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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Sir Tigger KC on 27 January 2021, 14:28:58
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Anyone had a Covid test where they stick a cotton bud so far up your nose you think their going to swab your brain? ??? ::)
Well if you don't fancy that, an alternative has emerged from China (Where else?) where they are starting to carry out anal swabs! :o ;D
Apparently these tests are more accurate than nose or throat tests, but can you imagine turning up at your local test centre and have some burly squaddie say to you "Bend over please!" ;D
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9192251/And-thought-nose-swabs-bad-China-begins-using-anal-swabs-test-Covid-Beijing.html
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If they start that here, I'll be turning up every day. Maybe twice a day. ;D
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Did you say you've already had the vaccine?
If so you are either extremely old (over eighty) or you are a queue jumper.
Which is it? ::) ::) :)
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Did you say you've already had the vaccine?
If so you are either extremely old (over eighty) or you are a queue jumper.
Which is it? ::) ::) :)
Mind your own business :P
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As a young man I expect to be last in the queue.
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If they start that here, I'll be turning up every day. Maybe twice a day. ;D
Last time anyone went near my tail end was at the Dr's for a 'digital examination'. ::)
The Dr was about 6'5" and had hands like spades! :o :( When he finished rummaging around in there, he patted me on the bum, chuckled and said "That feels fine." :(
Bastard! ;D
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Yep, you hope for Jeremy Beadle and always end up getting Pat Jennings. ;D
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Anyone had a Covid test where they stick a cotton bud so far up your nose you think their going to swab your brain? ??? ::)
Well if you don't fancy that, an alternative has emerged from China (Where else?) where they are starting to carry out anal swabs! :o ;D
Apparently these tests are more accurate than nose or throat tests, but can you imagine turning up at your local test centre and have some burly squaddie say to you "Bend over please!" ;D
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9192251/And-thought-nose-swabs-bad-China-begins-using-anal-swabs-test-Covid-Beijing.html
I think its already up and running in this area. Sign outside the Doctors surgery the other day said "COVID TESTING AT THE REAR". :D
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Seems like a lot of arseing around to me. :-[
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Anyone had a Covid test where they stick a cotton bud so far up your nose you think their going to swab your brain? ??? ::)
Well if you don't fancy that, an alternative has emerged from China (Where else?) where they are starting to carry out anal swabs! :o ;D
Apparently these tests are more accurate than nose or throat tests, but can you imagine turning up at your local test centre and have some burly squaddie say to you "Bend over please!" ;D
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9192251/And-thought-nose-swabs-bad-China-begins-using-anal-swabs-test-Covid-Beijing.html
I think its already up and running in this area. Sign outside the Doctors surgery the other day said "COVID TESTING AT THE REAR". :D
;D ;D ;D
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.....and I was just hoping for a quick jab in my upper arm.
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Mm, those Chinks are rearry behind... they are scraping the bottom now. ;D
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Another incentive NOT to catch Chinese Virus
>>>> slams door shut on bunker :o
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Now now, don’t rear up Dai. :y
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When I had my test I was told not to get out of the car, and turned up in an MX5*.
There could have been a bit of a rummage to get at the "other end" for this test. ;D
*- with a knackered battery, as it turned out. :-[
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Turning up in a rag top could have caused all sorts of assumptions :o
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Tut tut ::)