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Title: Just whwn you thought it couldn't get any worse...
Post by: LC0112G on 25 July 2021, 12:08:20
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2021/07/23/covid-could-spread-flatulence-say-ministers/

....are we going to have to self isolate whilst slowly gassing ourselves ?
Title: Re: Just whwn you thought it couldn't get any worse...
Post by: STEMO on 25 July 2021, 12:23:37
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2021/07/23/covid-could-spread-flatulence-say-ministers/

....are we going to have to self isolate whilst slowly gassing ourselves ?
Be interesting if it wasn't behind a paywall.
Title: Re: Just whwn you thought it couldn't get any worse...
Post by: STEMO on 25 July 2021, 12:25:43
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/ministers-fear-coronavirus-could-spread-24609803
Title: Re: Just whwn you thought it couldn't get any worse...
Post by: LC0112G on 25 July 2021, 12:25:52
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2021/07/23/covid-could-spread-flatulence-say-ministers/

....are we going to have to self isolate whilst slowly gassing ourselves ?
Be interesting if it wasn't behind a paywall.

Works for me, and I don't pay for owt. Try proper Internet Explorer.
Title: Re: Just whwn you thought it couldn't get any worse...
Post by: STEMO on 25 July 2021, 12:32:47
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2021/07/23/covid-could-spread-flatulence-say-ministers/

....are we going to have to self isolate whilst slowly gassing ourselves ?
Be interesting if it wasn't behind a paywall.

Works for me, and I don't pay for owt. Try proper Internet Explorer.
I prefer proper safari, thanks  ;D

If this story is true, I might be a super spreader.
Title: Re: Just whwn you thought it couldn't get any worse...
Post by: Shackeng on 25 July 2021, 12:43:35
True Steve, especially your lumpy ones. 8)
Title: Re: Just whwn you thought it couldn't get any worse...
Post by: dave the builder on 25 July 2021, 12:44:46
People just need to light their farts
the heat will kill Chinese virus
when the winter, 5th wave by then ? is in force ,fart lighting could reduce heating costs  8)
Title: Re: Just whwn you thought it couldn't get any worse...
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 25 July 2021, 13:12:47
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2021/07/23/covid-could-spread-flatulence-say-ministers/

....are we going to have to self isolate whilst slowly gassing ourselves ?
Be interesting if it wasn't behind a paywall.

Works for me, and I don't pay for owt. Try proper Internet Explorer.
I prefer proper safari, thanks  ;D

If this story is true, I might be a super spreader.

Imagine if you and the whippet work together as a team.

Global destruction with be inevitable. :)



Title: Re: Just whwn you thought it couldn't get any worse...
Post by: ronnyd on 25 July 2021, 13:53:08
People just need to light their farts
the heat will kill Chinese virus
when the winter, 5th wave by then ? is in force ,fart lighting could reduce heating costs  8)
Jasper Carrott used to to a piece on his BBC show years ago on setting light to farts. Can't do links, total technophobe.  :-[ ;D
Title: Re: Just whwn you thought it couldn't get any worse...
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 25 July 2021, 14:27:31
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvJF0j-RLxk
Title: Re: Just whwn you thought it couldn't get any worse...
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 25 July 2021, 17:47:11
Clutching at straws to keep people under their beds.  >:(

Sounds like something Sippy Cup would suggest.
Title: Re: Just whwn you thought it couldn't get any worse...
Post by: STEMO on 26 July 2021, 15:00:20
Showed this story to wifey a couple of days ago. Whilst walking in the woods earlier, and letting go at regular intervals, she suggested I might need a mask for my bottom  ;D
Title: Re: Just whwn you thought it couldn't get any worse...
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 26 July 2021, 15:22:07
Showed this story to wifey a couple of days ago. Whilst walking in the woods earlier, and letting go at regular intervals, she suggested I might need a mask for my bottom  ;D

According to Billy Connolly we should  check that a fart is just a fart, as we get older. :-\ :-X
Title: Re: Just whwn you thought it couldn't get any worse...
Post by: Rangie on 26 July 2021, 15:27:54
Where on earth do people dream this nonsense up from ? Wiping your arse will be dangerous next.
Title: Re: Just whwn you thought it couldn't get any worse...
Post by: STEMO on 26 July 2021, 15:36:32
Where on earth do people dream this nonsense up from ? Wiping your arse will be dangerous next.
Talk to Abu Hamza, it can be very dangerous  ;D
Title: Re: Just whwn you thought it couldn't get any worse...
Post by: Rangie on 26 July 2021, 16:15:51
Where on earth do people dream this nonsense up from ? Wiping your arse will be dangerous next.
Talk to Abu Hamza, it can be very dangerous  ;D


Remember that c**t when he was in our seg dirty smelly bastard demanded everything and we gave he f**k all & plenty of it , went to a USA prison which he was dreading.