its just a vindaloo/phal with a few naga chillies in, so just stupid hot, but tastes of ghee.

My potty is relieved.

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General Discussion Area / Re: French lithium fire
« on: 21 February 2024, 09:50:55 »
I like France, and the French*


*Calais and Paris do not count as France.  Paris is a bit like London, only it smells more.

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General Discussion Area / Re: What a bargain!
« on: 21 February 2024, 09:48:59 »
Ive never seen the point in funerals. My family have been instructed not to bother with one when I fall off my perch.
Send the carcass to be burnt, and if they want to they can have the shes returned to scatter them somewhere, although I dont really see the point in that either.
All silly, pointless and expensive tradition imo.
I'm guessing its to allow closure, or whatever the wankword is for the weak minded.

But a celebration after the event, irrespective of whether or not there is a "funeral", is has good a reason as any for family and friends to have a proper get together :y

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General Car Chat / Re: Mk7 Golf amp
« on: 21 February 2024, 09:45:19 »
Head unit off and quite a surprise at just how few wires there are.
Most modern cars, the "head unit" is just the touch screen, and the rest of the system is in various modules fitted wherever is convenient, and connected up via CAN or MOST or both.

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General Car Chat / Re: Lotus Carlton/Omega
« on: 21 February 2024, 09:38:33 »
You boyz with your rose tinted glasses ;D

That said, I always wanted a 24v Senator when they came out, but had to settle for an Astra GTE instead.

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General Discussion Area / Re: What a bargain!
« on: 20 February 2024, 14:44:43 »
Mr Blue Sky by ELO to see him out.
Funnily enough, that was the exit music at bro's funeral.  Followed by a free bar.  Fair to say, my remaining brothers and I saw big Bro off in the manor he would have approved of :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: Boots
« on: 20 February 2024, 14:41:51 »
PMSL, right on cue, Dominos just pulled up outside ;D

Dominos for breakfast?! FuŁking savages!
I'm guessing they are the only place open that will deliver around these parts.  But they'll have it for lunch and tea as well.  Jeez, if I ate that much pizza, I wouldn't shit for a month!
Could that be classed as a plus?  ;)
Can you imagine, I'd be straining that hard, I'd rip the bathroom door of its hinges!

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General Car Chat / Re: So what have you done to your car today?
« on: 20 February 2024, 14:39:33 »
Yesterday, I picked up a straightened wheel and new tyres, and relieved my wallet of Ł365.

Today, I struck up enough enthusiasm to put it on the car.


Also, yesterday, washed hers after its weekend in Devon/Dorset, seeing as it had been through many big puddles and dollops of cowshit.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Boots
« on: 20 February 2024, 10:33:44 »
PMSL, right on cue, Dominos just pulled up outside ;D

Dominos for breakfast?! FuŁking savages!
I'm guessing they are the only place open that will deliver around these parts.  But they'll have it for lunch and tea as well.  Jeez, if I ate that much pizza, I wouldn't shit for a month!

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General Discussion Area / Re: What a bargain!
« on: 20 February 2024, 10:32:07 »
Its the last one you go to that you can worry about!
S'pose I *HAVE* to turn up to that one!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Boots
« on: 20 February 2024, 09:34:49 »
PMSL, right on cue, Dominos just pulled up outside ;D

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